Let's get a secrets thread going anons!

Let's get a secrets thread going anons!

I fap to heavy makeup

I have been cheating on my wife for the last two years with 4 different women that I worked with at Cedar Point. Two of them are from Michigan and are bestfriends and two of them are from Oregon. They all know that I'm married (one of them is married also and another is engaged) and they all know about each other. I actually feel bad about it but I can't stop.

waiting on mom to finish showering so i can go get my spycam

killed my best friend to get his wife. now I sit at his table everynight while his kids call me dad and fuck his wife on his bed. kek

You posted that a few days ago. Surely you've gotten some win.

Kek

I love pissing in all its forms. Watching people piss or wetting, piss myself, wet myself, piss everywhere.

I have had a sexual relationship with a cousin. It started after she got into a fight with her crackheaded Dad. It ended a year later after a fight with her crackheaded Dad. The sex was amazing and we both enjoyed it. But after her last fight with her Dad, she told him about us. He of course called the entire family. My dad called me downstairs and asked me about it. I, of course, denied it and since my cousin and her Dad have terrible reputations, the family believed me. He has stated that if he ever sees me again that he's going to kill me and has even recruited another drug addicted cousin to do the same. I fear neither of them and know that if they tried, I would beat both of their asses. I haven't talked to my cousin since. It kinda sucks though because I really miss the sex.

I would hatefuck Donald Trump and love it.


On a side note. I'm cripplingly lonely and emotionally starved. Anyone wanna talk to me on skype?

I'm sorry for you. That sounds like a fucked up family...
And I'm sorry that you can't fuck your cousin anymore in particular. That sucks indeed :(

I'm always afraid that my girlfriend secretly hates me, that she puts up with some stuf I do becuase she feels bad, or is gonna break up with me later.
Like when I kiss her nose to wake he up or text her that I miss her, she just pretends to like it/pretends to love me.

I've had deep seeded trust issues since I was a kid and I've never gotten over them I suppose.

Go to her user. Run away and change your names and pretend your married.

Also raped a lot off girls in college kek got away with everything

I was deadly ill and was really sad when a friend came in and called a doctor to help me... Almost had that nice final sleep...

I feel the same. I always fear that my gf stays with me because of pity, but she's secretly sick of me.
Being this insecure sucks.

> I can help you with that ! just a little neck adjustment

It's really only my cousins immediate family and my other cousin that are fucked up. The rest of the family is normal. But like I said, it plays to my advantage.

Post those pics nigga. Share mom with the crowd.

We actually contemplated moving to Ohio where we could get married without having to change anything.

Steve?

I have dreams about fucking my sister...

Nope.

My biggest orgasms happen when I relive getting molested by my uncle.

And I'm a guy.

Yeah, I can see than. So, what are your best memories of when you used to fuck? Would you like to share some stories?

In my humble opinion, you should go for that.

I'm not sad about my father being dead.
I'm not happy about it though.

Fucked a girl that I had babysitted since she was little. b4 b& she was 20 at the time. Her father was also one of my best friends.

Can't get over this girl. Maybe there's still some hope?


We hung out once, like 7 months ago, tried meeting up since. She's been busy 3 times. (twice out of town for graduation, and once stuck babysitting) but we agreed to do something soon.

She's put out some signs of interest, that may be why I think that her shyness or social anxiety is taking over

I'm thinking about leaving my wife after having some of the best sex of my life with a man a couple of nights ago.

>Be a banker
>Steal bits off money from different accounts everyday.
>Put all that money in a secret account
>feelsgood.jpg
>Waiting till I have enough to flee and to dissapear
>probs to Brazil or Argentina to be rich and fuck teens

>Poop my pants during a fight in middle school
>feelsbadman.jpg

I was at a big party with my parents and some kids were missing the downstairs toilet when they pissed. Some crazy/drunk mom put an autistic girl in charge of "aiming" for the 2 or 3 that were pissing on the seat. I was a tired of the drunk adults and went downstairs to try and sleep but I needed to piss first. The autist was like "ain't no one peeing in this toilet unless I aim!" I couldn't wait so she aimed and even wiped the tip and put it away for me. I was like wtf just happened...

Me too, sometimes as often as every other night.
And when I'm awake I feel sick for that, and I deeply regret those dreams, but I can't control them

>be me 7 at a family gathering
i was swinging on this 2 person swing glider (pic related) and it was primarily composed of metal. As it was a family gathering, there were small children. i was swinging really high, and all of the sudden this kid i forget who walked in front of were i was swinging, and i hit him right in the head, sending him flying 5 feet. I had killed him upon impact. I was not made aware of this until 8 years after.

It's been about 4 years since I've even talked to her. I wouldn't even know if she feels the same way anymore. The first night was probably the best. We were at a Super Bowl Party at my friends house. We were drinking but not drunk. He only has a two bedroom house so we had to share a bed. While we were laying there she joked about it. I joked back thinking nothing of it, she kissed me, I kissed her back, we started making out, our pants came off, we 69ed, her shirt and bra came off, we had sex for about 45 minutes. I've never came harder or as much in my life then I did that night. The next morning neither of us felt bad and we had no problems talking about it. We went back to her place and went at it again.

i once fapped to a picture of a cat,still don't know why i did it till this day.

Kekekek

>It's been about 4 years since I've even talked to her
Oh, shame. Well, if you are both over it, treasure the memories of your time together.

I do fap thinking about fucking my sister when I'm awake...

i had over 20+ sex partners because i feel emptyness deep inside. i just searchin for the perfect yet didnt find it
my family dont know about it, because mostly i slip out at night when everybody is sleeping

My dad is an alcoholic
Only me and my mom knows about his true self.
I fucking hate him byt i love him

how big is he?

