Character goes to take a shit

>character goes to take a shit
>they don't remove their shirt

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Do you pull your pants all the way down to pee too?

I'm not judging. Me, I sit down to pee. But my excuse is because it's more comfortable than standing.

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Nah man, you're too exposed. What if someone breaks into your house and shoots you dead while you're in the shitter, do you really wanna be found without a shirt on?

A lot of the time I end up sitting down anyway because the relaxation of the muscles when going for a piss tends to make me wanna shit as well.

And when I start to take a shit, I might sometimes piss.

>having explosive liquid diarrhea
>already took 5 shits today, 6th one is near
Am I going to be okay bros

get some more fibre lad

that's what you get for shitposting, you deserve every last drop of it

>character goes to take a shit
>he doesn't turn the fart fan on
Seriously?

LITERALLY A MEME

>not wanting the EMTs to stand around your lifeless, naked body, admiring your perfect tits.
>EMTs and police all comment on what a shame it is.

>character goes to take a shit
>doesn't bring his gun
>dies
If I shat, I had my gat

I do it in public bathrooms just to scare off the normies

>character can speak to a store clerk without crippling anxiety
>character doesn't get an adrenaline rush before sending an email or making a call
>character doesn't become lightheaded and have to sit down when talking to a girl
>character initiates more than one conversation in a year
when did hollywood abandon realism for these retarded tropes?

>no blood on the tp
>urine isnt brown

how am i supposed to relate?

>character takes a shit
>doesn't scratch his balls covering the front of the toilet seat with dead skin

How? What foods should I eat?

>character takes a shit
>toilet doesn't clog

>character isn't NEET
DROPPED

that'd be believable if they flushed more than once but they dont!

>character masturbates
>he isn't using a fleshlight
tha fuck?

>character pees
>doesn't piss into a glass them empty it into the toilet
what

>character hasn't been searching daily for the same camwhore hoping she might be back in the biz for the past 4 years
how am I supposed to realte to him?

>when that camwhore you thought was cute got fat

i want /r9k/ fags to leave

>when the camwhore I thought was cute was fat to begin with

> character talks to friends
> they are corporeal entities

Who /stand n wipe/ here?

>character doesn't get an adrenaline rush before sending an email or making a call

that must be nice

>Character walks outside
>Doesn't run back into the house sobbing

>character takes a shit
>doesn't masturbate in his own feces while reading guns & ammo