I obsessively debate with creationists and theists on facebook, to a sperglord degree...

I obsessively debate with creationists and theists on facebook, to a sperglord degree. So much so that I use a completely fake name so as not to look like a complete loser on my real FB account

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I'm on Sup Forums

I fucked a girl while she was asleep.

>watching animu
>masturbating at least 3 times a day
>getting hard on incest porn
>until a few months ago i still played yugioh
>browsing Sup Forums

Just end it.

how many loads have you sent to the shadow realm?

masturbation

too many my friend

for 4 years I used to sneak into our neighbours house regularly and masturbate onto her toothbrush.
I used to watch her leave the house to go to work knowing that she had just had my cum in her mouth.
great at the time but I am ashamed of myself now Sup Forums

>weird porn i fap to
>drinking alcohol at least 3 times a week
>not exercising
>being poor
>living with grandparents (though i pay em some money)
>not being able to make new friends

how much do you drink?
nothing wrong with a beer or two

I occasionally masturbate to gay porn.

gay herm and trans furry porn :/

>About everything i dif before i turned 17
>Sup Forums
>I once masturbated to a girl that fucks another girl from behind and the camera was in the front. I'm still not sure if i fapped to a trap or a girl with a strap on

usually i don't drink more than three, but still i feel guilty about it.

Faggot.

>shitposting on /fit and /b

I dont love my gf and am only with her because i need car/place. Very wierd porn fetish

>i found out about Sup Forums Sup Forums after that gay 9gag raid

same

dude
man the fuck up
this is 16yo level of drinking

You made it sound like you were an alcoholic or some shit. Fuck you.

you should feel ashamed of feeling ashamed of that

...

I'm sure if you told her, you'd both feel better.
that's actually pretty normal for a fag
the perks of having a small weiner

I'm ashamed of getting fat

i do this frequently. always feel bad after. can't stop doing it.

Tried to feel up my cousin while she slept, but she woke up. We never talked about it but I'm pretty sure she's told her family. Don't know if my parents know, they've never said anything, but I haven't spoken to that part of the family for twenty years now.

>I'm sure if you told her, you'd both feel better.
Dude, that's the last thing he should do

it's about the money faggots, i can't really afford it

I am currently talking to a guy on Craigslist who wants to come over and cum in my 11 year olds panties.

Got drunk on a cruise ship fucked my cousin, she is the same age as me.

Don't listen to this fag, you gotta tell her man.

...but you can afford a rope.

Well then you are an alcoholic, damn.

I don't feel bad any more I just think about the next fap.

That's hot.

I'm ashamed of myself really, struggling to find a job, my grades are shit. I'm more online than offline, I still live with my mom, she says that she likes having me here, but I know that's not true. I just have no motivation for anything, I honestly don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life.

On one level in my mind, I have accepted the fact that I will be alone for ever and die a virgin. "I'm" fine with this. However, there is a deeper level in my head which is currently grasping at anything it can to try and change this.

Most recently it's been this girl that I, for some god forsaken reason, asked out. She led me on for a while and then cut it. In short, some part of my brain keeps trying to imagine a future with this person. I know it's not going to happen and yet about 1/3 of my thoughts a day revolve around this person that I know nothing about.

tldr; I'm ashamed I can't control my own brain

Alright don't listen to me
but post results for the lulz then

I agree. Once she knows why she had a weird semen taste in her mouth for 4 years, she'll be grateful to know it wasn't some weird hormonal problem or just her imagination. They'll have a good laugh, and honestly, knowing how much of his jism she's already swallowed, she'd probably think it was nothing to have another sample straight from the tap.

>washed out of the military twice
>didn't major STEM or even know what it is until I started my senior year and can't afford to change majors
Not too much else, really.

Here's a video to boost your motivation:

youtube.com/watch?v=PUSz0ZRdEHE

No, seriously. I mean it.

Yeah and I'll cum in his daughters too. It should be fun.

literally the same except the yugioh bit. Incest porn isn't too bad though especially since I don't even have a sister.

Each time I party using drugs, I end up engaging in sexual activities with traps/CDs. It starts off fun, but in the middle of it I say this is gay, stop, and then start crying. Next day I spend money on lewd woman to make myself feel better.

Listen, here's what I've done; come up with some stupid goal you can achieve that gives you something to at least say you're working at. For me, this is saving as much money for five years then moving to Alaska and live like a pioneer. It's completely stupid but it sounds like something more enjoyable than working at a grocery store and wasting money on whatever.

This also helps me a lot; at any moment, if you don't like how things are, you can kill yourself. I don't want to hear about
>pussy
>just grow up
>be an adult
>what about your family??!?

I don't care about that shit.

Too bad you can't kick it up a notch, ifyaknowwhatimean.

are u me?

Fall in love xd im a cuck

no

Our friends south of the border.

Srsly, if you don't want democracy then move to Canada, else knock off the protests and move along. The election is over, dammit.

except for the way you're a raging homosexual, we're practically twins

I converted to Islam just for the fun of it.

Just try to find a hobby. Especially one that gets you around alot of other people. Like maybe working on cars or getting a motocycle, then riding with people

almost in the same situation
then a friend asked me to start an apprenticeship together in this pc/tech company next fall
so now i'm working for minimum wage two times a week to pay my mom some rent until I move out next year

I used to be able to slob my own knob, but stopped because I liked pizza more

I'm a straight, white, cis male

feels bad

>go from running 14 miles a week to none
>my nutrition is shit
>I don't seed torrents

Oh yeah I'd love to watch her suck the cum out of him, and his little tart could do me.