>when I was 6, I had a full time sitter he was about 18
>used to spend a lot of time alone with him
>home alone one day
>I'm playing in my room he enters and wants to play a rp game
>yea sure
>we rp like we're in a restaurant and I'm the server
>after I serve him, he acts like the food is bad and gets all over me
>he feels me up and takes off my clothes
>he's rubbing my hands on his crotch and he is diamonds
>I'm confused and scared
>he slowly zips down and pulls his long uncut cock out
>it's dripping with precum
>he wipes it over my face and forces me to suck on his cock
>I try to get away but get forced into sucking his cock till he pumps his cum in my mouth
>I almost puke and end up swallowing most of the cum
>he plays with my little cock and balls and tells me to keep this our little secret
>scared, listen to him
> was his submissive cumslave for 4 years
>repressed memories for rest entire my childhood add growing up but when I was 19 I got vivid flashbacks off all the stuff
>extremely turned on
>fantasize about turning bi
>want to suck cock and be a cumslave again
Kik r_p420

Yeah, the feelings are pretty much gone but I don't know, if I was ever in the same room as her again, I might try fucking her again. That pussy was that damn good. I go to family functions kinda hoping she's there, kinda hoping that she isn't.

Im always fantasizing about watching my wife fucking and sucking other men

I profile people in public and prejudge them :o

Hearing her moan as her wet pussy is getting destroyed would be the hottest thing ever

I can see that.
Yeah, that wavering kinda sucks. I hope for the best for you.

small and rare
small and rare
shake it for cash

Didnt wanna leave her pic here someone might know her and tell her

Ill never be able to tell her only way she ll find out is if someone tells her anonymously

ifhy - tyler the creator

kek

i had a 12 year old GF when i was 25.

More...

How did that turn up?

eventually broke up with me because she liked someone else.

I dress up as a girl and get off to the idea of getting guys off. Thinking of becoming a cam whore while my dad sleeps in the next room.

Tell us more about the interesting part

Dude, don't feel bad. I once fapped to a picture of a hard drive. I will never tell anyone about it because it's honestly the biggest "how the fuck did I even get off to that?" moment in my life.

this got me hard

I have a massive foot fetish.
Feet really, really, really turn me on.

I found out when I was in my early teens.
Fearne Cotton had a segment on the BBC Saturday morning show where she dipped her feet in different substances and tried to guess what it was.

I was watching it with my mom and I got all flustered. It was, for me, literally porn on children's television.

I now live very happily with my fetish. Summer is heaven. Women in sandals, flip flops etc etc everywhere. It's like women walking around topless. Painted toenails are like erect nipples.

Being a pervert is awesome.

i want my sister to die.

i struggled not to spill the buckets every time.

That's hard to cope with.

When I was a child I had a babysitter, and I got a deep crush on her, I would have loved to be molested.
But she was a gurl, and it actually never happened. Unfortunately.

If sex is enough of a reason for you to stay with/leave your wife, yeah, you should probably leave.

lol... no way.

Go for that, I wasn't here the last times

i hit up craigslist and other sites to live my fantasy of giving someone painful anal sex with no restraint, i can also deepthroat like a champ

I want to divorce my wife. I don't love her but it will destroy her and I don't want to hurt her.

you dont want to live in brazil my friend. pic argentina

I want my sister to fuck me

Also, what happened?

i dont think you understood.

there was buckets. buckets everywhere.

and i struggled not spilling the buckets too soon every time.

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

didnt have it. thank god for corruption in my country.

I'm with an insecure chick who hates when I do this


Stop being a bitch and enjoy the mutual affection. Holy shit are people this retarded.

willing or ?

My severe depression is causing me to fail my PhD, and I can't bring myself to tell anyone about it

Sounds like either apathy or repressed anger. Or like you need to let go

very willing. im not a rapist. i love her.

women's studies PhD?

I wish, at least then I wouldn't give a fuck. Chemistry, nanomaterial synthesis

sounds complicated. hopefully you can get a job before a machine replaces you.

That's the dream buddy

i want to have sex with mari

Made a grill from school break up with her bf of a year. Cheated on him with me for a while. Might fuck her today.

I'm young, extremely successful but lonely to the point of fucking suicide. I can't connect on a deep level with anyone anymore. I have pushed away everything that's good as a sacrifice for my business. I've alienated myself. My introversion is the poison that will end up killing me.

I have fucked up dreams where I fuck my own mother. I once dreamt that I was fucking my dad too. It makes me gag every time I think about it and when I'm in that sort of dream I simply can't control myself.. help

I want to fuck my best friends younger sister but she has a bf, she so fuckin hot though i want her

...

If you kill yourself, can you give me all your money you've made in your succesfull live?

I dont know what to do though , should i fuck her or wait ?

I have lots of pics and videos of my friends ex. She's a hot milf and would be beyond humiliated and embarrassed if anyone saw her naked and what she looks like in bed sucking and fucking. I get off sharing them with people.

eventually the guilt will destroy you.
makes me happy.

Thanks user. We'll see.

I feel like I will somehow end up in this same position. I don't really mind it when I think about it though. I can connect with a lot of people but I honestly dislike almost everyone because I see the worst in them more often than the good.

i have a vagina.

it's not my fault, i am not attracted to her in any way shape or form, it just happens once or twice a year

you're still a fucking deviant faggot.

kys

it has been years and no guilt. i don't feel guilt. I see something and i take it kek

But willing to tell the story if you fags want it

I killed my own dog but everyone thinks he died cause of natural causes.

dude, i am always pretty successful with my internet company, i pretend to have feelings, but i don't give a fuck about family and shit
get a cat, they are brilliant and they'll always find something for you to care about. mine puked on the carpet just a few hrs ago