So, here's the story:

So, here's the story:

My girlfriend and I had a huge argument today because she doesn't believe that the higher ups in most big companies are part of the illuminati.

The higher ups from most companies are in the illuminati, right?

Also, the illuminati isn't a group of wizards and witches doing Harry Potter style witch-fuckery, they are just super wealthy people who control how the world runs through the movement of money.

Please could some illuminati CEO's jump in and tell me what's up.

Thanks for your time.

Why are you arguing Illuminati when you can be gagging her with your cock?

The Illuminati is not necessarily businessmen. And they certainly care nothing for a matter as trite as money for money's sake.

They are a group of people, really a network of loosely affiliated groups, who have erected a protective barrier around their research for the purposes of staying out of the sights of the fool-masses with their endless, meandering moralizing.

While there certainly are financial cabals out there, they too are frequently considered enemies of the illuminati. The business of money doesn't always work well with the business of knowledge.

You should stop using that word. You don't know what it means, or who they are. You've never seen them. You never will. There's no application process. If they want you, you will be contacted. You will have no choice. They aren't coercive as a rule, but the truth is.

Good morning, this is a member of illuminati. You have most of it right, but the only reason we control big companies is to ensure meme magic concentrated in one super hub (large office spaces producing large quantaties of quality dank memes to be magicified).

She lives in the next city over, so when she's away we tend to talk more than have sex.

Using the word illuminati makes you sound like a crackpot.

But yes, the wealthy owners and bankers run this world. Money is power.

The 1% owns everything and everyone else just pays them absurd rates to borrow it. Essentially. If you are in top 10%, you may own a car and some land but you cant make a huge profit until you hit around top 5%

Change is not a complete illusion as the conspiracy theorists suggest. The democrats do progress on social issues when they hold power. But changes in the way money runs the world is not ever going to change unless the workers unite. If we united, we could vote in real change.

Thank you. Fucking knew it.

Why say Illuminati when you mean Jews?

Well, yeah the word illuminati is kind of a silly word, but what other word is there for the people who control the world?

How do you know so much on this topic?

Let's take the illuminati group out of the picture for a second.

You don't need to be a tinfoil hat truther to understand that there are small, elite groups that control large amounts of resources and circumstances for lots of other people. It's like how supermarket can have 50 staff, 10 supervisors, 3 managers, 1 store manager and 1 franchisee.

The same pattern continues in every aspect of a country/industry. No witchcraft needed, just higher ups making decisions on the direction of things and not necessarily sharing this information straight away.

Maybe tell it to her along those lines and she'll get it.

She better have mad puss for making you explain shit like that.

Spoken like a true Comrade!

They are a group of wizards. Also, they have working lightsabers and practice sith rituals.

Not interested in applying, thanks though.

What term would you give the people I'm talking about? Like the ultra-wealthy who make the decisions about media, fashion, religion, etc etc.

instead of 'illuminati', use 'hegemonic elite'. you are now 100% correct

Jews

The puss is good, man. Have some solid orgasms. Real intense stuff. So, I'm willing to deal with some nonsense.

>a group of wizards
So the star trek fan club then?

Eyyyyyyyy...my man! This is a good one. Thank you.

I just call them the top 1% owners and bankers. Its much easier to understand for people than using words like illuminati that they get turned off to.

The illuminati really refers to a deep dark mass conspiracy that doesnt exist. Like every death being a planned assassination. Sometimes people just die. Hillary and Benghazi/emails are another one. Did she have incriminating and ugly shit on deleted emails? Yes. Did she make bad judgments? Yes. Did she murder people bc they knew too much? No.

We need to explain to people in a civilized, non eccentric manner how the wealthy control the world.

is that supposed to be an insult? i mean im not a communist but i dont mind some forms of socialism. we dont even need socialism if they would tax wealth correctly.

This is some serious neckbeard shit.

Used this, all problems solved. Thank you CEO illuminati man!

>arguing over irrelevant shit

Your girlfriend has just initiated the break-up process.

Nah, its prob a playful argument. Women actually like when a guy gets heated and passionate in arguments.

Oi vey!