Cringey shit you used to do.
I'll start with two:
>played sonic adventure and watched sonic x when I was younger
>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
>did this for about 2 years
>everyone laughed at me for it
>gangnam style became popular during freshman year of high school
>friend would turn the song on
>we'd all dance like faggots in the middle of the commons hall at school
>same shit would happen with harlem shake
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>>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
I did this too, but only when playing outside in recess with my "imagination". I ran like normal in PE.
Emmerson?
I even used to imagine hearing the fucking speed shoes music when I ran. I'm such a faggot.
Nah, you were just kids who were excited by the idea of going fast through obstacles and stuff. It's like the flash, but geared to an even younger audience.
I remember I drew a picture once where sonic and his friends, who I mostly made up, got girlfriends who looked somewhat similar to them. I ended up giving it to a pastor who stopped by my house occasionally for some reason. That was the only time I did that, which was when I was fairly young, say 5 years old--7 at most.
Social Anxiety- didn't play with the other kids. Just sat in my desk at recesses from grades 4-11
Please die OP
>What about the supposed tenth season of Seinfeld where they go on a boat cruise and it gets wrecked so they're on a deserted island?
What did R9K mean by this?
OP again, I'll post another one:
>a couple years ago
>didn't have a computer for a while so I'd go to the public library
>would always go to upstairs computer lab that only sometimes had people in it
>would wait until everyone left the lab
>use secluded corner computer with screen facing away from door
>bypass filters and fap
>almost got caught a couple of times
>did this for months until I bought a used computer
>go back there one day with a friend
>notice they put a camera in that room now
kill me
What did you fap to?
So the camera was there while u was fapping?
Mix of different shit from time to time. Some R34, some normal porn, etc.
If it was, I never noticed it and was never confronted about it.
My guess is they just do what schools do and have them record and only look at them when needed.
>Gangnam style
>Freshman year
What the fuck
>walk around school in small group of nerds
>sneak up on teachers
>grab them
>WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU INTO THE COLLECTIVE
>teacher resists
>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
>teacher punishes us
>start doing to to students
oh my god. what the fuck was I thinking.
>when his birthday starts with a "1"
>grade 9
>School spirit day or whatever
>im an Awkward and lanky faggot behind a group of stacies
>Fart since no one can hear
>Forgot about the smell existing
>Stacies turn around all at once and give me a dirty look
>Next week hear one of them talking about me and how I farted and looked super embarrassed.
I was embarrassed ya fucking cunt, screw you I hope when you're pregnant the kids turns out retarded or you end up stuck working at Walmart forever Reeeee!
I hope Chad beat you up and called you a dickless retard for that.
I was embarrassed ya fucking cunt, screw you I hope when you're pregnant the kids turns out retarded or you end up stuck working at Walmart forever Reeeee!
>High school, in a rural town.
>Open campus for lunch.
>Go to a football field where no one ever went.
>Sit on the bleachers, alone, with a couple of clementines.
>Watch the cars drive by on a distant country road for a whole hour.
>Wishing I was one of the people in them.
OP yet again, just remembered anther shitty one. I was in some fucko Christian private school because my parents hated me or some shit. I was a huge fan of Mario 64 and such.
>in third grade
>would always be drawing instead of doing work
>got the idea to draw a super mario comic
>made some terrible comic but whatever, I was young and shitty at drawing
>had a binder full of shit drawings
>friend comes up to me
>after school
>during some homework club thing
>"hey man you're good at drawing"
>asks me to draw him princess peach
>draw princess peach the best I can with my inexperienced hands
>"looks pretty good"
>get an idea
>ask him to wait a minute
>turn away from him and start drawing something
>show it to him
>I fucking drew huge tits and an ass on peach
>he fucking asks me to make them bigger
>erase and make the edit
>we laughed about it and showed it to a girl nearby
>she looked as us weird and walked away
>still had that binder for years until I tossed it out
chad was my cousin and I used this power to humiliate him
The fuck is a Clementine? No cringe whatsoever just say youre chilling.
>be me, 6th grade
>out of elementary no more playground equipment
>just an open field
>all the different groups hang out around doing stuff
>like this weird girl
>ask chad "friend" how to get her
>he tells me how
>walk up to her while shes alone sittong on the ground
>walk up behind her
>airhump the back of her head
i know cringe at sweaters because she was wearing one at the time.
