Shit just hit the fan. give me advice Sup Forums, you are my only hope

shit just hit the fan. give me advice Sup Forums, you are my only hope.

>yawn
>be me in happy relationship waking up this morning in girlfriend's bed this morning
>she leaves for work and i open it to cruise the net
>finally be not a piece of shit and leave her place
>later, at home, around 5pm gf says she is going to parents house and with hit me up later
>slut ex gf messages me on facebook
>haven't talked in awhile, talking playful and get horny
>go out on a limb and ask for nudes from her
>OP delivers
>i jerk off to pics and let ex know that i jerked off to pics via fb messenger
>falls asleep
>wakes up around 9pm
>text bae "where you been what you doin"
>she replys "you left facebook up and i'm just reading about you jerking off to your ex. i didn't even creep, it just popped up"
>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how i got here
>rookie fucking mistake
>i drive over and sit outside in the cold for an hour texting her to let me in
>inb4 fuck off mate
>now im back home
>is our relationship over

how fucked am i? how do i keep my gf

bumping with ex's tits that aren't worth it :(

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>she leaves for work and i open her computer to cruise the net

You fucked up, man. Unless she has some psychological issues that prevent her from leaving you, you're fucked.

Keep talking to your ex and use her for sex until you get another gf. Private browsing and close browser windows next time. Lol

Oh, and post pics. Might as well share with the Sup Forumsros since it's over.

considering that you didn't actually do anything with your ex, your relationship probably isn't over. She's going to want to talk about feelings or some shit, and make sure that if she mentions anything about her not being sexually attractive enough to you, you deny that shit and worship her pussy with your words. You'll be in the doghouse for a month then you're good.

Your ex's tits are nice, post moar if you have it faggot

but like i just jerked off right?? it's fucked because it's an ex, at least i didn't cheat-cheat???

you gonna post nudes?

I speak from experience.

She will forever hold this shit over your head. Any time you have a disagreement over the smallest things she will just remind you of this and you'll have to back down.

It's best to start fresh and not fuck up. Once that trust is broken, shit is not fun... for you or her.

thanks user she (my gf) is definitely sexually attractive enough for me. definitely an 8 or higher. i had sex with her three times this weekend.

im just a horny idiot i think.

Well, the least you can do is post the rest of the pics

Bump

>>im just a horny idiot i think

tell her that too

what fresh hell is this?

i'm 25 and my gf is 28. maybe i can still play the "im young and reckless" card? am i too old for that shit? don't wanna appear too beta.

Not over if you play your cards right user. Also your ex's tits are massively misleading. Next time you logout of every session before being a horny idiot lol

i know right, they look terrible sometimes

You're boned. You're lucky it wasn't your wife though. Before you get one though:

DON'T. CHEAT. EVER.

Keep posting pics. She sent nudes, right?

Not a good card tbh, that'll be the final nail

How about you admit to being addicted or some other shit, like you need help and you thought she'd push you away if you had told her earlier into the relationship. If she bites it you'll have an added empathy bonus and in the end (don't fuck it up for a big while) she'll have this sense of accomplishment like she was a big part of your recovery. I dunno man, it sounds like you fucked up big time. Better have some good explaining to do than nothing at all.

Also block you ex from fb don't be a dumbshit

You are one stupid piece of shit.

Jesus fucking Christ, what's with the pit hair? How can you jerk of with 2 fucking Krakens right there?

Dolores, erase this interaction

i know right. i didn't even think of it as cheating cause i was just jerking off.

i know :(

So looking at your ex naked while wacking it isn't that bad? So you would've done it in front of her if it isn't that bad.
You're a dickhead.

stop bein a little bitch op get over it

good advice thank you

Well, from her perspective, it might have seemed like you were feeling like she wasn't good enough for you, and you needed to go back to your ex to be satisfied. I can see how that could make her upset. If she's reasonable, you should be able to explain how you are/were feeling, and you should be ok.

