Tfw one shot of life and you end up being born in the Eastern Europe of America

>tfw one shot of life and you end up being born in the Eastern Europe of America.
Should I off myself?

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you were born in latin america?

Even that picture looks comfy. USA is paradise on earth.

america is america

Just be the new Jesco.

you can move around the usa without need for citizenship
just go to a good part of the country

Why don't these people at least have the decency to keep their home and property tidy? Being poor isn't an excuse to live like a gypsy.

Quit bellyaching, redneck shacks and commieblocks are both comfy.

>doesnt have to deal with kangz
>doesnt have to deal with latinos
>comfy country side
whats wrong

That looks really comfy, though.

>Doesn't have to deal with kangz
The south has the highest density of blacks, silly monkey.

West Virginia is Appalachia, not the south really..also in the south the blacks stay in the cities for the most parts, the rural dixie areas that people on Sup Forums romanticise about are for the most part white.

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Anyone else from West Virginia?

nice song

And most everyone is poor as shit and abusing pills, alcohol or drugs

It was like that for all time in the south. we did pretty good for a bunch of drunk rebels!

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The Virginias and Carolinas are the pinnacle of freedom(TM). Everything else is wattered down AMERICAN product of those four

Honorary: Texas and Tennessee

That's real A.M.E.R.I.C.A.N legacy right there

Looks cozy

Plus I bet you get to play around with shotguns, Camaros and your cousin all day without anyone so much as raising an eyelid

Would switch places today/10

Appalachia at least has a culture compared to most of the US.

this

also I bet you guys have some very down-to-earth folk with whom you can casually go drinking while hunting together, and who can then play some comfy folk music once you get back home

What do people even do there?

Get welfare checks, some mine coal

At least you weren't born in upstate New York.
All the shitty laws and taxes of The City, but still in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>Should I off myself?

You can just move to another state, can't you? Not sure why committing suicide would be the first choice to come to mind.

West Virginia is the Eastern Europe of America because it is white and a shithole like Eastern Europe is.

Why does shithole rural U.S. still look 100x times comfier than shithole rural russia?

why not just move?

Move to Cali, we need more right votes

What Russia has to do with anything? Americans are white, Russians are Turks.

>tfw was fortunate enough to be born in superior Central Kentucky with its rolling pastures, natural beauty, horse farms and bourbon distilleries instead of eastern Ky or W.Va

Yeah but I have never seen a comfy russian picture. Yet even the shittiest slum houses in the states look kinda cozy.

You have free movement within this country. Go where the jobs are.

t. family left WV a generation ago

Not him, but Appalachian music is based. It's basically default Americana music.

It's pretty from across the lake.

Move to europe we need.. wait that's right, we don't.

West Virginia here, love this place!

you're a traitor tou your heritage

1. Stop taking photos with sad filters
2. Clean up your yard
3. Stop doing drugs

There, it's fixed.

t. Eastern European

Croatia is former territory of the Kingdom of Hungarian and therefore Central European, my friend

invest in a meth lab
?????
profit

or make moonshine, honour your local culture

I live in the carolinas

Wanna swap?

Finally, I am Central European

Just remember that the best parts of Mexico are still orange on this map.

>the south and Appalachia