shit just hit the fan. give me advice Sup Forums, you are my only hope.
>yawn >be me in happy relationship waking up this morning in girlfriend's bed this morning >she leaves for work and i open it to cruise the net >finally be not a piece of shit and leave her place >later, at home, around 5pm gf says she is going to parents house and with hit me up later >slut ex gf messages me on facebook >haven't talked in awhile, talking playful and get horny >go out on a limb and ask for nudes from her >OP delivers >i jerk off to pics and let ex know that i jerked off to pics via fb messenger >falls asleep >wakes up around 9pm >text bae "where you been what you doin" >she replys "you left facebook up and i'm just reading about you jerking off to your ex. i didn't even creep, it just popped up" >*freeze frame* >*record scratch* >yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got here >rookie fucking mistake >i drive over and sit outside in the cold for an hour texting her to let me in >inb4 fuck off mate >now im back home >is our relationship over
how fucked am i? how do i keep my gf
bumping with ex's tits that aren't worth it :(
Carson Evans
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>she leaves for work and i open her computer to cruise the net
Dylan Ramirez
You fucked up, man. Unless she has some psychological issues that prevent her from leaving you, you're fucked.
Keep talking to your ex and use her for sex until you get another gf. Private browsing and close browser windows next time. Lol
Joseph Wilson
Oh, and post pics. Might as well share with the Sup Forumsros since it's over.
Caleb Adams
considering that you didn't actually do anything with your ex, your relationship probably isn't over. She's going to want to talk about feelings or some shit, and make sure that if she mentions anything about her not being sexually attractive enough to you, you deny that shit and worship her pussy with your words. You'll be in the doghouse for a month then you're good.
Your ex's tits are nice, post moar if you have it faggot
Samuel Lewis
but like i just jerked off right?? it's fucked because it's an ex, at least i didn't cheat-cheat???
Oliver Butler
you gonna post nudes?
Cameron Morris
I speak from experience.
She will forever hold this shit over your head. Any time you have a disagreement over the smallest things she will just remind you of this and you'll have to back down.
It's best to start fresh and not fuck up. Once that trust is broken, shit is not fun... for you or her.
Wyatt Campbell
thanks user she (my gf) is definitely sexually attractive enough for me. definitely an 8 or higher. i had sex with her three times this weekend.
im just a horny idiot i think.
Christopher Young
Well, the least you can do is post the rest of the pics
Oliver Howard
Bump
Jeremiah Hall
>>im just a horny idiot i think
tell her that too
Gabriel Sullivan
what fresh hell is this?
Evan Peterson
i'm 25 and my gf is 28. maybe i can still play the "im young and reckless" card? am i too old for that shit? don't wanna appear too beta.
Henry Sanders
Not over if you play your cards right user. Also your ex's tits are massively misleading. Next time you logout of every session before being a horny idiot lol
Matthew Rogers
i know right, they look terrible sometimes
John Allen
You're boned. You're lucky it wasn't your wife though. Before you get one though:
DON'T. CHEAT. EVER.
Wyatt Johnson
Keep posting pics. She sent nudes, right?
James Robinson
Not a good card tbh, that'll be the final nail
How about you admit to being addicted or some other shit, like you need help and you thought she'd push you away if you had told her earlier into the relationship. If she bites it you'll have an added empathy bonus and in the end (don't fuck it up for a big while) she'll have this sense of accomplishment like she was a big part of your recovery. I dunno man, it sounds like you fucked up big time. Better have some good explaining to do than nothing at all.
Colton Butler
Also block you ex from fb don't be a dumbshit
Justin Scott
You are one stupid piece of shit.
Jordan Cooper
Jesus fucking Christ, what's with the pit hair? How can you jerk of with 2 fucking Krakens right there?
Alexander Ross
Dolores, erase this interaction
Adam Sullivan
i know right. i didn't even think of it as cheating cause i was just jerking off.
Connor Watson
i know :(
Thomas Wood
So looking at your ex naked while wacking it isn't that bad? So you would've done it in front of her if it isn't that bad. You're a dickhead.
Asher Ramirez
stop bein a little bitch op get over it
Hunter Hughes
good advice thank you
Luke Carter
Well, from her perspective, it might have seemed like you were feeling like she wasn't good enough for you, and you needed to go back to your ex to be satisfied. I can see how that could make her upset. If she's reasonable, you should be able to explain how you are/were feeling, and you should be ok.
Dump the rest of ex's pics, I'm kind of enjoying them. You have actual nudes, right?
