I was wearing wolverine gloves and jacking off at mach speed. Hand slipped... ask me anything

I was wearing wolverine gloves and jacking off at mach speed. Hand slipped... ask me anything

I want a picture of the wolverine gloves, with a time stamp.

What were you fapping to?

homoerotic rule 34 Woverine/Deadpool comics

Sorry I jettisoned them before the paramedics arrived

jesus i almost feel that

Negative ghostrider

Pictures of women in plain cotton panties

Moar pics faggetT

jesus that's almost more disgusting than homoerotic wolverine/deadpool comics

gtfo of here normalfag

*Entering rage mode
Normal can't afford badass movie quality wolverine gloves

AND

Fags dont J.O. to women

MORE FUCKEN PICTURES CUNT

did you vote for Trump? Dont worry then, just fill the wound with rice or chewing gum

>"movie quality"
>not comic quality, only interested after movies
>spending income on overproduced, unfunctional novelty knives with no literally no collectors value
>literally half the male pseudogeek populace summarized

>thinks fapping to vanilla-ass women makes him less gay

>kek

Jill stein

Also I am a doctor. Do not need your medical advice. Or your hillary/obama healthcare.

lol, he think she's a doctor with dressing & pressing like that

probably riding on the coat tails of school marketing stat inflations

amateur

timestamp

Goddamn moron

Not comic quality- yea I didn't draw them on paper and cut them out

Novelty- look at the muthafucking gash on my leg
You do not want to fight me when I'm wearing them

You probably fat to trap porn and consider yourself straight

He thinks she's a doctor- me thinks you're a retard

Also not amateur the pictures I was fapping to were professionally taken

>yea I didn't draw them on paper and cut them out
shame, a paper cut would probably do more damage than those things. they're probably stainless steel. surprised it didn't shatter attempting to cut through your leg hair

> You do not want to fight me when I'm wearing them
you're right, i wouldn't want to fight you with them. or be anywhere near you with them.

you'd end up stabbing yourself in the leg showing off your sick fighting moves, nicking the femoral artery, and i'd get stuck with a murder charge

> You probably fat to trap porn and consider yourself straight
trap? vanilla af. i, unlike some people ITT, fap to real porn

Stainless steel- more like 154-cm for its edge retaining qualities

Dont worry about catching a murder charge, worry about being annihilated

OP here. Im actually hunting and haven't been on /b in months. Thought it would be fun to mess with some neckbeards while I sat here, but I shot a deer so I gotta get down and look for it. Also I didn't vote for trump

Should i call you weapon x snick snick!

That's not very deep. Your claws were blunt, huh?