I need some help, my Sup Forumsrothers

I need some help, my Sup Forumsrothers.

I'm currently dating what I think is the one. She's funny, smart, pretty, etc etc. I feel different with her because she doesn't rush things. We basically act like friends, but I know she wants me like I want her. We're just giving it time to blossom into something else.

Except I'm also cheating on her. This other chick is super sexual and within three days of meeting her we were talking about how tight she is and what her kinks are and all that shit.

I want to stop myself because I want to respect my girlfriend, but... it's hard for me to pass up free sex. And now there's a third chick that wants in, and how can I say no?

What do I do, guys? How do I stop myself?

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Have fun looking back on "the one" that left you because of your retarded in-the-moment gratification.

But what if she never finds out? I'm not planning on ever letting that happen, m8

This
Stop talking to the other chicks if you think you don't have the willpower to not fuck up

How long have you been dating

That's the problem, I can't stop. They message me and I just reply because I'm a moron

A couple weeks, but we've known each other for more than a year

Hahahahahahahaha

You are literally the most retarded fuck to walk this earth. She will find out because she's not stupid. If all you're looking for is a place to stick your dick, break up with her. If not, stop cheating on her, it's really not worth it. If she was "the one", as you say, this decision isn't really that hard, is it?

Well here is the issue. your a moron. You will get caught because your a moron, you will cause pain for both parties because your a moron.

Not only that but if you actualy did think she was the "one" you would damn well not bother with any other girl.

How close were yall before dating

I second this

Quit being a moron and just get off social media for a while. Do something else, find a hobby. Take "the one" on some dates

It's Risk vs. Reward you should be looking at here.

Reward: Free sex. Big fuckin deal.

Risk: You watch "The one" walk away.

Is that an acceptable risk to you, the possibility of losing someone you're willing to call "The one"?

We were friends. Talk every so often. Not super close but I dunno, we always kept in touch so I managed to get to know her.

I should do that. Look, I'll be honest with you guys. I've been such a pussy for all my life that now when I look decent and women are actually paying attention to me (and not out of pity) it feels different. It's... it's like power. You have power over whatever lets you in that place, and the fact that nobody knows and I can do it... I'm not sure I'm making sense.

I know I'm a terrible person. I want to be able to enjoy a single girl and be normal but it's so bloody easy to give in

She's definitely not "the one" if you go with those other girls. Smh man.

Just do whatever makes you happy bro, if you didnt go for it and you two break up or dont work out, then youd regret it. Life is about taking chances. Im willing to bet youre young, so just have fun with it.

fuck all of them, enjoy being young. there's no such thing as "the one" but if you really want to settle do it when you feel like it

I know what you're talking about. Think about it though, you're here asking for advice because you want to justify this to yourself. Youre being an insecure bitch. And if those chicks have got you this way, just by waving the thought of sex infront of you, seems to me if anyone has power it's them.

I had a girlfriend before her that was kind of like her. She ended up being a bitchy little bitch that cheated on me, but I thought she was the one too, man. And I kinda did the same with her, although I never went all the way with any of the girls. I mean, I still haven't but it doesn't matter. My problem is that I know its an issue and I know its wrong and I know where my priorities _should_ be, but I do it anyways because my brain doesn't give a fuck

no OP has all the power here. it's as soon as he submits to one woman than he gives up his power

Elaborate. Submits as in commits to one?

Fuck, user...
Fuck, man. I'm still a pussy bitch, aren't I?

I half want a justification, anything to rationalize it quickly, like the two dudes before you. They make sense because fuck it man, I'm young and nobody has to know anything.

But you're right, I get a single "hey" and at once my mind thinks "Hey, this chick wants to fuck, awesome. Time to flirt around and add her to the tally." I can't control it, and that's... not exactly strong...

yup. that's when she wins. if she knows OP has other options she'll keep behaving nicely, not making drama etc. But if OP gives her is commitment she can act like a bitch and OP won't be able to do anything because he's pussy-whipped and left without alternatives

Yea man, what do you mean? It makes sense that I'm losing here if they just message me and at once I'm this pseudoprepubescent mess that only wants to fuck and make them like me. That user poked my bubble dude, but...