Anthony Baker
I'd say it's over OP. Best thing to do is drop her a message and just apologize, don't make it too long winded. If you love her tell her that and then just leave it at that. If she contacts you again after the silence then you might have a chance at repairing it, otherwise move on and fuck more bitches.
Brody Phillips
>thinking every woman has to shave their pits and probably pubes too.
How's that non-existent relationship going user?
Dominic Sullivan
I've gotten away with cheating and being caught more times than I can count.
It's all in how you throw the dick at 'em.
Hudson Bennett
very drunk girl about to fuck her dad on cam , get in here Sup Forumsros bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 sign up with fake email and search sleezecunt
Sebastian Gutierrez
You are and idiot
Ever heard of "emotional cheating"? It's a thing apparently, look it up
Kevin Sanchez
They do. That shits gross.
Angel Wood
You are a man op. All men are horny idiots. Learn from this and keep it in your pants
Jonathan Campbell
yeah left out a pretty major detail here: my gf and i work together. about 25 people in the office. neither of us are leaving this job. i gotta get her back or shit is gonna be mad weird.
Alexander Watson
i aint clicked that shit
Eli Myers
Cheating doesn't have to be physical you dumb fuck. You betrayed her trust, you contacted your ex, and considering the reaction you had to it you knew you shouldn't have. Don't make excuses, there is no halfway point when it comes to cheating. Best bet is to keep fucking around with ex until yoy find someone new or to just stay solo for awhile.
>tl;dr you dun goofed
Jackson Flores
You are done bro. To her it will always feel like cheating. You lusted for another woman. To make it worse, it was on your gf's computer, and it was your ex... She will never fully trust you. She might take you back, but it will only be temporary. She will end up cheating on you or just straight out dumping. Move on and say you are sorry.
Lincoln Howard
Oh fuck lol. That complicates things. I don't know what to say in that case...
Caleb Ortiz
Never dip your pen in the company ink, hombre.
Ryder Ortiz
Holy shit.. from to >:boner killer
Carson Green
Time to go back to your ex, silly OP.
Brayden Green
Now we need to see your current gf(?)'s tits to compare and see where you stand.
DO IT OP
Hunter Davis
haa shieet, you're done. Better get job huntin' amigo. Even if you repair things it won't make things better at the office.
Josiah Fisher
this
Joshua Jenkins
lol is rachel your ex or are you just posting her pics for the story?
Asher Watson
Dubs of truth, DO EET!
Jackson Ramirez
nooo plz don't say this to me. i fuck her well and have treated her amazingly outside of this event for over a year. he last boyfriend cheated a bunch and i've been good enough that i'm hoping she can get past this moment of weaknes.
Gavin Ramirez
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Alexander Walker
The fact you still have your ex's pics saved means you aren't serious about your gf. Just let her go. Don't be selfish and waste her time.
Hudson Sanchez
Shit's pretty gross, like wtf. Almost every girl I've gone out with shaves her pubes at least. Wouldn't even consider a Chewbacca pitted girl, ffs
Alexander Butler
If I shave my butt and legs, she also has to.
Easton Edwards
user here speaks the word of wisdom
Luis Gomez
Why the hell didn't you go watch some porn or visit Sup Forums probably would've been a hell of a lot easier to get away with?
You took the extra effort to coerce your EX so nigga that's kinda on you. Hope you don't end up alone op
Carson Rogers
You are so young bro. And it apparent you dont love her.
Im not saying that to be mean, Im just saying that when you one day really love a girl, you will be able to control yourself from putting yourself in a cheating situation.
Iv been in a relationship for about 5 years now, finally found a good girl.
One night my ex came fucking around and sexting me, I too tried to jack off, but my dick wouldnt get hard because everytime I went to jack it, all i could see in my mind was my current girls face all heart teary eyed and hearbroken from what id done.
So, i stopped, and decided never to try it again, lest i lose something really valuable in my life.
Xavier Cooper
Thank you! Even I do that, hair is fucking nasty
Carson Lewis
if you shave your ass and legs you are a faggot
Tyler Evans
what the fuck is wrong with you
Landon Adams
Fagggggg
Leo Perry
that's exactly why i feel so stupid rn :(
Jonathan Stewart
>what's with that thing that happens naturally
I dunno, drives some people (me) wild.
Robert Hughes
The fact that her ex was a cheater kinda makes it worse for you. Noe you remind her of her last boyfriend.
Daniel Cruz
This guy can't cum unless it's on the one he loves, and probably his mom
Connor Richardson
I'm usually all about conversation and understand, but honestly, if that would happen to me, I would ha nothing. No advice from me this time except, good luck, mate. And don't be an idiot next time.
