Woke up with this on. What is it and how do I get rid of it?

woke up with this on. What is it and how do I get rid of it?

This is your life now.

kek

Pick the lock you cuck nigger

Stay locked in there, sissy boy. It's not like if you got out you could do anything with that little clit, anyway

I can't see it pic is in mirror

cut that duck off

Crush plastic with a pipewrench autist

Go to the ER. I'm sure waking up like that is not normal.

>China written on the lock
Use a hair clip and open that up Skyrim style

get dressed. go to hardware store. buy bolt cutters. remove padlock, throw away $700 item, rape female that put it on you.

Just start smacking your dick outside on the sidewalk until the police come and ask you if you're okay

Hello OP...

You don't need to see a lock to be able to pick it.

worried about hurting dick.

It's a penis

Cut it off

$700 fucking dollars? kek

Kek

Second this just get bolt cutters, but with that small as lock you got probably just using shears.

why tf do you shave your legs?

she makes me

no

Headed to ER now. Thanks user.

This is honestly my fetish. Wish it wasn't that easy to get rid of it though.

Sure is. Buy a gun, kill yourself.

Europoor, can't get a gun :(

Boil until plastic melts!