I was wearing wolverine gloves and jacking off at mach speed. Hand slipped... ask me anything
I was wearing wolverine gloves and jacking off at mach speed. Hand slipped... ask me anything
I want a picture of the wolverine gloves, with a time stamp.
What were you fapping to?
homoerotic rule 34 Woverine/Deadpool comics
Sorry I jettisoned them before the paramedics arrived
jesus i almost feel that
Negative ghostrider
Pictures of women in plain cotton panties
Moar pics faggetT
jesus that's almost more disgusting than homoerotic wolverine/deadpool comics
gtfo of here normalfag
*Entering rage mode
Normal can't afford badass movie quality wolverine gloves
AND
Fags dont J.O. to women
MORE FUCKEN PICTURES CUNT
did you vote for Trump? Dont worry then, just fill the wound with rice or chewing gum
>"movie quality"
>not comic quality, only interested after movies
>spending income on overproduced, unfunctional novelty knives with no literally no collectors value
>literally half the male pseudogeek populace summarized
>thinks fapping to vanilla-ass women makes him less gay
>kek
Jill stein
Also I am a doctor. Do not need your medical advice. Or your hillary/obama healthcare.
lol, he think she's a doctor with dressing & pressing like that
probably riding on the coat tails of school marketing stat inflations
amateur
timestamp
Goddamn moron
Not comic quality- yea I didn't draw them on paper and cut them out
Novelty- look at the muthafucking gash on my leg
You do not want to fight me when I'm wearing them
You probably fat to trap porn and consider yourself straight
He thinks she's a doctor- me thinks you're a retard
Also not amateur the pictures I was fapping to were professionally taken
>yea I didn't draw them on paper and cut them out
shame, a paper cut would probably do more damage than those things. they're probably stainless steel. surprised it didn't shatter attempting to cut through your leg hair
> You do not want to fight me when I'm wearing them
you're right, i wouldn't want to fight you with them. or be anywhere near you with them.
you'd end up stabbing yourself in the leg showing off your sick fighting moves, nicking the femoral artery, and i'd get stuck with a murder charge
> You probably fat to trap porn and consider yourself straight
trap? vanilla af. i, unlike some people ITT, fap to real porn
Stainless steel- more like 154-cm for its edge retaining qualities
Dont worry about catching a murder charge, worry about being annihilated
OP here. Im actually hunting and haven't been on /b in months. Thought it would be fun to mess with some neckbeards while I sat here, but I shot a deer so I gotta get down and look for it. Also I didn't vote for trump
Should i call you weapon x snick snick!
That's not very deep. Your claws were blunt, huh?