Passed out pranks

Passed out pranks
I've got a buddy that's passed out and we want to fuck with him. What are some ideas?

Stick a carrot in his ass

Put your dick in his ass and pull it out and then put it back in keep going til you cum HAHA WHAT A FUNNY PRANK!

Tongue his anus

Did that already. What else?

Suck his dick and call him gay

Scorching cooking oil to the belly, funny every time

Let him get a good night's sleep and ask him how he slept when he wakes up. Laugh at everything he says and let the psychological torment get to him when he suspects you did something

cum inside his underwear and tell him he was moaning when he was sleeping.

Pic with timestamp please

Shit on his forehead. Don't get into eyes unless you want him to go blind

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Stick a carrot in your ass

Rip his clothes in a manner that looks like he just shrunk down from an INCREDIBLY huge physique

Start punching him until he wakes up and fight him until you can calm him down and say he blacked out after punching a lot of people you were with

Done

trips

surround him with corpses so when he wakes up he thinks hes a werewolf

Cut his dick off cook it and serve it to him for breakfast.

Step one get soda STEP2 cum in soda step three give soda t him

Give him black face

put his feet in a bowl of cold water. he'll piss hiimself.

Do it

1000%

Sprinkle black pepper on his upper lip

roll

best ever, and actually works, tape a glass beer bottle to his hand then tickle his face, he will involuntarily try to slap/scratch the tickle, clubbing himself in the face with the bottle

Soda then mentos is ass

This sounds promising.

and put shaving cream on his balls

When he wakes up everyone stifle snickers when they look at him.

He goes and looks in the mirror

Everyone still tries to hold back laughter and snickers when he comes back

Keep laughing no matter what he says or does

Amzing

open his computer to grindr or cl m4m and leave it then ask him what was up with his gayness

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Get I-177 passed

That's actually really fuckin funny

Put a mattress in his pool, it'll take a crane to get it out

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YO THIS I CHANGE MY ROLL

Tabasco sauce in ear......trust me

slowly stack objects on him one by one, taking a photo after each object, and then make a windows movie maker video of it set to "only time" by enya

Run to the store and buy some panties. Toss the panties on him and call him an absolute mad man when he wakes up.

wut?

hey bb. u wnt sum fuk?

Absorbs water and gets hella heavy, plus hard to maneuver due to water

Ya blow him and call him a faggot.he'll never live that down

Put a crane in his pool. It'll take a mates to get it out.

get a cow upstairs in his house.

Put a cow in the crane they are going to use to get the mattress out of the pool

Nah, put the crane in the mattress in the pool and use a cow to pull it out

But the cow is stuck upstairs. How are you supposed to get it to come down to get out the crane?

with this girl.