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Living is merely the chaos of existence edition

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My 10 point plan for Britain. Rate it and offer improvements.

1. Establishment of a republic
2. Immediate withdrawal of all British presence from outside the island of Great Britain
3. Reparations to every country ever damaged by Britain
4. Open Borders
5. Maximum income of £100,000 per year
6. Interracial breeding grounds
7. Abolition of inheritance
8. Special tax on whites
9. Stop Brexit happening
10. Close all churches

Honestly I used to go to Sup Forums a lot but in recent months I came here. I can get over the fact they ahate degeneracy but love trannys and anime. they have a fucking fit when you say something bad about Trump and are a bunch of fucking lonely repressed virgins.

>tfw too much existential chaos to work

bf just sent me this

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return flights to Malta for the weekend for £90 in 2 weeks
may have to do it

*drives you to drink*

its the even more cancerous version of int. Good choice making the switch

agree only with 1.

me on the right

i used to be a jew hating white genocide believer myself, then I lost my virginity and became a marxist (marxism and losing virginity not linked)

Sup Forums is such a massive joke
but of course if you say this, mongs will flood out and accuse you of being a "lefty commie cuck"

rasheed

>became a marxist

was it ever good? because I know they'd come up with funny stop from time to time but not enough to be worth browsing. why did you ever browse that place

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>2. Immediate withdrawal of all British presence from outside the island of Great Britain
>9. Stop Brexit happening

leftist amiright?

*spoop's you*

Nothing sheedier than wanting to be ruled by the descendants of people who committed genocide against the english

Only place to talk about politics outside of ((reddit))

Radical Centrist

Alri Corbyn

stuff*

Why does he measure himself in eurokilometricpascals?

happy valentines day lads haha

meant to say "lefties" haha what am I like

>I used to be a mong so I became a thicko mong

Having a wank, gooch feels very painful for some reason

*plays the Flintstones theme*

>wanting to be ruled by rasheed


howling

Me on the left

h-how does he get back inside?

dormer 2bh lads

What's your excuse for not having a good physique?

Lol you too mate haha not even lonely

I'm lazy

a lefty

I'm a lazy useless prick

There's no sensible argument for monarchy

i'm tall and aesthetic so I don't need muscle.

can you define good physique though, because I might have one.

Still 40 minutes desu, so fuck off.

define "good"

why does society expect men to have a ridiculous body? it's fucking bullshit

so long as you're not fat or a skeleton i don't care

>unfit, want to do something about it
>join casual futsol league
>sprain ankle at the second match

Ah yes, this is why I don't exercise

>then I lost my virginity
A likely story!

*audience erupts in applause at your debut*

Literally the only bad thing about Sup Forums is the Amerifats

I like food and am lazy.

I don't reside in your mere 3-dimensional world

haha same don't need a gf got you lads haha hmmm

I'm actually looking pretty good rn and have gotten lots of compliments lately.

only thing is since I started getting fit seems guys notice more than girls

>girl: oh you go to the gym???? lol
>guy: woah man your chest is looking huge now, bed you could crush a can with your bicep

too anxious to join a gym

Who's gonna be the queen if there isn't a monarchy?

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*draws sword and places it against your neck*
This is all the argument we need.

>shag a uni slut at a party
>immediately recognise the struggle of the international proletariat

makes me think

huh, exact same as me lad

Sup Forums is much better for the soul. being depressed and all, Sup Forums just made me angry, miserable and spiteful

I'm thin so thats good enough 2bh

Haha bros before hoes lol I'm a real proper lad haha

If Texas were its own country, would you move there?

no

this is a big thing
not healthy to be anxious and angry all the time

Hugh Gaitskell blew almost all of the marshall plan money on keeping sterling as a reserve currency.

A lot of Britain's economic hangover is based on the country being broke after the war and simultaneously trying to build the welfare state and hold on to its non-India colonies. And DESU, they usually plumped for Empire over the welfare state, even Attlee's Labour government.

*swoosh*

nah, hick hellhole

you're the type of runt that shared 'funny' videos on his mobile at school

(read: do one)

>Sup Forums loves trannys and anime
this is wrong

>they are a bunch of fucking lonely repressed virgins
what makes you say that?

Sounds like a lot of you guys need to go on /fit/ and get body dysmorphia like me lol

same. guys mention it a lot but with girls i just notice a fuckload more looking/smiling at me. Im too autistic to do anything with thias information though.

Labour 2020 manifesto

>RFID microchips in every white person to track their movements
>state enforced homosexuality for whites
>heterosexual propaganda banned from schools
>progressive income tax based on oppression level - white men taxed 99%, disabled black lesbians 0%
>the state stores your passport for you and you have to apply to borrow it back
>foreign aid increased to £500bn a year
>hate speech punishable by castration
>every private company nationalised
>upon leaving school you visit a job centre where an assessor assigns you a career

a tolerant society free of hate

lads I can't cum without shouting "ANIME ANIME ANIME"

watching underworld blood wars in 1-2minute spurts

about a quarter of the way in and been watching for a few hours now

Would throw all my bros under a bus for a hoe tbqh.

Nobody ever sees me in the flesh. I get Tesco, Amazon etc. to deliver all my stuff. I have to go 'round the corner to get the electricity key topped up every fortnight and I see my parents once a month, and a couple of mates now and then (who both have worse bodies than me) but other than that, the only appearances I make in public are online.

Would you?

this is true

the labour party has pretty much always been imperialist at the core

hence the sperging out over Corbyn, since he's genuinely anti-imperialist

The cross section of Sup Forums that visited the HWNDU stream was extremely runty

>have to make a 24 hour reservation just to get my bike on a train

broken britain

illness makes me lose weight
but I'm happy being a spooky skeleton, much better than being a fat fuck

Lmao: .

>“many millennials leave work on the dot at 5pm every day and refuse to answer work calls or emails over the weekend”
>This is why a lot of organizations are frustrated with them

Fuck me for not working for free eh?

maybe

Pretty hot desu

sounds like a wild ride lmao

yea I mean its not like they don't notice, they just seem less aware compared to guys who will comment and joke about it

it hasn't changed in over a decade

people told me that I would get fat in my 20s

a single mum keeps flirting with me at work, might quit tbqh

it's sad because women don't care about muscles either.

don't have one

Will someone give me the song playing at the catwalk when Montalbano is speaking to swedish model Karen?
~15'–25'
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But they were all yanks, of course they were

you need all the help you can get mate

will DEMOLISH any twiglets ITT

Jezza's actual policies are based lad

I'm Gen X and if a few decades of work have taught me anything, it's 'leave on time and turn off the mobile'.
Working mad hours and saying 'yes' to all the extra unpaid shit does not save you when 'cutbacks need to be made'.

Most Sup Forumsfags are Americans. The non yank ones that obsess over drumpf are probably even runtier

ambivalent towards trump but i hate people who talk shite about him

i smell projection.

*drives to work with hitler*

>buy cards and presents you stupid goys, it's the 14th of february

Why the fuck do you runts allow Scotland to exist?

They speak "English" but they don't really speak English.