Ok, yea. Its bothering me.

You're going to regret it OP. I know I did

My two cents anyway. I think willpower is a better measurement of manliness than how many chicks you've banged

this fucking internal dialog is cracking me up. Time to man the fuck up and start taking action instead of thinking about things. She probably isnt "the one", and as soon as you are all hers she is not going to want you anymore. To her she enjoys the chase, all girls do.

> Time to flirt around and add her to the tally." I can't control it, and that's... not exactly strong...
Nothing wrong with being a man. Always trust your gut feeling and you'll end up happier. meaning give all of them a taste

principles are for faggots who can't get laid

truth here

Well. Remember that bitch ass ex I told you niggers about? She was kind of like that, I think. Or maybe that's what I perceived. We talked a lot about sex and our relationship kind of devolved from something great and long lasting to something out of a porn movie. She'd try to break up a few times but I'd beg her not to. She broke up with me in the end and left to Jersey where she's with some faggot as we speak.

It took me three months to realize she wasn't coming back, and a year and a half to get from there to where I am now. I still sometimes miss her, but just for sexual reasons. Idgaf about her as a person anymore. The love's lost.

So what's your advice, man? And btw, I totally talk like that in my head. I have a tally of girlfriends, my nigga. It's almost to double digits

So "the one" needs to know he's flirting around and could easily dump her?

Look man, most men are beta faggots who have to submit to a girlfriend in order to get some puss puss. They have to be an emotional tampon, walk on eggshells, spend all their time and be available 24/7, ... Women's powers come from their vag, but man's power comes from his commitment. If you can fuck multiple grills without committing, you're winning at life. So don't screw it up for yourself. you can try LTRs to see if it's for you, but I'd say you're in a luxury position and you should take full advantage of it.

I'm willing to bet at least half the "she's" in OP's post are actually "he''s"

Fuck that shit. Nobody's finding out. Not even I'm that much of a dick to straight up tell her and make her deal with it or gtfo. Who do you think I am, Carl Jung?

yup, it's called dread. Always be prepared to walk away if needed. it's about self preservation really, to be able to get out before the relationship becomes toxic

Depends on the principals doesn't it? Like a principal to not talk to the chick after you've fucked her

Its easy, do what you want, fuck around. If you get caught so what? there is TONS of chicks just like her and I know in the moment you dont think like that. I was in a very simular situation in highschool and was having tail thrown at me from everywhere, I look back at it thinking why the fuck didnt i lay the whole school? made me feel like a beta cuck when she eventually broke it off with me. I vowed after that to trust my gut and never be shaky with shit like that again. Indecision is a decision my man. go fuck some broads.

>talking about "power" when he is in fact powerless to the call of the pussy
top fucking kek

that's a strange principal not to talk after having fucked her

Just fuck all of them but be open about it. If they get jealous, have them join in. It's not exactly complicated

if you're a man sex is important like food, water, shelter, social contact and air. But why buy the cow etc

Seems like most here have some scars after a relationship went bad and regrets not fucking everything.
Isn't there a possibility that his won't go sour?

Not like I do that, just an example principal

THIS.

THIS IS WHY I MADE THIS THREAD.

I felt so fucking angry at myself after my ex left me because I just knew she had been sucking dick or something on the side, and I was saving my ass for her like a virgin beta. That's one of the biggest things that made me stay with her, the whole "I want my first time to be with someone I love tee hee." I still think that way and fuck, man... I've passed up four chicks already and with these other two that'll be six I didn't shag. I remember one of my uncles had a shitload of women back in the day. That dude macked like it was going out of style, and...I kind of wanted to be like him except for the whole first time business. So you see my dilemma? I want to do it but can't and I shouldn't either way and I'm fucked if anyone finds out and shit man...

Word of advise, don't risk it for,"the one". Because there's going to be a time where "the one" doesn't want you anymore. And by then, all your other sluts are gonna fuck something else and your cock will just be hanging like a dead body. So, try fucking "the one" dump her and fuck your cum-dumpsters. Make your cum-dumpsters loyal to you, so you can at least put your dick in something.