Dump the rest of ex's pics, I'm kind of enjoying them. You have actual nudes, right?

I'd say it's over OP. Best thing to do is drop her a message and just apologize, don't make it too long winded. If you love her tell her that and then just leave it at that. If she contacts you again after the silence then you might have a chance at repairing it, otherwise move on and fuck more bitches.

>thinking every woman has to shave their pits and probably pubes too.

How's that non-existent relationship going user?

I've gotten away with cheating and being caught more times than I can count.

It's all in how you throw the dick at 'em.

very drunk girl about to fuck her dad on cam , get in here Sup Forumsros bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 sign up with fake email and search sleezecunt

You are and idiot

Ever heard of "emotional cheating"? It's a thing apparently, look it up

They do. That shits gross.

You are a man op. All men are horny idiots. Learn from this and keep it in your pants

yeah left out a pretty major detail here: my gf and i work together. about 25 people in the office. neither of us are leaving this job. i gotta get her back or shit is gonna be mad weird.

i aint clicked that shit

Cheating doesn't have to be physical you dumb fuck. You betrayed her trust, you contacted your ex, and considering the reaction you had to it you knew you shouldn't have. Don't make excuses, there is no halfway point when it comes to cheating. Best bet is to keep fucking around with ex until yoy find someone new or to just stay solo for awhile.

>tl;dr you dun goofed

You are done bro. To her it will always feel like cheating. You lusted for another woman. To make it worse, it was on your gf's computer, and it was your ex... She will never fully trust you. She might take you back, but it will only be temporary. She will end up cheating on you or just straight out dumping. Move on and say you are sorry.

Oh fuck lol. That complicates things. I don't know what to say in that case...

Never dip your pen in the company ink, hombre.

Holy shit.. from to >:boner killer

Time to go back to your ex, silly OP.

Now we need to see your current gf(?)'s tits to compare and see where you stand.

DO IT OP

haa shieet, you're done. Better get job huntin' amigo. Even if you repair things it won't make things better at the office.

this

lol is rachel your ex or are you just posting her pics for the story?

Dubs of truth, DO EET!

nooo plz don't say this to me. i fuck her well and have treated her amazingly outside of this event for over a year. he last boyfriend cheated a bunch and i've been good enough that i'm hoping she can get past this moment of weaknes.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

The fact you still have your ex's pics saved means you aren't serious about your gf. Just let her go. Don't be selfish and waste her time.

Shit's pretty gross, like wtf. Almost every girl I've gone out with shaves her pubes at least. Wouldn't even consider a Chewbacca pitted girl, ffs

If I shave my butt and legs, she also has to.

user here speaks the word of wisdom

Why the hell didn't you go watch some porn or visit Sup Forums probably would've been a hell of a lot easier to get away with?

You took the extra effort to coerce your EX so nigga that's kinda on you. Hope you don't end up alone op

You are so young bro.
And it apparent you dont love her.

Im not saying that to be mean, Im just saying that when you one day really love a girl, you will be able to control yourself from putting yourself in a cheating situation.

Iv been in a relationship for about 5 years now, finally found a good girl.

One night my ex came fucking around and sexting me, I too tried to jack off, but my dick wouldnt get hard because everytime I went to jack it, all i could see in my mind was my current girls face all heart teary eyed and hearbroken from what id done.

So, i stopped, and decided never to try it again, lest i lose something really valuable in my life.

Thank you! Even I do that, hair is fucking nasty

if you shave your ass and legs you are a faggot

what the fuck is wrong with you

Fagggggg

that's exactly why i feel so stupid rn :(

>what's with that thing that happens naturally

I dunno, drives some people (me) wild.

The fact that her ex was a cheater kinda makes it worse for you. Noe you remind her of her last boyfriend.

This guy can't cum unless it's on the one he loves, and probably his mom

I'm usually all about conversation and understand, but honestly, if that would happen to me, I would ha nothing. No advice from me this time except, good luck, mate. And don't be an idiot next time.

