NFL General: How did you're team do?

NE:Patriots, Jimmy G stun Cardinals on SNF
DET:Theo Riddick hits pay dirt twice as Lions win
DET:Abdullah pops off for 120 yards, TD in win
DET:Marvin Jones leads Lions in Week 1 targets
DET:Stafford lights up Colts: 340 yards and 3 TDs
SEA:Wilson (ankle) getting 'precautionary' X-rays
IND:Jack Freakin' Doyle scores 2 TDs vs. Lions
IND:Dorsett leads Colts in Week 1 receiving yards
IND:Luck throws for 385 yards, 4 TDs in shootout
SEA:Wilson plays through injury in comeback win
MIN:Xavier Rhodes 'felt a pop' in knee in warmups
CLE:RGIII (left shoulder) 'in pain' and needs MRI

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I wish the Cards were irrelevant. I wish no one talked about them, i wish no one projected them to go anywhere, i wish people forgot they even exist.

Atleast then we wouldn't be such a god damn embarrassment. We are a mockery of what a "good" team should be. People fucking expect things from us, but we never deliver nor will we ever until the end of fucking time. Time to go on a media blackout.

that was a rough way to lose

Just wait til Palmer and Fitz and the Tantrums retire.

Gentle reminder that Jerome Bettis is in the Hall of Fame :^)

I haven't posted on Sup Forums in like two years, but it's hilarious to see Church's pathetic groveling is still going on. Godspeed you sadsack

Jimmy G is the future for the Pats

God I hope its soon, i hope BA retires soon. End this fucking misery. I know we are gonna lose every fucking year. SO DON'T GIVE ME ANY FUCKING HOPE JUST TO DESTROY IT.

him and sneak are insufferable losers

can I keep bitching about the dolphins. this is my weekly therapy

4 u

What's pathetic is expecting the Cardinals to do anything but fucking lose. That's what we are and always will be. I just hate this charade we're putting on looking like we're "contenders". What a joke.

After seeing how shook Palmer looked in the playoffs I don't see how anyone could still consider them super bowl contenders

>they thought the Patriots would lose

of course

All the trips went to bed

:/

How did your team do this week?

>everyone winning by one point

Is this the most well-rounded season of the decade? I've never seen this many cool games in one sitting

>lions

the 11 NFC teams the Patriots have lost to in the regular season since 2002:

2002 Green Bay Packers
2003 Washington Redskins
2005 Carolina Panthers
2009 New Orleans Saints
2011 New York Giants
2012 Arizona Cardinals
2012 Seattle Seahawks
2012 San Francisco 49ers
2013 Carolina Panthers
2014 Green Bay Packers
2015 Philadelphia Eagles

It's all fun and games until they play Denver.

literally

LITERALLY THE GOAT

>2012 Rasm

>you're

probably everyone still trying to figure out their teams.

probably week 2/3 is where shit like lopsided games will occur and maybe a blowout

>implying this isn't our year

really fun week 1 because my team won in a blowout while most everything else was close

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>Denver
>In Foxboro

fite me

>loins

PLUMBERS ON SUCIDE WATCH

>tfw cucked out of home field advantage by Miami

Who else /OROTYQB/ here?

>not so fast cowboys

We drink for pleasure now,
Drink for pain later.

been there done that

FUCK LA

FUCK LA

>FUCK LA

FUCK LA

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whos ready for the based commentary duo of chris berman and trent dilfer for the late game tomorrow night?

>DET:Theo Riddick hits pay dirt twice as Lions win
>DET:Abdullah pops off for 120 yards, TD in win
>DET:Marvin Jones leads Lions in Week 1 targets
>DET:Stafford lights up Colts: 340 yards and 3 TDs

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

Beat the Rasm for us, pls.

>dat 2012 nfcw

church make sure to schedule a tuesday textegg friendly in advance

>chris berman and trent dilfer

still miss him ;_;
absolutely right, $9ers have to win tomorrow if only to make us believe for a week that they aren't the tire fire we all beliebe they are

>2012 NFC West

How are we supposed to beat a desperate Cardinals team in Arizona? We're still going to start 1-3 aren't we?

