You're in for a rare treat this morning

You're in for a rare treat this morning.

For the next thirty minutes, you can ask the smartest person ever to visit Sup Forums anything.

Proceed

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Why is my butthole itchy in the nighttime ?

Will I ever be filthy stinking rich?

when will that smartest person arrive?

You need Charmin
Two out of three

OP is a faggot time-waster. I want to know the answer.

09:13:34

Define "smart"

Why is Mormonism the only correct religion?

What is the secret to becoming rich?

Will an apartment deny me a lease if I barely make enough money to pay for rent?

>Make ~$1200 a month
>Rent is ~$750-$800
>$200 in living costs
>$1000 a month in living costs + rent every month
>$200 left over

Because whites
Being a Jew or selling your soul to the ZOG machine
Not if you can get a cosigner

how can we save the world?

I talk to myself all the time, not in only 30 minute increments.

Get rid of brown 'people'

looking at your time zone doesn't convince me that you can be that smartest person
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Why havn't I killed myself yet?

What are dreams?

Why do you have a superiority complex based solely on the fact that you were in the gifted program at school along with millions of other people

Where is this person?

Central Time, best time
Because deep down you realize that you're going to be dead one day eventually and that it's going to last forever. So there's no rush
Your brain trying to cope with being limited by your body
Gifted program? I'm in Prometheus and TripleNine

Checked

How much do you pay these organizations in membership fees?

Sounds pretty smart to me fam

Sure you are, buddy. Sure you are. And let me guess you conveniently have no way to prove any of your claims? What a shame.

Smartest guy eh
>anyone can google the answer to every question and post on Sup Forums
Why weren't you abortio by your parents or did you dodge the bullet
You sir are a fucking PHAGGOT

should i kill myself?

I ask myself all the time faggot

why are you wasting your time on Sup Forums?

Why are you engaging with Sup Forums?

So how are you at social cues and interaction. You going to tell me you're acing that too?

show us the way smart lord

do you also hate captchas?

When will the protests end? When will the stock market crash?

Only plebs use Charmin

Should I break up with my girlfriend who keeps pressuring me to propose? I don't NOT want to marry her. I just don't wanna do it yet. She's mad because it's already been 3 years though.

Why is the salinity of deep oceans always around 35 parts per thousand, despite large depth differences?

Why the fuck are you promising people that they can ask me anything?

Because you have pin works

7/10 post

Why don't you just propose to her? You can just be engaged for a year or two.

OP fucked you guys good.

Is the collatz conjecture solvable?

Propose to break up. Both happy!

I haven't got my career/life together or have any clue what career path I actually want to take despite the fact that I'm already 25 and I worry that if I'm not successful, she will regret wasting her 20s with me later down the line. Also, she doesn't want to have kids of her own, which kind of bugs me.

>pin works
kek

Tell her how much having kids of your own means. Tell her you want kids with her more than anything else not some fucking second hand ones. This is an every day situation for a lot of couples. Man up and move forward or you're just wasting both your own time.

why the snow is whit?

Ignore that guy.

Think about this: Idiocracy.

There are countless morons having kids regardless of their financial status. They make it somehow. Those people are way less intelligent than you, and they smoke cigarets and drink almost every day.

Aliens, my dude. Aliens.

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You have commitment issues, either you wanna marry her or you don't. Girls don't think like you do user, they want security.

How do you deal with your inferiority complex other than making autistic threads on this pit of apathetic failure