I don't like that future. I honestly want the stupid fairy tale ending where you grow old with your special other and have brats and a house and shit. It's contradictory, isn't it? I'm pretty damn shameless in this aspect. I want to fuck everything but I also want a stable LTR.

So wait, you're a virgin, post -snowflake-"special first time" beta?

You're pathetic just like everyone else who comes here. Do what I have told others. So many times.


Kill yourself and take your family with you. We don't need your genes passed on. Be smart let your beta genes die. She's tight because she's fat.

Trust me man the first few times might be a little awkward cuz ur not used to fucking a chick that u dont love. hell u might not even get hard the first time. But after that you just cant wait to fuck the next one and your confidence just goes way up. its like a domino effect of pussy. Just relax and be yourself dont take anything a girl says seriously and poke fun at them. when trying to fuck a girl just have fun wit hit its not like you are trying to romance the bitch yall trying to get ur mutual heated fuck going and gone. gl man im going to go jack off and sleep, got pt in the morning and my co-worker wants to suck me off before she goes to work.

Same fagListen, I've had the same experience in general. It's not worth saving your virginity for one women, just fuck like there is no tomorrow(also wear a condom of you feel like the hoe has an infection. Never risk it). Also last thing before I sleep(maybe) don't say that your in a "relationship" with someone, but your friends. It's the worse feeling when you find out that she likes another.

I'm a virgin and I've passed up sex because I want it to be "special" or some bullshit. I dunno what to think of myself sometimes. Is it worth it? To wait, I mean. Will it matter in the future? Like, will I, when I'm 40 or something, think "Gee, I sure done lost my virginity to a slut. Golly boy, that was sure terrible."?

fairy tale endings dont exist. life isnt a disney movie you faggot. do what you enjoy and the person u decide u gonna lock it down wit hwill show up. even when yall are dating dont sacrifice what u like to do, girls love a motivated man.

Virginities are "special" for girls dumbass. Just tell "the one" you want to get rid of yours and fast

sex is great but its not worth waiting. experience is what makes sex good, and u gotta get the akward sex out of the way so u can get the fun lays in.

I mean, I have hobbies and a passion and junk, but I don't see how serial cheating is a motivation worthy of a girl's respect

Other user here, but I do love "my girls". I take care of them, feed them, water them. I buy high quality sex toys, try to make them comfy. But I do realise they're not mine to keep. Whenever they walk out the door they're out into the world again, and I'm prepared that I may not see them again. Then again that's why you always need to keep adding girls to the rotation.

lmao u never tell the girl u are cheating she knows that you are distancing and will try harder to keep u with her. if she got u doing that to her then u are whipped and probably didnt even get laid yet.

This is my reasoning lately. Like the black guy in the 40 year old virgin said, just fuck a couple hood rats at first and then get your technique right and your confidence right and then you'll be ready for the one.

I can attest to that, I really need a confidence boost and some practice. I'm a pussy, I know I'll fuck it up if I do something stupid with my girlfriend. I don't want her to think badly of me, don't want her to... you get what I mean.

I have body image problems but they're totally justified. So I'm just thinking why not try it out and see what they think of you before you present yourself to the one?

I dont claim girls i fuck. they are irrelevant to me. after we fuck they are no longer a target and it is funny to watch them try and cuff me while i just exploit them for sex. They get mad at me and call me an asshole but would bendover at any moment if i asked them to.

Think of it another way. Maybe she likes that you are a virgin and don't know what you're doing, she might appreciate it.
Maybe you're just being self conscious about your virgin state for no real good reason

u fucked up by calling her the one. you need to take some steps back my guy. you are already putting this pussy on the pedestal and you havent even cleaned her pipes yet. slow down nigga, no one gives a shit about what your body looks like naked, she is probably just as insecure about hers. as long as your dick works its all that matters. this girlfriend of yours would be the best person to try and get this awkward sex out of the way cuz yall mutually like eachother and would be willing to put up with eachothers bullshit and inexperience. a hookup is looking for a good dicking down not a tutoring session.

