Hey I'm at Walmart you guys need anything?

Hey I'm at Walmart you guys need anything?

A can of Copenhagen wintergreen pouches and a 30 case of coor's light

cheese pizza and lube

Pick me up a gallon of vanilla ice cream.

Oh and can you get that caramel shell stuff that makes caramel shells?

Get me some cheddar Ruffles dude

get me a muzzle loader, a poster of miley cyrus, a box of Cliff bars (not the gay ass crunch version), and a leftover cowboy costume.

Alcohol.
Strong alcohol.
Lots of it.

King sized almond Hershey's bar fam

a new flash drive please. I can't find mine

A large box of condoms

water bottles please

A blanket please

>26.62
>2.36
>4.88

What kind of retarded monetary system does walmart use that doesn't have everything sitting at a reasonably round number?

id like some eggo's and maple syrup the real stuff not the fake shit, ill pay you back.

Socks, underwear and pizza

yeah get me a remington 700 308

Pastic measuring cup and micro/fine pens.

Walmart is by far the worlds most successful retail outlet. Maybe you're the one that has it wrong

Cheese Pizza, Jameson. That'll be all nigger.

multi-pack of panties and some cheese doodles

>Pets across from apparel
But why tho

Also fuck you for shopping while their trying to set up the action alley for the overnight stockers. You just get in everyone's fucking way.

food

Tampons and ice cream.

Go try on some girls panties. Post pics.

Some plant rooting hormone and Christmas light timer pls

Large jar of Petroleum Jelly for fapping.

As many boxes of .308 as they'll sell you

A My Little Pony Toy and a skore bar my dude

I'll take a reason to live, please!

They do that so people won't notice slight discrepancies on their receipts. 26.62 will sometimes ring as 26.68, etc.

Only one in ten or so will ring slightly under.

They make about 100 million per fiscal quarter per district (depending on district/time of year) doing this shit.

Only in usa and Canada do they do this.

My ex-wife is a district mgr for Walmart/Sam's Club.

i want all of their ginger ale and flu medicine and grab a bag of jolly ranchers too

Litterally what I just went to the gas station to get. Except long cut

PADS AND TAMPONS FOR THE BEAST

OP can you do me a solid and go down the art supplies aisles and check to see if you walmart has these little canvas art supplies pouches. I think at my walmart they were kept in the sewing/craft aisle (as opposed to the pencil/pencil bag aisle).

I need more for muh mics but my walmarts stopped selling them.
>in store only, no online purchase

A congrats your ninth birthday card, a pregnancy test, and some girls underwear.

or the card, lube and a teddy bear

or a rain suit, a saw, trash bags, and a ski mask

A 12 gauge shot gun, a couple boxes of shells, some whiskey, a case of beer, and some kitty litter.

$10 dollar play store card

best thread on Sup Forums in years. 10/10.

the 2 years of my life back

Some Xanax

A video game

"Action alley"
Well, I know who has worked at wal mart.

If it's such a problem, why is it open 24/7?
>mfw you can't even answer this

Magnums for my double XL

X-tra Large Condoms, please.

XBOX ONE
NES CLASSIC
AND TUNS OF MOVIES

A 12 pack of toilet paper
2 dozen condoms
Anal Lube
I'm gettin some dick tonight

2 pussies

I need you to shit on the floor.

Nah that guy copied me. Faggot

They sell tobacco at Walmart in the states?

Here in Canada you can't even buy a Maxim magazine at Walmart.

Grab me a pack of twinkies and some haagen dazs

I like the sheep on the box

You can buy alcohol, tobacco, and get a new rifle with some ammo all at the same time.

Yeah a can of GO FUCK YOURSELF

I ned a life

Don't tell anyone and I'll let you use my employee discount.

Grab me some dubs please

get me a 24inch Magnavox HDTV.

Go up to a obese person, slap her ass, and then say, "'damn nigga you thicc af"'

Chiclets

God bless america. I have always wanted to go and people watch in an American Walmart.

All the ones I have been to in Canada are very similar, although they have Walmart and Walmart supercenters here. The supercenters have fresh produce aisles and are a bit bigger.

Most normal people don't go to Walmart in my town unless they need to. It's mostly people from the smaller communities that shop there while they're in town.

Don't they sell coffins there too?

...

You can be born, raised, fight a war, derail into prescrition drugs, become alcohol, and be burried in a american walmart.

the place is like the american dream

Butter
Butter
I Can't Believe It's not Butter
Condoms
Cheese Pizza
Beer

Here in Connecticut they have tobacco products but no alcohol
And I know a couple years ago they had pellet guns I bought one. not sure about anymore or firearms

If walmart was its own country it would be 23rd richest in the world.

Suck a dick.

wow that was really funny and creative. How's Grade 5 by the way

Some liquor and a gun

Chiclets are bomb af

My buddy just told me they do sell a lot of stuff online including coffins he bought this wake and bake mug it's a coffee cup with a bowl built in the bottom side and you pull right out of the handle

Keep the beer cans coming cold and steady old man.

Please bring me back some fire.

I've never seen a Walmart where you could buy this in the store but they are online

Because home office enjoys making money off the drugged up niggers and piss drunk fatass white trash idiots who like to wake their kids up at 3AM to buy a pair of fucking flip flops and some cheese logs.

Can you buy a slut for me?

they got any elephant semen there I'm trying to brew some premium cancer but my elephant died last night.

Pouches lol

Please bring me back a reason for living.

Walmart is the only place that sells the cheap shitty blue camping pads I use to make boffer swords.

That is pretty cool. I don't smoke weed, but that's a pretty cool mug.

A rope and a sturdy ceiling fan

Dubs

can of whipped cream and a pack of disposable razors