Ask someone who worked at Popeye's anything

Ask someone who worked at Popeye's anything

What if a nigga ran in ya house and doo dooed on you?

what was the employee parking situation like?

why are their shrimp po'boys so damn good?

I go there, intending to get some delicious chicken, and instead I am tempted by the delicious seductress that is the shrimp po'boy.

why is it so delicious?

what time can I come in before closing, so I can get a bunch of extra free chicken in my order

the fucks a shrimp po'boy?

that is strictly against company policy, the cery thought of that makes me want to vomit

Do the hush puppies contain actual puppy meat?

nigga is you serious?

its the best fast food.

except for pollo tropical, but pollo tropical is in a class of its own

is there a secret menu?

yes, ask for a weiner surprise and they give you a hot dog

that looks like a chicken nugget sandwich

You ever threaten to stab a co-worker/customer

what else would be in them?

Is it really louisiana fast?

more than threaten

yes but louisiana fast is actually quite slow

Did you ever get to meet Popeye personally?

you ever actually stab someone on the job

>found the Yankee/European

You ever have to deal with any loud, ghetto customers who get crazy?

You ever notice the signs say "Pope yes"

Is popeyes just trying to bring a little bit of Catholic faith to the dindus one fried meal at a time?

I can confirm. My neighbor is from there, and is quite slow. He makes some amazing fucking gumbo though.

its popcorn shrimp, not chicken nuggets

Hey, do you think that might be why it's called a shrimp po'boy? I never thought about it before, but it seems too convenient to be mere coincidence.

who else comes to popeyes?

Why do every popeyes in cali have a ghetto round it?

Tell us about the gross behind the scenes stuff only an employee would know about.

>hoping op says there isn't any

How did you take the music in there? Every Popeyes I've been in they're always playing ragtime. Makes me wanna off myself while I'm waiting 45 min for 3 chicken tenders

They're trying to bring authentic Louisiana culture to you. You should be grateful, faggot.

Why are you always out of fuckin spicy tenders?

I like your tenders and biscuits. Thank you for your service to mankind. In return here is a hairy popeye.