Rule 34 and dubs
Clementines = mini oranges or something.
I was the kind of person who was voted both "funniest class clown" and "most likely to shoot up the school". I think just about everyone liked me, but no one actually wanted to be associated with me.
That, and everyone thought my name was Cody. It wasn't. I never corrected anyone because I thought it was amusing at first, but when it caught on and I told them my real name, they thought I was making shit up.
...I became Cody.
>be me, happy, energetic kid
>1st grade
>always hyper at lunch
>oh shit I need to go to the bathroom
>raises hand
>waits 15 minutes
>peer that clearly didn't give a fuck arrives
>you can't use the bathroom before lunch ends
>shit pants
>really shit and release what my body was made to do
>I smell like shit for the rest of the day
>flies buzzing
>piles and weight in pants
>tumor of processed food bulging in underwear like a greasy head of cabbage staying in place
>kids made fun of me
>teachers made fun of me
>dad made fun of me and created song about it
>never got along with a person again after thst point
Pretty sure that subconsciously followed me and I was unaware of social situations including it. Fucking underpaid niggers
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My stupid freshman self decided to make a liter of pepsi + a million mentos blow up in the hallway
Got caught almost immediately after as a teacher witnessed me doing it and was looking for me in the cafeteria
Made me clean up the mess, and was cursed at by a bunch of juniors/seniors because of how stupid that was
>2012
>Grade 9
>Admitted Brony and atheist and le meme master
>Try to act cool and funny and edgy
>Everyone just mocks me till grad calling me AppleJack.
>Bottom 5 in popularity in HS
>Sat in stalls at lunch
>Fapped sometimes
>Kids started to notice I just sat in their
>Panic and find a new bathroom by metal and wood shop.
>Bathroom was least occupied and pretty comfy.
amazing lol
Iktf, people either tolerated me or picked on me or even both.
> church family
> mom dragged us to church every Sunday
> dad never had to go
> started going through puberty
> getting random bones
> nervous in church because get boner, and try to tame it before everyone stood up to sing
> rarely worked
> needed back up plan
> push my little bone against the pew infront of me
> mmm, feels good
Did that for awhile, only stopped when someone caught me. Old haggard ass woman calls for my attention, I look over and she's waving me off. Signalling for me to stop sexually harassing the pew
>hangout with stoners for a year
>One of them I went to elementary with
>Turns out they're more than stoners, they do hard drugs too
>Edgy skids
>The one kid already smoked himself stupid and did acid every weekend and didn't grad on time
>Got arrested stealing chips and soda from Safeway with weed in his pocket
>One guy was swag fag
>Other was try hard wanna be rapper
Glad I stopped ganging out with them, they knew I was a friendless loser and just felt bad for me but they never invited me to anything. In fact they just used me to buy smokes and to rip on me, fuck those losers.
>Stacies
>Reeeee
Fucking autistic faggot, go back to /r9k/.
>gangnam
>freshman
Fuck you young pleb why are you here
I remember one kid who wore a Zelda graphic tee, pacman meme tee, COD tee, and had severe autism. He was with the normals and tried to mingle but always failed to do so, like him destroying people's projects cuz someone else told him to. Poor kid had a semi unibrow and a really bad speech impediment.
I feel like everyone on Sup Forums is under 24.
>freshman year
>gangnam style
>class of 2016
>young pleb
>Junior Year of highschool
>assigned seat in the back of Statistics
> Teacher in the front was a good looking 6/10
> fresh out of college woman from TSU
> her class was easy as fuck so I spent the entire time imagining her in lewd ways
> decided to wear gym shorts to class one late day in may
>particularly hot outside so everyone is wearing loose clothing
>Teacher strutts in a light blouse and short skirt
> insta boner emerges
> fit boner between legs and start rubbing legs together to make a fire
> look down the aisle to a sea of whale tales
> rubbingintensifies
> eyes rise up to make contact with teacher
> everything she was saying my mind turned into a dirty fiction novel
> pull up right side of shorts and stick my harpoon out
> unload white whales all over the floor
> not a soul noticed.
> continue pretending like nothing happened as I ride the wave of extacy till the end of class
I would do this almost every period in Statistics. The worst days were when I wore shorts and had to walk in line out of class hoping no one would notice the change in colors running down my leg.
