I'm at my boyfriends house having dinner with his family for the first time. Went to use the toilet and there's no paper, what do I do!
They're all downstairs in the kitchen waiting for me
Pic related, it's what I'm left with
I'm at my boyfriends house having dinner with his family for the first time. Went to use the toilet and there's no paper, what do I do!
They're all downstairs in the kitchen waiting for me
Pic related, it's what I'm left with
you can take the roll and seperate the layers to use it, and also pls tits or gtfo
Op never said he's women
Motion to his mother that you need to wipe your ass. Also, check in bathroom cabinets.
Why didn't you check for toilet paper before you started shitting?
Anyway, here's what I'd do... use the empty roll as a barrier to prevent shit from getting on your clothing, then go into another bathroom and use the toilet paper there. If people ask why you went into the other bathroom, just say there was no toilet paper and leave it at that.
Your going to have to sacrifice a sock to the shit ticket gods.
>open door slighty.
>call bf
>explain no tp
>bf gets tp
>finish up
>wash hands
>go back to dinner
whatsthe fucking problem you retard?
go all Trainspotting and fling your shit from a bed sheet
So you thought about asking us, but you didn't text your bf an sos?
Text your boyfriend to bring you some TP.
>order on amazon prime
>wait for drone to come in window
Write timestamp on whats left of tp and show your dirty asshole
and your point is ?
you could also just text your boyfriend that theres no toilet paper so he can bring you some without anyone noticing
Hivemind.
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Text boyfriend. Tell him to bring tp
this
SMEAR SHIT ON YOUR FACE
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Use the bath mat.
Or the hand towels.
Or the shower curtain.
Or, if there's a window, the window curtains.
toothbrushes
OP never said anything about taking a shit. If piss and assuming op has a vagina. pull up pants. go back to the dinner table. wash hands maybe
if he has a vagina,
hand lick full of piss