Convince me not to kill myself and see the best tits youve ever seen

Convince me not to kill myself and see the best tits youve ever seen

nah, go ahead, plenty of tits on the internet

If u really want to see heaven, give me 5 mins with your naked body.

No one cares faggot do it

can i have your stuff?

I'd rather watch you hang...

How is she hovering? Is she related to David Blaine?

Op you don't want to kill yourself. If you did you would have already done it. Instead you've come here in a desperate hopes that we would convince you out of it, becuase you believe you can't convince yourself.

Seriously. You may want to die, but you don't want to kill yourself.

keep yer stick on the ice friend

Do it faggot be an hero

Not to mention, you pretty much HAVE to be better than the fucks in this thread

How about both?

If you don't kill yourself you can keep roleplaying as a hot girl so autists on a Somalian paragliding collective can jack off to the words you write. That's reason enough for me.

Exactly this as well. I've seen people who are the literal incarnate of ass cancer. Yet they are still here, an even they will eventually succeed.

You can do it OP

Just do it already. The world has enough attention whores whining about offing themselves every two seconds.
Also: You should still post those tits.

Give me all you money then kill yourself.

if you kill yourself you will rob us all of the sight of what was claimed to be the best pair of tits ever seen

Just remember if you kill yourself, that will be the end. If you don't, you will still have your whole life ahead of you.
Don't do it OP!

Passing question, I know what a an hero is, where does it come from though?

Also OP don't kill yourself, post tits.

If you have the best tits I've ever seen, your life should be easy as fuck.

Pass. This is kinda boring

Stop beeing a bitch. Ainno need to go n kill yourself sis. Ain't worth it.

>implying anyone wants to see your saggy, hairy man tits

But whatever, in the off chance you'll deliver:

If you want to die, what's the point of taking the coward's way out? If you're at the point of just saying "FUCK IT", go out and do the craziest shit you possibly can, to eventually be killed by police or other armed individuals. It's your chance to bring havoc to the world, experience all the taboos you've thought weren't worth dying for. But guess what, faggot? You want to be a pussy and an hero. Fucking coward. Go out and kill, scream, destroy, and take the least cowardly direction towards your death.

be a dear and live stream

Trump will make it all better dear, no need to kill yourself, believe me!

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What's an an hero

kill yourself.
now where's the tits?

think of all lucky you are since you were born, everything good you've lived with your people and the many good things that you have left to live, feel, know ...

The ultimate purpose in life is to die happy

>being this new

Google is your friend

Something you can become

"Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities."

OP is dead, we've failed.

So not even dead tits?

SMOOTH!!!!!1

OP here, alive n kickin

was gonna kill mself if someone hit quads

but thnx anons, convinced not to kill mself

sorry bout tits, no one wants to see hairy man tits nyway

I do