ITT: God-tier recent metal albums

ITT: God-tier recent metal albums

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Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

Vektor - Terminal Redux

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>this thread

What do these albums have anything to do with nu -males?

>put as many good albums as you can to offend as many people as possible
brilliant

Vektor - Terminal Redux

I'm gay so I'm allowed to enjoy these :^)

>Boris is nu-metal
???

>put as many entry-level plebby albums as you can to offend as many people as possible
ftfy

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>71162431
- t. nu-male

t. dadrocker who considers Black Sabbath tru-metal

all me btw

I know people didn't like it as much on release, but like DsO's less watered down records (everything but Paracletus and Drought which were for the nu male audience) people are gonna come around to this one.

Pretty cool riffs along with a strong core rhythm section so shit's pretty badass throughout rather than pretentious like nu male stuff.

>inb4Scaruffidrone
Nah go eat a dick, nu male. This stuff uses the best of technical riffs and a post-hardcore type attention to builds to create some intense music that's certainly not for the nu males.

Epic

These guys did the whole post-hardcore influence thing before Pyrrhon, but they are actually pretty different still focusing on shorter bursts in between longer bits. It's more like post-hardcore if it had an overall OSDM atmosphere and the crazy parts are replaced by crazy metal parts.

>gay
>nu male
pick one

not a slave of the vagina

I can listen to pink album all the way without feeling guilty

Sludge Metal mixed in with noise rock. It's as simple as that.

I don't like this record
You wanna know what is a better record?

>t. nu-female

Grind with a pseudo-melodic bent to it. Sounds really cool with often one guitar part playing the main riff which is still crazy intense as usual for grind with another guitar or two adding little bits on the side to spice things up.

FUCKING NU MALES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i'm totally not triggered though pls don't criticize-i mean censor me you fucking sjws)

t. projecting nu-male

Fas?
Kenose?
SMRC?
Those came out at least ten years ago though. Not recent.

Vektor - Terminal Redux

>that's certainly not for the nu males
>being this insecure and faggy
ok nu-male

But that's not even fair. Terminal Redux isn't even a recent god tier album, it's the greatest album of all time period.

>getting triggered this hard

wut is this

Howls Of Ebb - Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows

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>Neurosis
>Boris
>Thou
>Murmuure
>Converge
>The Angelic Process

fucking kill yourself, senpai

Holy shit is /metal/ the most cringeworthy and autistic general on Sup Forums?

jesus just that entire thing written out has 10+ to edginess but i like the art so ill give it a try

fuck i was right, its shit.

You're a little baby. Go to the Carly Jespen farting thread, and see some cringe.

the one and only

>/metal/
>More autistic than K-Pop General and /Grimes/
KYS

>fucking nu-males are ruining my metal

Pic related - you

ITT

What is the definitive anti-nu male album?

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Vektor - Terminal Redux so much, I had all the LPs and shirts
>I pray to Vektor - Terminal Redux every night before bed, thanking it for the life I’ve been given
>"Vektor is love" I say; “Vektor is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a nu-male
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Vektor - Terminal Redux
>I called him a manchild neckbeard pedophile elitist
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my feet hurt
>I lay in bed listening to Sunbather and think about how my girlfriend is spending the night at Daquan's
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Vektor - Terminal Redux
>I am so happy
>It whispers into my ear “Metal is for babbies.”
>It grabs me with its powerful Ultimate Artificer hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Vektor - Terminal Redux
>It penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Vektor - Terminal Redux
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water at how progressive it is
>I push against his force
>I want to please Vektor - Terminal Redux
>It roars a mighty roar as Vektor - Terminal Redux fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Vektor - Terminal Redux looks him straight in the eyes and says “What age did you grow out of metal?”
>Vektor - Terminal Redux leaves through my window
>Vektor is love. Vektor is life.

anal cunt - everyone should be killed

>being such a numale that you think that actual metal fans consider Black Sabbath to be the truest metal

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Any NSBM

If this shit triggers you, you're in the wrong genre, nu male. GO listen to gay ass pseudo-intellectual indie garbage with lazy songwriting.

But, I'm not American. Also, is it just me or is tonight one of those "everyone is being serious with their shitposting" nights?

literally no good albums on there i think you're just a nu(bile) male

my favorite music

/metal/ is fucking cancer and should be nuked

t. butthurt numale

Thanks for proving my point

no problem, nu-male fag

t. bootybusted strapon-loving low-T fag-licking vegan soy milk-drinking recyclable bag-using "trendy" "I'm not hipster" Obama-voting underage boomer 2.0 hippy faggot nu male

hey numale

>being this mad
What are you doing in this thread, son
It's not for whiny nu-males

Keep proving my point underage scum

>being
>this
>mad

>be numale
>go to /metal/ general
>"heh, I'm gonna stir up some REAL SHiT mayne"
>get promptly blown the absolute fuck out
>cry to wife's son about it
POTTERY

Kill yourselves

why is it so fucking easy to bait numales?

>le gold face

Either you're fishing for (You)'s, and doing a good job by the way, or you really think the shitposts are actual real arguments. Look at what this motherfucker said. Come on now, stop being so fucking mad and take the bantz like a man.

you seem upset, nu-male

>Le I was just pretending face XD

Back in my days trolling meant something

Why is it so fucking easy to BULLY numales?

ftfy

and yet you're still mad

>I call people nu-males on the Internet

This is not banter, this is retarded shitposting that only 15 year old would find funny

>back in my day

>i get upset when people call me a numale on the internet

>trying to get (you)s from based Slayer fans
not gonna happen, samefag

Says the neckbeard as he listens to his shitty Virgin metal about Vikings and dragons and jerks off to hentai while bitching about women and white genocide

You may have a point, this is getting a bit ridiculous. Also, has calling someone a nu-male now worse then calling them a furry, a loli-fag, or even a double nigger.

nu-males
nu-males
nu-MALES
NU-males
nu-males
selam-un
un-males
nu-selam
nu-lames
nu-males
nu-males
nu-metal
nu-male
Vektor-In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Vektor-Terminal Redux
Nu-male
Nu-males

oh dear, the nu-male tears have started

>he likes Gayer
Embarrassing

>one numale on a mission to prove """he""" is a man
heh

>being homophobic

Suck my dick virgin

Only underage faggots and manchildren can't listen to metal

actually, i'm pretty sure the only virgin here is you, nu-male, because i can't see a non-virgin getting this upset on Sup Forums

It's the other way around fag

>"i'm not a virgin"
>"but I'm also a numale with a testosterone deficiency who drinks AlMoND soy milk"
EVERY TIME

Only virgins listen to metal

COUPONS ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!

ah yes, the classic nu-male non-argument of "anyone who doesn't listen to indie pop and rap is a virgin," surprised it took this long

No, metal fans generally don't look that much for good lyrics because they know this is almost impossible to find on music. Even then, metal is the genre with the most artistic expression nowadays.
You probably think In Rainbows is a great album.

youtu.be/Ye5-XFwWD14

>only virgins listen to metal
t. numale who is currently sitting outside of ""his""" wife's room while she entertains her """guests"""
At least you're not a virgin cuck right, o h w a i t

FREE COUPONS ANYBODY?!?!?!?!?