Yeah, I feel you more than Mr Pseudopimp over there. Only my problem is that I might fuck up and get feelings involved. Of course, since they have no idea I'm using them to cheat, they think they're the only one and thusly they want a relationship. I've only met two real sluts and I turned them down because I hadn't yet talked myself out of the whole first time thing.

If I end up going ahead with this cheating shit, I'll make it clear what they want out of this. If they want a relationship then they're gtfo'ing. I don't want two girlfriends, that overcomplicates things.

>locking in sex forever for some sex right now

Not giving advice necessarily user, but I've been with my girl for 4 years now (getting married in less than 30 days) and I've cheated on her since day 1. She's completely the one and amazing and totally ready to marry her but like you I can't just not cheat and I don't even feel that bad about it. She's happy and I'm happy. It's whatever.

Nobody knows I'm a virgin except for the one chick that said she was tight. She took it pretty well and said she'd help me out and shit. I think that'd be nice, if she could kind of teach me and help me get my confidence up. I thought I'd have to lie about being a virgin to get laid but she was really nice about it.

I'm self conscious over everything, nigga. I feel weird eating in public because you can hear me chew through my closed mouth, walking in public because my feet are weird, fucking because I'm a hairy skinny fuck and again... I have no idea what I'm doing.

I feel inferior and I guess this is my way of making myself feel better about myself. Makes me feel like "Hell yeah, I got all these hoes, fuck your insecurities"

"the one" might react the same way unless she's a cunt which settles your problem anyway
Man up and tell her faggot

>In this Thread a bunch of faggots get baited by a OP that obviously has autism, and lacks self-control.
Asking us to give you common sense is Fucking retarded Kys Op

I talk to a shrink ever since my ex broke up with me. I don't need him tbh, but the government pays for it and he's like a big bro at this point so it kinda helps in a way. He asked me if perhaps I wasn't cut out for monogamous relationships and that hurt me.

Like, how could I not? I want to have kids and a wife and a house and shit. I don't want to have a harem or be one of those loser uncle types that rags on strippers when he's 50 and coked up the ass.

I want to be normal and just be satisfied with loving a single person

I'm not baiting you, nigger. Dunno about the other two things. I definitely have no self control. I have to wake up at 8 tomorrow and it's 3am lmao.

why ask intentions? just automatically assume yall trying to fuck, if yall start making out and she whips out the "no lets get in a relationship b4 sex" card just get the fuck out of that. not worth the time. you worrying about that shit is part of the problem ive been trying to tell you this whole time. like i said here, just try to distract yourself with hobbys and exercise and shit and stop thinking about girls so much. girls chase guys, you dont even have to worry about anything just do your thing and give them a little bit of attention when you are not busy. dont be afraid to cut the convo short, dont text saying "im going to go do somethying" just dont text back until the next day. there isnt really any concrete rules to getting your pimp card you just do your thing and let the girls try to snatch you up. One thing that a lot of guys fuck up is giving too much attention to these girls. about catching feelings, just dont think of them in that way. its like watching porn, strictly physical. I guess it helps me to not catch feelings, because I work with 90% girls at baskin robbins and will be leaving for the military soon so like fuck having a relationship i just want some fucking tail b4 heading out to bootcamp in a couple months ya know lmao. But foreal man I stayed up too late like i said i got PT in the morning l8r.

>obvious Bait
It's like asking Sup Forums how to tie your shoes

Then don't be a moron and tell the one you're a insecure virgin that wants to change the second part. Maybe you've got a shot at the family-kids deal if you do that and quit talking to the sloot
Plus if you bang the one youll want to bang the sloot less and she'll be easier to ignore

This right here OP.

Everything comes out in the wash eventually.

I've realized, and bear with me here... It is easier to "not fuck" a girl than it is to fuck them. No matter how "In that shit you are."

RIP OP.

I'm afraid. I have...

Alright. None of you motherfuckers know me or even know what I look like. I fucking love Sup Forums.

