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Azor Jon
Seven blessings, lads
LEAKED EPISODE 10 FINAL SCENE DETAILS
>Dany and co are on the shores of Meereen, looking at Euron's recently arrived 1000 ship fleet
>Yara says they just have to burn the ship Euron is on and they can win
>"But Euron isn't on any of those ships"
>They all turn, it was Daario who said it
>He breaks the pommel of his dagger
>It was a glamor, he's Euron
>Kills Greyworm, grabs Dany
>She says her dragons will burn him alive
>"No, they won't"
>A deep horn is heard from the fleet, all 3 dragons take off in unison towards it
>"Those dragons belong to me now, and so do you"
>Cut to black
>are you a Frey?
>good
What did he mean by this
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)
kys
EWW THAA FOOK UHH YEW?
>Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking, shit-pile of a city?
Do you think Dany will be dissapointed when she arrives in Kings Landing only to find that it's half destroyed by wildfire, and still stinks of piss and shit?
>no And who, are you...
ya fucked up
Stannis is alive.
Shireen is at the wall.
Jon is neither Azor Ahai nor Kingsblood.
Sansa's pussy is still pure in the Vale.
The only thing the show has done right is remove Lady Stoneheart.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
why did they ruin tyrion this seasons?
to make him less popular so they can axe him or something?
>chatting about GoT with coworker
>mentioned I miss Stannis because he was my fave
>"Stannis? Who?"
>he claims to be a huge fan and had seen all 5 seasons
Why do normans pay so little attention to their favourite media?
Every day, I see some random Sup Forums poster who has more talent than the writers of GoT have
> mlady returns next episode!
Can't wait!
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
Thread for non-pedos
>C-CIA please not here-- *moans*
They have a life to live, and a phone to check.
Think these two smashed in the bathroom at this auditorium?
He can't even fit through the door.
Implying I don't get the urge to shitpost while watching.
Reminder that you shitstains and your /cel/shit are why we will get banned during offseason.
You just KNOW
Azor Jon!
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GO GO FOLLOW YOUR COMMANDER
"Let him die. We only need Sansa."
Fuck off
Me on the right
>that time when he get off the horse and start running to the battlefield
why
you have a horse
why getting off the horse for running?
He's the son of Ned and Ashara Dayne, moron.
for Roose Bolton, Lord of Winterfell and the Dreadfort and Warden of the North
Bran pedo-posters are the worst fucking thing in every single one of these shitty ass threads. Why the fuck have these faggots not been b& yet?
first for dany best girl
I support OP
its easier to run in zig zag on foot then horse
duh
You've got fat.
WHO OWNS THE NORTH??
SHOW ME
Janny is one of them.
RRRAAAMMMMSSSAAAYYYY
yrw were still here cus were not breaking any rules the stannisfags and jonautists aren't also breaking
but it's harder to shoot someone moving faster
>rickon not snagging ramsay's back belt knife and stabbing him
are we sure he was even a stark?
would you rather burn at the stake or get eaten by starving dogs
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rather be starved by burning dogs 2bh senpai
Yes, because doing that would have been intelligent instead of playing along with Ramsay's game because of "muh honor".
Rickon was a Stark through and through
Is that guy black and frozen?
burn at the stake, unless the dogs rip my throat out first an I bleed out quickly
LITTLEFINGER OWNS THE NORTH
"Come with me and loot this city!" -- Littlefinger leading his men into King's Landing
I bet he will be called "The Golden King" or "The Whoremaster King"
Petyr Baelish, the Pimp Who Was Promised
Fuck idk I guess dogs would be over faster
never watched the hardhome episode
what have I missed?
I wasn't interested in a fanfiction battle.
No. HE'S A FUCKING WHITE WALKER
If you cross the street when you see him you're a racist.
>One Arrow Volley to kill ONE (1) horse (Jon's)
>Send cavalry to kill ONE (1) man (Jon)
>Launch another volley while your cavalry are still in the mix
>THEN send the foot soldiers
LITERALLY WHAT WAS RAMSAY THINKING?
>eyes of a mad king
Who's the final boss of this show? There aren't really any villains left.
Littlefinger is going to turn the Dreadfort into a BDSM-themed brothel.
>stonehart cut
>good
fack off
it's a good episode man, top 5, give it a watch
good b8 lad
if you're serious, you missed the only sequence worth watching in S5
Idk what that is...
So he is a frozen black guy?
