>be one of the hottest and most successful stars ever >countless movie roles make him extremely successful >fucks and marries one of the hottest actresses at the time >has a family with her and a kid while still being the biggest star on the planet >as her looks start to slip and she fades from hollywood, he gradually allows jamie foxx to come to visit more often >all a part of his plan >right as she peaks into the land of JUST, he divorces her >makes a black man raise his kid >literally cucks jamie foxx
Haha okay there David, don't let your Cruise Boner get the best of you.
Oliver Taylor
This is so crazy and accurate that it must be true.
Isaiah Diaz
despite what media will claim, tom has rarely ever made the wrong move career wise and in his personal life
Alexander Brown
>Yeah I want you to crash and burn... >INTO MY ASS
Jose Butler
5'6" manlet here
can i make it if tom "cant bruise" cruise can?
Hudson Price
Nope, Cruise had seven billion years and uncountable bodies to prepare for this career.
Kevin Nelson
plastic surgery you dumbasses
Landon Wilson
>had seven billion years and uncountable bodies
so he has reincarnation powers then?
so... is that the power of scientology?
Kevin Reyes
>be cruise >feeling a little JUST >see this new scientology fad >decide to make a shit ton of cash >tell them you want to be their golden boy >they accept >roll around in all the money and free shit they give you for the rest of your life
truly a hero of the modren age
Eli Long
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Charles Jones
I can't believe I never thought of it. People will call him a nut, but he's set. Gets his millions from movies and free anything from the church.
Jack Cruz
TOM IS THE GOAT.
Nolan Price
He's gay, the disease which ravages all manlets.
Joshua Powell
be a manlet >know you are worth nothing >try to compensate by doing baby stunt with fullon safety >convince easy audience that you are good >always get recalled that jacky chan does his amazing stunt without safety >remain a wormy turd forever expect towards the pleb
Ian Wilson
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Juan Hill
What is this pic from?
Ethan Sullivan
You forgot the part where he's clinically insane
Christian Collins
he was so beta when he announced his marriage
Camden Cook
After reading this post I am now a #cruisemissile
Benjamin Sanders
top kek
based cruise
Ryan Wood
Don't producers and execs hate to insure him on movies because he insists on doing all his own stunts? He's hella dedicated to it, but I remember some bitching about Jack Reacher because he did all the driving personally rather than letting a stuntman take over.
He seems genuinely a pretty nice guy, too.
John Lee
>>always get recalled that jacky chan does his amazing stunt without safety
nonsense sentence aside, Jackie hasn't done anything significant in the last 10 years.
>The big car scene features only a single process trailer (camera trailer rig) for the shot where the bad guys pull out behind Reacher as he drives by. “Because I had to do the pan,” explains McQuarrie, “and Tom looked at me and said ‘What is that doing here?’ I said I need it for the shot, and he said ‘This is humiliating, it’s like training wheels, I don’t want to see that thing again!’” The remainder of the scene features Cruise actually driving.
Easton Robinson
>that list Damn, mad respect for Cruise, he seems to really care about the stuff he makes.
