I'm at my boyfriends house having dinner with his family for the first time...

I'm at my boyfriends house having dinner with his family for the first time. Went to use the toilet and there's no paper, what do I do!

They're all downstairs in the kitchen waiting for me

Pic related, it's what I'm left with

you can take the roll and seperate the layers to use it, and also pls tits or gtfo

Op never said he's women

Motion to his mother that you need to wipe your ass. Also, check in bathroom cabinets.

Why didn't you check for toilet paper before you started shitting?

Anyway, here's what I'd do... use the empty roll as a barrier to prevent shit from getting on your clothing, then go into another bathroom and use the toilet paper there. If people ask why you went into the other bathroom, just say there was no toilet paper and leave it at that.

Your going to have to sacrifice a sock to the shit ticket gods.

>open door slighty.
>call bf
>explain no tp
>bf gets tp
>finish up
>wash hands
>go back to dinner

whatsthe fucking problem you retard?

go all Trainspotting and fling your shit from a bed sheet

So you thought about asking us, but you didn't text your bf an sos?

Text your boyfriend to bring you some TP.

>order on amazon prime
>wait for drone to come in window

Write timestamp on whats left of tp and show your dirty asshole

and your point is ?
you could also just text your boyfriend that theres no toilet paper so he can bring you some without anyone noticing

Hivemind.

/thread

Text boyfriend. Tell him to bring tp

this

SMEAR SHIT ON YOUR FACE

timestamp

Use the bath mat.

Or the hand towels.

Or the shower curtain.

Or, if there's a window, the window curtains.

toothbrushes

OP never said anything about taking a shit. If piss and assuming op has a vagina. pull up pants. go back to the dinner table. wash hands maybe

if he has a vagina,
hand lick full of piss