>gabbert gets injured for whatever reason
>swag starts against the pasts this year

>yfw it is possible for colin kaepernick to be 2-0 against bill belichick

That 2012 Niners team was damn good, man I miss Harbs. Beat Bill and Tom in Mass. as well.

why are you surprised by that? the pats havent won in miami since 2012

>The only incompletions Matthew Stafford threw were to Marvin Jones (6) or throwaways (2). 100% completed everywhere else, no drops.

Lucky Ducky STILL hasn't apologized yet.

Ok if i manage not to kill myself.

i miss him
was hoping the clots would be a better place than the dumpster fire 9ers but its marginal

Today was a good day

>that new SNF opening
at least NBC finally realizes who's really the best on TV

>in Mass
yep, ended their home win streak or some shit

oh we are, but even if we win tomorrow we're still going to lose the next several
>vs Rams
>at Panthers
>at Seahawks
>vs Cowboys
>vs Cardinals
>at Bills
>vs Bucs
>BYE
if things go badly, we may not get a win until november.

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>JUST

pic related is literally the only good player on the team

Dude we're a shit team masquerading as a good one.

If you're team is actually good dont worry about it.

>chris berman and trent dilfer

isn't steve young taking trent dilfer's place for that game

What happened to Matt Ryan senpai?

That was a good game. In the snow wasn't it?

>a system ?

besides the joke thread I made is this >pats bandwagon fans shit posting?

the ice melted

Stafford for the first time was 100% in control of the game balling out.

>tfw bebs believed in us and it happened ;-;

he's a choker. always was. always will be

to be fair both defense were shit it just came down to who had the ball last. i wouldn't be too excited if i were either the lions or colts

luck torched you guys after a slow start

hahaha i made a lot of money today

that year was pretty great

>beat Rodgers in Lambeau
>beat Brady in Foxborough
>beat Brees in the Superdome

so much for elite QBs

ryan was actually solid/good this game, the rest of the defense tho holy shit kill me

what will the browns' excuse for not drafting wentz be when he wins OROTY and they go 1-15?

>Picking Jags on the spread
I am having a good day. That and the Raiders made those 2 point conversions

Who else is /hunkering/ until MNF? I've got my snacks and I'm not getting up except to piss until the Steelers game.

Leave New England to me.

i wanted to get booze for today and tomorrow but then realized i only have $2.04 to my name

not sure what to do

no, but we did blow a 28-point lead and then won anyways. it was pretty exciting.

For once my delusions about the Giants seems justified.(I actually thought they were going to the playoffs up till the Carolina game last year lol)

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looks good, i'll be right over

>muh Watson
>muh draft picks

lake get real bro. Ryan sucked ass today. I can remember 3 throws that ended up behind the receivers and it would have been more if coleman and tamme didnt make athletic plays to catch them.

I wish we would trade his sorry ass while he still has value

wtf

>Khalil Mack, JJ Watt, and Ezekiel Ansah have 0 sacks

and all it did was set the us12s back up top the nfcw again ;_;

One of the few games Bill got outcoached IMO

>Leave Tom Brady to me
FTFY

>w-we wanted to draft goff anyway haha

good post desu senpai

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Get a job
acquire booze

I tried to warn you Sup Forums

all he does is catch game winning TDs

your team is next

Why can't Brady handle playing here?

>NFL balls
>Reddit

wat

This is the Cardinals for this year?

Seahakws 13-3 easily.

>americans

>get great DC for headcoach
>defense still shit after 2 years
>king of memes for an OC

whats the point?

>One of the few games Bill got outcoached
eh half of lastyear he was outcoached. some of 2014 too. His dementia meds must be working now cause Arians just got btfo.

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Him and Malcom Butler are putting Western Alabama on the map now.

remember that time BB got outcoached by chip kelly, at home?

judging by the way the seahawks played against Miami the division is still in the air.