So I met a guy at the gas station and he asked me if I was into magic the gathering in the worst fucking way possible...

So I met a guy at the gas station and he asked me if I was into magic the gathering in the worst fucking way possible. Dub's decides how I respond.

yeah I like men that are gay

...

I eat ass

I fuck on first date

roll

yes I'll suck your dick

Bye

rawl

you gunna fuk me gud?

Give him your address

winrar

>Plot twist: OP is a guy.

REROLLING

...

i want a threesome with your mom

rolling

You gather the magik and I'll gather ur cum

let's play stripmagic

dick pic?

mtg gives me diamonds.

oh stop being such a bitch and just suck his dick.
Go enjoy yourself

dubs decided my response. kek

Wanna pick my brown lotus?

Oh, MTG? I thought you said sucking dicks for cash. I got a lot of bills

Shit, my bad

finger my asshole?

Deliver

Fk magic hearthstone instead

"niggers tongue my anus"

reroll

no but I'll blow u while u play

Reroll

...

Check em

Lets meet up and let dubs decide how we fuck

delivar op

I was wondering if you were also into rimjobs?

THE TIME HAS COME

yu-gi-oh is better

tits or gtfo

This

We have a winner

(Give him your address) tell him yu gi oh is better and that you also eat ass like a public toilet

if hes into magic he's probably on Sup Forums too, so abandon thread all who enter here