Stop whitewashing characters of color 2k16
He is the Mad King's grandson, after all.
Ok, seriously guys?
AGAIN with this retarded ass AMERIFAT thread?
How MANY fucking times do I have to say this?
THIS SHOW IS FUCKING GARBAGE.
You people are America """""""educated""""" though, so I wouldn't expect you to understand basic ideas very quickly, so I'll say it in a way that you'll understand:
>USA USA USA USA USA LOL WE LANDED ON DA MOON, DA MOON DA MOON DA MOON DA MOON, LE SOCIALISM IZ BEHD ;), LOL CANADA IS AN IRELEVANT CONTRY HUE HUE HUE [This show is fucking GARBAGE, you STUPID. FAT. FUCK.] USA USA USA
You Americans are fucking PATHETIC.
You want to know why this show is shit?
BECAUSE IT PANDERS TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.
Americans are weak minded, fat, lazy, and stupid. Does it really surprise anybody here that the show is turning to crap so quickly?
All of you must have some strong arms under all those layers of blubber and fat, due to ALL OF THE FUCKING SHIT YOU HAVE TO SHOVEL UP IN ORDER TO PRETEND TO LIKE THIS STUPID RETARDED AMERICAN SHOW.
You FAT FUCKS.
And you """""people""""" have the fucking gall to say that CANADA is an irrelevant country?
Ok, amerifats.
You cock suckers can't go a single day without getting shot.
You fat asses keep sending waves of refugees all over Europe due to bombing their families, you STUPID FUCKS THEY CANT EVEN FIGHT BACK
You people willingly put fucking ESTROGEN in your water, and make girls grow a full set of tits at the age of 9
You people are all shit. Your country is shit.
You are the ones that gave birth to 3rd wave feminism, and modern liberals, you greasy fucks
You idiots still think your better? Even with these shitty fucking shows you make?
Lol, just another testament to that American """""""""education""""""""""
Go fuck yourselves.
Lol, better yet, your slutty ass women will do that for you. I hope all of the AIDS on her rubs right down your fat fucking dick hole.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Are you trolling?
>all those men between him and wun wun
>wun wun right next to jon literally on the next shot
quality
I bet CIA's plan to marry Sansa to Harry the heir in the books will end with him disposing of Harry and marrying Sansa himself and getting Winterfell, the Vale, Riverrrun, and most importantly, Sansa.
>"Every knight in the Vale will pledge his sword to win you back your birthright."
The show just cut out the Harry detour since this way the Vale were able to help Sansa win back Winterfell without adding in another pointless character that CIA will just kill in the end.
No, no, no. You are SOOOOOO RIGHT! Let's all go back to the "Stannis approved" Cersei FOOKIN Lannister thread. BECAUSE STANNIS LLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURVED THE LANNISTERS! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! EVERYONE!
The Night King
There's still Dany. She's pretty much a villain.
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>giant is barely bigger than regular soldiers
kek'd hard
Then get the fuck out of here cunt.
Normies never cared about Stannis, why do you think they cut him so quickly?
lol
He's a black and white walker.
Euron, Night's King, possibly Bran or Dany
I'm disappointing we didn't get more Smalljon. Some of these Northern lords are interesting as fuck
Does he drink lean and eat fried chicken?
Normies gonna normie.
Azor gonna Ahai.
Jon gonna die.
But she clearly rejects him, you can tell from his expression here. Unless she changes her mind later on.
>as if Slaver's Bay and the Free Cities dont reek of shit
Anyway Dany loves surrounding herself with shit, slaves and poverty, it makes her feel less guilty about her unbridled sense of superiority and entitlement
There is one episode left and we still haven't seen what was the blood of lyanna like.
Fried chicken is delicious fuck you.
I don't think lean exists in Westeros. Does Euron drink lean?
What do we reckon, lads?
Is this bait?
Recast him
I pretend I'm this dude in the shower every morning and re-enact this scene ever since the episode aired
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That's the expression he takes after being told Sansa is pregnant.
Ed Skrein
she's not pregnant.
Go fuck yourself you faggoty ass amerifat
wew lad
CIA gets Sansa to marry SweetRobin. Its the most advantageous movie for all parties involve. The North, the Vale and a claim to River-lands with CIA controlling everything behind the scenes.
I don't know if CIA knows about Jon being a Targ, don't know how that would play in his plan. But thus far he is only gaining powerful allies and not making any moves directly for himself.