>Be 12
>realize bitches make my little Weiner hard
>no internet, no porn, no tv
>draw pictures of what I thought was a vagina
>believed girls have balls and no dick
>you put the wee in between the balls
>there is an opening in there or something
>we'll call them "ballginers"
>drawing more ballginers on the bus
>some kid sees and asks wtf is that
>I tell him a giner
>he starts drawing them
>other kid sees
>he draws them
>we start a bus club for drawing ballginers
>Fellow ballginer drawing club taken off bus by parents
>ask why
>we can't talk to you any more
>giners don't look like that
>they gave me the rest of their drawings
>I still have hundreds of pictures of ballginers in a box somewhere
>we never talked about it again
>literally no negative social interactions from this
>I am now a sucesful, home owning, married guy with 1 kid
>I now know what giners look like.
Grade 7
Fuck Gangnam style Ray William Johnson is epicer!
Reenact fav episode for drama
Best time evar!!11!1!1
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make
Is he? Or not?
I thought I was a faggot...
What I meant was wearing jeans to be the hardest to cover up. Just now realized the class probably stinks of spunk.
OP again. No, I'm 18. Still just as much of a faggot as anything under that though.
how the fuck did no one smell anything. fake and gay.
>be me
>be 10
>boys pull girls hair
>i do it too
>but like extra pulling
>i get my hand away with a fist full of hair
>i grab the air and fucking jump and lean on that hand to rip the most hair out
god damn i was such a fucking moron
I might have been 11...
>senior year
>Drama
>Assignment was make up a character and act it out with depth and feeling
>I was a dude playing princess fartypants
>I farted on everything and said le before everything
>As cringe as it sounds
>Mostly improvised
>Sat on teachers lap and pretended to fart
>We were both cringing on the inside
>got a B-
>be Junior in HS
>Start a new HS, start dating a somewhat emo girl, who cuts. Cute other than that
>Tells me I'll never understand her depression, or how good cutting feels
>Go home, use scissors and trace my wrists several times sideways, but barely break skin and hardly even draw any blood.
>Wear hoodie the next day, and hide wrists from everyone but I kinda of "accidentally" let my wrists out so she can see I did it on her own, as if I did it for me and not for her.
>"user what the fuck did you do? Did you really do that shit? Did you do it just to mock me?"
>I don't really know what to say, other than I wanted to see how it feels.
>We fight about it, and I break up with her.
Oh I had to look it up.
You were 14/15 doing that shit? The fuck?
Over here HS is like 11 and up. I was banging 15yos by the time I was 17.
Christ
wat
What a petty cunt, wrist slitters are the cringiest and most annoying people.
My sides
I use to listen to rap, hip-hop, and had the first two eminem albums.
I thought being a degenerate rebel or edgy teen was cool.
Told people the truth about my beliefs and desires. This may not be cringey, but it's certainly regrettable.
Kek and dubs
yeah, and people associated me with her for like 3 months, even though we dated for like a week.
I flirted with a couple girls who said "Oh aren't you dating that one girl? What happened?"
Didn't wanna explain.
Actually never told that story ever now that I think about it.
This one fuck boy who was like oh I love u girl and your feelings, Im deep too and thoughtful, when in actuality he just wants to fuck her and brag about it to his moron friends.
I used to call my girlfriend's parents and tell them whenever I found out that one of my girlfriends was cheating on me.
5 separate groups of parents.
Yeah, I don't do that anymore. The last time my girlfriend cheated on me, I just took it like a man and didn't tell anyone.
>be me
>year 9
>ask girl to be my gf
>she is the hotter of twins in the same year level
>everyone congrats me
>think im the coolest
>next period after lunch in same class as her and friends
>want to show off and be gentleman
>pull her chair out
>whole class goes "wooooo.."
>don't care show these assholes a real man
>she goes to sit down blushing
>don't know what happens in my head
>pull chair out as she goes to sit down
>she falls down flat on arse
>class burst out laughing
>chivalry.png
>she stands up and calls me an asshole then runs out of room
>turn to friends
>"that was hilarious dude, what were you thinking hahaha"
end up losing first gf ever had lasting like 15 mins.
>
I knew a black weeb that did this but he pretended he was a naruto instead.
lol.
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I fapped in the bathroom of a Catholic school to furry
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Are you a cuck? How big is your dick?