Fag+pussy=not fag

Lmao why are so many guys turned off by women's pubic hair? Shits normal. I feel bad for chicks that gotta witness our hairy asses

maybe she will realize how absolutely dumb this is and we can go to the winchester, have a pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

You leave your facebook on in your girlfriends house? You do it other places too. The apple store, your mates house, wherever the fuck is the most plausible. Some dickhead was fucking with your account, talked to your ex and got nudes. Super simple shit OP, LIE.

Pic of current GF please.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

i like her too much to post her shit for you to jerk off to

Pubic hair is gross af and not shaving your hair ass is gross af.

Makes it worse to be honest. She will say you knew her past and still fucked her over. Sorry man, I wish it wasn't like this. I speak from experience;(

I wasn't going to jerk off, just dream of having a gf ;_;

Kek. You shave your ass hair?

i know this girl irl. should i tell her not to send nudes to her ex because he can't keep them to himself?

lots of girls don't shave their armpits. you must have pretty high standards if it's a dealbreaker for you

tomorrow we might be in the same place buddy ;_;

If that was the case, we wouldn't be in this mess, now would we?

If you're a fucking faggot, sure.

idk, personally I find it a lack of personal hygiene. I try to shave every so often for the same reason, it's somewhat of a turnoff to have a fucking hairy ass

Thanks for the free lolz.

You don't?

Pretty big deal breaker, I shave, bitch better shave as well.

Look man, you might lose your girlfriend. You need to just accept that. You might have lost her anyway, even if you weren't so fucking retarded. It might work out for the best for both of you - you can't know that now.

But you can try. You can compare your ex to porn. Tell her she was just a masturbation aid. Tell her you are basically a dog humping a chair. Convince her that your feelings are completely separate from the things you jack off too.

The hardest part is convincing her the ex doesn't have something "looks-wise" that she lacks. Why after all would you jack it to a chick you don't like enough to be around. My solution to this? Tell her you hate your ex - so you can picture doing nasty things to her that you'd never imagine doing to a real woman. Say "even though she doesn't look that great, she is awful enough personality-wise that I can picture choking her with my cock and get off."

Just some thoughts.

honestly don't think she'd be mad these aren't identifying

Lots of girls don't have high standards in the men they choose so they willingly let themselves go and not keep themselves pristine

Don't even know how lol. I'm hairy as fuck. Only thing I shave is my face

Bruh, with a fucking gillete razor or whatever brand you want, first time takes some time, but if you keep it in check every 4 to 7 days it'll take 10 minutes max

show her this thread

Christ user. You goofed up on this one.
>Consequences will never be the same, as they say.

Talk to her. Try to get her back with the classics. I was just horny and stupid, I love you not her, what can I do to make this up to you, I can't stop thinking about it I feel terrible, they're just nudes, you're more than that, or what the fuck ever else you wanna say.

If she has respect for herself, it probably ain't happening friend. That being said, I did the same thing and got her back. Good luck user. You stupid mother fucker.

fair, i honestly think she'd just lol. i'm not actually going to do it since i'm not going to admit i still use Sup Forums.

lmao best advice so far ? at least she'lol know i'm geniuinely distraught

Do you shave your anus? Sounds difficult as well

>kissless virgin detected

seriously, this many people are this stupid?

I prefer a shaved pussy. Easier to eat out. I don't demand it. Who the fuck are you to demand it? Just like how I'd laugh at a woman who tells me to shave my pubes or ass. Fuck outta here, people's bodies belong to themselves.
Bet you wouldn't kick an 8/10 out of bed cause shes got a hairy coon, would ya? faggot

ahahah user is GOAT

FUCKING THIS, same shit but with random tindr girl in the beggining of the relationship, i would do something like forget to take the trash out and it would get swung back to me and the random tindr girl, just start over man

Can you new fags go shave yr anuses in a new thread?