Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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Fast.

still here

Claimed.
Freakin' nice, night shift is best threads.
Not really into those games, honestly. I have make a plan before buying.

D-Does she have to be 2D

カラミチーマス

Post lewds.

well i mean that usally will work. im going to bed


night

Are you sure about that?

Sleep well und see you in a while. Take care,

This is mine.

Poorfag claimed

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.......Not now, Rory... Not now.

With that kind of view, I'm positive.

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Well no for you then. Here is the autist trio.

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Damn it.... Stop, please.

>Mami

Autist trio needs to strip down and get naked.

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Claiming this qt.

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Yes, like that.

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I'm out, glad to have been here after long a while, felt great to post all night. Take care you all.

senpai doing lewd things (・ω < )

Good morning.

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Never (・ω

But it isn't morning for either of you?

you can't lie to me senpai
i see all lewd things (・ω < )

post lewds.

Ohayou

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Aliceu needs to wear underwear.

nap tiem.

Even though 5 am is the official lewd hour, I'm only kinda sad and cold right now
(・ω・)
is that kinky enough for you, kouhai

u

Been a while.
Good morning.
Let us be sad and cold together.

I don't either when I sleep. Why be uncomfortable?
Hi Shiro. Shouldn't you be at school?

Missed the bus.

Some people mistake me for the other Yuukoposter, so I'll just assume that's who you think I am.
Nice to talk to someone either way, I suppose!

Being sad and cold with a shitty laptop in a dark room is pretty top tier cozy feels.

Night cute vamp.

DAILY REMINDER THE ANTI-HILL MODS at Sup Forums MADE PIC RELATED A BANNABLE PICTURE

FUCK FREE SPEECH!

I can read filenames. I know who I am typing too.
Yes, it is nice to talk too people.
I'm just sitting in a chair and stuff. Have a blanket on.

His interview was nice, I forsee great change. He's well composed.

Best KLK, Ryuko claimed

no
very kinky
we need to cuddle together to warm up
(・ω・)

I'm confused. Which Yuuko is the OG. I know they have different filenames but I can't remember which is which?

Yo how do I synthesise DMT from wattle?

This one is not the OG.

Oh? It's just kinda weird to be recognized for me because I'm not all too interesting.
What time is it where you are?

only if you promise not to cry like last time
(・ω・)

There was one before me when I started going on /waifu/, so I'm just the faggot Yuuko.

Yes.
I like not interesting people, because I am not very interesting either.
7:30 AM.

Just have a near death experience and your own brain will produce it.

mislink

Just cause you ain't the OG nigga doesn't mean you are faggot, biatch. Buck up, buttercup.

This is new information to me, DMT is naturally produced in your body?

Woo! I have my Biomedical Engineering final in half an hour!

I prefer you over the OG yuuko tbh

Have a good waifu and maybe you will produce honour
Shamefur Dispray

Make an organ for me pls
So I can have 2 hearts

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There is no evidence that proves it, but it's highly believed that the brain releases DMT in a near-death experience.

It's a known fact that mammals can biosynthesize it.

There's none better than perfection itself.

She has no personality
She's entry level shit

Oh, neato. I like talking to people who don't try too hard to be really interesting. That kinda makes it seem forced and defeats the purpose.
About 5:40 AM here.

I'm a faggot regardless.
(・ω・)

That's awfully nice of you!

Maybe I should do this instead
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZS_fYTxwCI

Yo fam this argument is dead.

Hope to see you in the stream sometime soon I gotta go not feeling well.
Hope you have a good day

>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Hatsune Miku so much, I had all the merchandise and albums
>I pray to Miku every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Hatsune Miku is love" I say; “Hatsune Miku is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeb
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Miku
>I called him a cunt faggot normie
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Hatsune Miku


>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my song.”
>she grabs me with her powerful girl hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Miku
>She penetrates my butt-hole (with a strapon ofc)
>It hurts so much but I do it for Hatsune Miku
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Miku
>She roars in a mighty roar as I ejaculate onto the carpet
>My dad walks in
>Hatsune Miku looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s not over yet.”
>Miku leaves through my window
>Hatsune Miku is love. Hatsune Miku is life.

depends if you cuddle me tight enough

Anyways, how's life?

She does have a personality, even if it's not entirely clear. We know that she is jolly and extroverted.

Her voice, uniqueness and successful career make my heart beat and you can't find that in any other character.

You could say that her popularity makes her entry level but that doesn't change the fact that she is perfect for me, and that's all I care about.

Quality post.

Feel better soon! I'll try to stop by sometime today, as long as we're still watching lolis fighting each other for some reason.

That reply time shows that you don't deserve my cuddles. (´﹃｀)

A bit depressing lately, but other than that it's been a-okay.
How about you?

>be me
>love hatsune miku so much I only wear Hatsune Miku related stuff to school
>dye hair aqua
>grow out long and put it in pigtails like Miku's
>become trap
>wear a Miku cosplay to school
>guys laugh at me
>social justice warrior group takes me in and says its okay that i'm transgender
>"what no, i just love hatsune miku"
>they kick me out
>not even anime club will let me join
>rip social life

Lmao. This sounds fun.

I've been better.

pls senpai
i'm cold (・ω・)

As much as I'd like to, I don't deserve to wear her clothes outside.

you wear her clothes inside? :o

You wouldn't?

Maybe.

you have to reply within a nanosecond of when i post in order for me to cuddle you
(・ω・)
i am fucking freezing my sister just confiscated my blanket send help kouhai

no
i wouldn't wear sachi's either
i just got the image of you fapping with her clothes on in your house in my head ;-;
i need more time senpai
i'll fly out there right now (・ω・)

Yeah sure you wouldn't.

You into futa?
>i want to give futa miku a handjob

I'm ok with this.

>neckbeard man children using pics of cartoon little girls to talk about cuddling each other
>just woke up next to my gf
Fucking pathetic man children thinking you're married to a cartoon

You haven't seen me or my house tho.

I'd rather you didn't look for her lewds and even less posting them here.

Fuck off.

bring heated blankets for intense warm cuddling okay (・ω・)

4 u
(・ω < )

Low quality too.
>futa
>cock inflation
>breast inflation

Okay.
Wasn't looking for her lewds, was just looking at Necronemesis' stuff. He draws some good futa.

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i wouldn't
futa ruins everything
i have a good imagination
are you white?
will do (・ω < )

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You ruin everything.

why are you thinking about strangers doing lewd things while cosplaying as a chinese cartoon
that's pretty disloyal and heretic thinking to your own waifu
(・ω < )