I have hair everywhere and I'm skinny as shit, right? I'm getting a little fat but my arms and legs are toothpicks, so I look like garbage with my clothes off. But hey, I can work out and bulk up, right?

When I said I have hair everywhere, I mean it. I have hair on my ass, in the crack, it's fucking everywhere, I even have fine light hair down my spine. I want to take it off but laser removal is expensive and nothing else works. Shaving it gives you itchy ass stubble and hair removal liquid gives you chafing or some shit.

What happens when a girl grabs my ass during sex and feels a fucking sweaty mat of hair back there? What happens there?

I have no idea how to solve that. That's one of the reasons why having these side chicks is a good idea, to test it out. But the user above is right, one night stands and sluts are looking for a good dicking, not a training session.

If you think OP would rat himself out after reading what he wrote, you're not smart.

Thanks for your help, mang. I appreciate it. I'll have to think about what you're saying, but I'll talk it out with the rest of the anons here

Honestly Super Underrated Posts.

Yeah, everyone is talking about how I should just fuck em and leave but their posts have equal merit. I just don't know what to do.

About the virginity I meant
Just fuck the one and if she hates your asshair as much as you then that's fine. She bails and you fuck the other sloots.
Your only hurdle is your own fucking insecurity

I got what you meant, man. And shit... that's gonna take some balls. Is there really no way to get rid of it? I don't want her to like... I dunno man, look at me weird.

Men are not monogamous creatures. society says we should be but biologically we are hardwired to want to spread our see. i'm not saying this is a good thing at all i'm just saying it's how nature has made us.

If you do think she is the one and you can see a future stop putting your dick in crazy. it will all end in tears

The hair or the virginity?
Virginity, yes. Just tell her and get it over with.
Asshair, no. Deal with it. Everyone's got body hair and Op is being a bitch again. Don't think so much about it, and do the virginity part I said

>"Stop putting your dick in crazy"
Underrated quote

I... I dunno, son. I just wanna get my dick wet, you know? I could give a fuck about their feelings, but it's going to make me feel bad when I eventually leave them or break up with them or whatever.

Taking into account that I want them for the fun and the experience, and that the original girl has only been going out with me for a couple weeks but has a chance of discovering everything, what do you guys say? I really wish there were a way to do this so nobody could ever find out and leave it at that. I'm scared that she'll discover it, though. I don't want her to leave me.

Discover your asshair?

Discover the cheating. But I also do wish there was a way to get rid of that fucking ass hair. I had no idea what swamp ass was, but boy do I know now.

If you don't want her to discover your cheating, then don't cheat. Easiest way.
The sloot can fuck up your thing with the one if she throws a tantrum over some bullshit. Your "secret" is never really a secret anyway. Someone else will always find out

Hey you ever try you know
>Shaving?

It works for a whole two days before the stubble starts poking out and trust me, not only is a stubbly ass weird as fuck, its itchy as Satan's balls so it'll be a special kind of torture to be in public.

Ahhh welp then that is unfortunate.

You're an idiot!!!! Someone will find out something. it always happens. you may think that you are being cautious now but trust me there will be little slip ups and near misses that will lead to your undoing.

OP, how old are you?

It's comments like these that make me think it over a lot. But then some chick sends me a nude and my dick responds.


20. I'm halfway to achieving "grand wizard of all virgins" status.

Have you tried getting waxed by a professional? Not all, but many places do mens "back sack and crack" waxes. Lasts longer than a shave and the stubble isnt as sharp so it doesnt chafe as much when it grows back.

I'm literally in the exact same situation op holy fucking shit
It feels fucking awful knowing your perfect relationship can end at any given moment because of a stupid mistake
I hope somehow she doesn't find out OP,as hard as that is
It really is a shitty situation

I shave my ass on a semi reg basis. It gets better with multiple shaves over time.

Reason: wanted GF (now wife) to rim me.
I just do it when I feel like her going lower during BJ's. I work in a hot part of the world as a courier so I definitely felt gross the first few times. Now its fine.

I suppose I can look into it. But it doesn't sound like a permafix. What does your wife think when you leave the hair?