I taped videos of my cat and posted them on Sup Forums
Also check this out
youtube.com
19 year old cuckold here, too late for me?
fuck you
My dick is average. It's 5.5 inches. No, I'm not a cuck. I break up with them every time I catch them cheating.
>they're all whores these days
>if you think you have been cheated on less than me, then I believe you aren't very observant
Make me ya basterd ya sonnafabi... What is that? Ahhhhh!m! It's a mossjsjsisosnsnsoodnnrbdd soorryjfxhlxldrcvjpfy hellp m Mee!! Ahhhhh!!!
>used to dick peak all the time in middle school at the urinal
>one time one of the potatos from the special ed class comes in next to me
>seemed like he was a few years older than me, not really sure how those programs worked by he must have at least be 16+
>he's kinda standing a good distance from the urinal, and whips out his dick, completely oblivious to his surroundings, doesn't even glance in my direction.
>I look at his cock, it's enormous. Probably 7 or 8 inches. He's fully erect just taking a piss.
>can't get the image out of my mind for years. He's still slightly bigger than I am, and I'm in my mid twenties now.
Damage control
user confirmed cuck, prep the bull and stretch that boipucci ya faggot!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking weirdo.
> gangnam style was popular during freshman year
youre either underageb& or fucking retarded
baking
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>Damage control
because my reputation would be affected someone if I didn't try to control damage?
This is an anonymous image board, new guy. You can't damage me here.
when was that going on? 2011 or 2012? he should be over 18 by know. unless im being a retard and did the simple math wrong
Damn. That's pretty bad.
Fuckin ritallin kids
In all honesty that sounds cringy but the kek type. I hope someone recorded it, I would pay to watch that
Fine you got me, for the first time in the history of this website, someone admits they're wrong and sorry. On behalf of the chan, myself, and moot, I apologize with all sincereness.
I think that's pretty cool, if a girl is going to be a bitch at least let her burn
hey op i used to run like sonic too. probably my first 'canon', even though that's the first time i've ever used that word. then captain planet and dbz
I remember watching survivor and the award was they got to watch a movie, which turned out to be Jack and Jill, underrated cringe, especially on their faces during the screening.
>The Chan
God I hate that
>girlfriend cheats
>calls up her parents and tattles
>does this more than once
I lost. This is the most cringe I've experienced in a long time user.
whats a pew
OP here, yeah that was during 2012-2013. I'm out of high school now, mates.
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Theres a secret message in that.
People are cheated on once, maybe twice during the course of an entire lifetime.
This guy is saying he's been cheated on by 6 different girlfriends. SIX
Right, he acts like a bitch and rattles like a 9 year old girl and tries to control the situation like he's a cool guy on a Chinese stone throwing club on the internet.
Well I guess it depends on where you live, but with all this "girl liberation" shit that has been going in the last years I have been proven that when they are let loose girls are more prone to cheat than guys.
the long seats in a church
Sorry to burst your bubble but no one really likes the class clown they just laugh at you and make fun of you ,you are just a clown for them who is there for their amusement
Yep. I can attest to this shit. No one likes you (really) and most people will ignore you to gain favor w/ the teacher/mob. Try to get the teacher in on the meme, ya know?
It's the sound a blaster makes when discharged.
>be me
>not allowed to watch tv
>not allowed video games
>going to christ school
>have 3 friends
>dad dies, mom no job
>money runs out
>have to leave school
>lose contact with friends
>public school's cash
>i sell shit to the kids
>start making friends
>now highschool freshman
>mom reads edgy christfag lit
>tinfoil consp for mind control starting in highschool
>im in for a month then out
>homeschool.jpg
>stay there until 18ish
>mom always going on about how i never do anything
>whyuthinkthisis.png
>get a job
>go to college with young bro in another state
>he flunks out in a semester
>im doing ok
>school thinks ok not enough, cuts scholarship
>work full time on side
>grades are shit since i never have time to study
>2.0 gpa now
>always tired, no time for friends, no gf.
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>quit go back home
>hi mom
>lets me live there, but now im dead inside
>threatens to throw out
>i don't want to but ill fucking kill if i have to
>she shuts the fuck up
>staying till i can get my own place
>fyi she finally got a part time job besides being a whore
How is this cringe? Besides the fact that you seem proud to be a freeloading autist and a low life
It's trans-cringe