Lucas Sanders
Fag+pussy=not fag
Caleb Bennett
Lmao why are so many guys turned off by women's pubic hair? Shits normal. I feel bad for chicks that gotta witness our hairy asses
Nathaniel Wright
maybe she will realize how absolutely dumb this is and we can go to the winchester, have a pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Christopher Sanders
You leave your facebook on in your girlfriends house? You do it other places too. The apple store, your mates house, wherever the fuck is the most plausible. Some dickhead was fucking with your account, talked to your ex and got nudes. Super simple shit OP, LIE.
Julian Perry
Pic of current GF please.
Brayden Lee
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Jose Mitchell
i like her too much to post her shit for you to jerk off to
Brandon Flores
Pubic hair is gross af and not shaving your hair ass is gross af.
John Foster
Makes it worse to be honest. She will say you knew her past and still fucked her over. Sorry man, I wish it wasn't like this. I speak from experience;(
Kayden Cox
I wasn't going to jerk off, just dream of having a gf ;_;
Aiden Miller
Kek. You shave your ass hair?
Tyler Stewart
i know this girl irl. should i tell her not to send nudes to her ex because he can't keep them to himself?
Andrew Foster
lots of girls don't shave their armpits. you must have pretty high standards if it's a dealbreaker for you
Ian Allen
tomorrow we might be in the same place buddy ;_;
Elijah Reyes
If that was the case, we wouldn't be in this mess, now would we?
Thomas Mitchell
If you're a fucking faggot, sure.
Connor Brown
idk, personally I find it a lack of personal hygiene. I try to shave every so often for the same reason, it's somewhat of a turnoff to have a fucking hairy ass
Benjamin Gonzalez
Thanks for the free lolz.
John Jenkins
You don't?
Carson Ortiz
Pretty big deal breaker, I shave, bitch better shave as well.
Nathaniel Martinez
Look man, you might lose your girlfriend. You need to just accept that. You might have lost her anyway, even if you weren't so fucking retarded. It might work out for the best for both of you - you can't know that now.
But you can try. You can compare your ex to porn. Tell her she was just a masturbation aid. Tell her you are basically a dog humping a chair. Convince her that your feelings are completely separate from the things you jack off too.
The hardest part is convincing her the ex doesn't have something "looks-wise" that she lacks. Why after all would you jack it to a chick you don't like enough to be around. My solution to this? Tell her you hate your ex - so you can picture doing nasty things to her that you'd never imagine doing to a real woman. Say "even though she doesn't look that great, she is awful enough personality-wise that I can picture choking her with my cock and get off."
Just some thoughts.
Blake Sullivan
honestly don't think she'd be mad these aren't identifying
Nolan Cruz
Lots of girls don't have high standards in the men they choose so they willingly let themselves go and not keep themselves pristine
Jack Martinez
Don't even know how lol. I'm hairy as fuck. Only thing I shave is my face
Cooper Lewis
Bruh, with a fucking gillete razor or whatever brand you want, first time takes some time, but if you keep it in check every 4 to 7 days it'll take 10 minutes max
Easton Cruz
show her this thread
Luke Sanchez
Christ user. You goofed up on this one. >Consequences will never be the same, as they say.
Talk to her. Try to get her back with the classics. I was just horny and stupid, I love you not her, what can I do to make this up to you, I can't stop thinking about it I feel terrible, they're just nudes, you're more than that, or what the fuck ever else you wanna say.
If she has respect for herself, it probably ain't happening friend. That being said, I did the same thing and got her back. Good luck user. You stupid mother fucker.
Caleb Parker
fair, i honestly think she'd just lol. i'm not actually going to do it since i'm not going to admit i still use Sup Forums.
Thomas Bell
lmao best advice so far ? at least she'lol know i'm geniuinely distraught
Aaron Ward
Do you shave your anus? Sounds difficult as well
Ethan Barnes
>kissless virgin detected
seriously, this many people are this stupid?
I prefer a shaved pussy. Easier to eat out. I don't demand it. Who the fuck are you to demand it? Just like how I'd laugh at a woman who tells me to shave my pubes or ass. Fuck outta here, people's bodies belong to themselves. Bet you wouldn't kick an 8/10 out of bed cause shes got a hairy coon, would ya? faggot
Ian Sanchez
ahahah user is GOAT
Liam Baker
FUCKING THIS, same shit but with random tindr girl in the beggining of the relationship, i would do something like forget to take the trash out and it would get swung back to me and the random tindr girl, just start over man
Levi Evans
Can you new fags go shave yr anuses in a new thread?