Trips and I'll do anything except killing myself

Trips and I'll do anything except killing myself.

100% deliver guaranteed.

Fuck a dog in the ass

Op here.. Ye but ur mom keeps rejecting me.

Suck your dad

Backflip

wheres your swastika tattoo

Cut off toe with a sharp knife.

Will you fuck off for dubs?

thou art wizard?

A N N I H I L A T E D

come over and fuck me

Eat nine double cheeseburgers.

Buy a game on steam and gift it to someone on this thread!

Post follow @voyhe on instagram on your facebook thzxxzx

Attach tweezers, pliars, etc. to a drill rather than a drill bit. Attach to nipple, twist until torn off.

heroin, go get some and shoot it.

make a new friend. :)

And then rape them

cut your left nipple off in a perfect circle, fry in butter and eat it

Do public masturbation

eat your own shit

dont deliver

Go to Anthrocon this/next year!

Give me $1000

re roll

Cut off your arm without dying

Cut off dick head

cross the road without looking both ways

Fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick.

show us your dick

do public masturbation with cum

Cook an egg and then take a picture of the egg with a timestamp and you giving a thumbs up.
Right hand.
Make sure the pic is next to a window.

Tits or GTFO

Bomb the next Anti-Trump rally

cut your dick off

roll

Cut off your dick

take a knife and shove it in your dick

drink your own piss.

cut your one testicle off

Why cant i get...

Dont leave your house for 1 year

Sharpie in the butt

Cut off pinky toe

my trips says kill someone else

Squirt bleach into your rectum

eat a knife

Dont get it, roll for this stupid shit.

shave ur chest fuzz mix it into a salad and eat it pls

Tell us a story of only lies consisting of at least 500 words.

Let me fuck you

Have someone else kill you. (you only excluded suicide)

dig a hole and hibernate for the winter

Stab your parents with a knife

Off by one... reroll

This

Assisting in reroll.

Fry your balls on a pan and video that shit

Cut your entire dick off

Role

WINRAR

Shit into your own mouth.

sharpie in pooper

winrar.

He could just clamp it in the bit holder you numale.

Shave your head

checked

Trips demand being murdered. Note we wait for op to not deliver

Checked... what a waste...

Fucking keked

Sing us a song on Vocaroo using the words in this tread. Beat / backround can be anything.

Nigga better do it

RIP

habeeb it!

Eat your cum

He's gonna need to find a nigger to knock him off

cut off ear

Masturbate on your rooftop

I think this still falls under death clause.

Op has left the building. Chance of delivery extremely low

reroll this

Internet love machine

Wrong, he only excluded killing himself, not having some crack addicted nigger do it.

try to suck your own dick

Roll for this

Eat your cum on vid
Full face and dick in view plz

op fucked up

He didn't read the fine print

Touch your penis with your hand!!!

Send me a bunch of money

Hiring someone to kill you is assisted suicide, which OP said he wasn't going to do.

post cock

Buy me some crack

Go to the local highschool and tape a piece of paper to the door with a swastika on it that reads "This is Trumps America now, niggers, kikes and spics eternally btfo"

put sharpie up your pooper and send a pic of it to your mom followed by "i'm gay"
timestamp + screenshot

Paint your home completely in gold and write "Fuck Niggers" in big black letters on the front wall

Op's gay lover detected

staple your scrotum to some wooden furniture.

this

reroll

stick a pencil down your peehole