Banter

ITT: we post top quality banter

I'LL START
>yuropoors

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i know it's Sup Forums and nobody gives a fuck but that shit is so beyond the pale to do over sports. the hell man

Kris Boyd plays for Kilmarnock

Wtf that's savage

Not cool man!

>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""atmosphere""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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seattle is a cool city but their fans are fucking reddit tier

>yuropoors constantly talk shit about American's being idiotic and classless
>turn around and casually pull shit like this over a game

noice

Scottish people are probably one of the more American groups in Europe, they even have deep fried pizza

I read a book a few years back that drew a ton of parallels between black culture in America and certain elements of Scottish culture. The author said the transfer occurred because while many of the Southern landlords were English in heritage the people actually handling the slaves in many cases were Scots

MEXICAN """BANTER""""

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wow, men are such archaic neanderthals.

"hey hey hey hey"

>solving problems with violence, wow. women would have talked that shit out

ehhh

yeah just banter innit

WE WUZ SCOTS N SHEEEEEEET

There's a metaphor in there.

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Underrated

love this poo

>this is considered loud in America

Those poor Mexicans. US need to take in more of them to make up for colonization

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>they were Scottish
ie nigger tier.
>they were celtic fans
ie catholics
ie sub-nigger tier

posting a few "just banter la" moments by italian ultras
pic related is Hellas Verona's supporters reaction after their first black player ever was brought in on a free by the club
>translation: now that you've been gifted that nigger make him clean the stadium

Roma fans suggesting an alphabetic order sorting by team of choice strategy for crematory ovens in concentration camps

Are the Scots known for lip smacking?

Americans will never understand the fine art of banter.

juventus fans post Hillsbreh

Kek

>b-but muh 96 gorillion

>fine art of banter
They better start having street brawls again because the OP is weak as piss.

World Cup 2014, Argentines in Brazil singing that they have Neymar's spine after his injury

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I can understand their reasons with how Liverpool have tried so desperately to make everyone forget about Heysel.

how can anyone be this retarded

dinamo bucharest fans sabomehow managed to sabotage their arch-rivals stadium display and change it to JUST DINAMO BUCHAREST.

top, top banter.

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I mean they didn't hang anyone but:
>sweden-france in final u21 euro qualification match
>france wins the first one 2-0
>sweden leads the second one 3-0
>french sandnigger scores four minutes before the end and instantly starts saluting to swedish players faces
>minute later sweden scores and everyone starts instantly saluting

Pic related, Swedish team after they won the whole fucking tournament. Top bants desu.

>is so beyond the pale to do over sports
what the fuck does this phrase mean

Is that their 2000 Paralympic gold medal team?

>le city of algeria

kek

The guy in that pic is a funny dude. His bantz were so supreme he was banned from the stadium for a while.

Why don't you look it up Mario

>Kurzawa
>sandnigger

u wot m8

Looks pretty sandy to me.

Holy fuck how sensitive can people get? Americans are literal fucking sissies.

i tought the whole "people with slanted eyes can't see well" thing was just a myth

I know, SJWs and their precious fee fees have permeated American culture so much that unless you are with a really close group of friends, you can't joke around with anyone.

hmm yes average french here

Reminder that Scottish football fans are sub-human

Yes, exactly.

>Celtic fans chanting YNWA on 11/4/2004 after terrorist attacks on Madrid

Literally bros.

nah m8 tbf to them its just banter

Who is this hideous human? Makes me feel better about myself

he's just a lighstkin guy nothing about him "sandy" nor arab, pls have sex

Jesus fucking Christ is that what the frogs actually believe now?

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Yes, Benzema is considered white

Sad desu.

a damned good patriot m8
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i know suicide is the norm over there in miserable rainy europe but here it's actually a serious thing.

m8 u do no celtic fans are irish trash and rangers fans are english scum, real scots are nothing like those fags.

see you just made a joke about it so whats your point now?

>says the country that arrests people over tweets

why don't you learn to speak english correctly

i'm just pissed that we can't bring guns into the stadium anymore.

That's a proper phrase in English already, you stupid fuck.

“It’s so shocking that many simply didn’t believe it until more and more evidence began emerging on social media. It’s still not clear exactly what motivated those responsible, but it coincided with World Suicide Prevention Day, which has added extra disgust.”
>top lel

Abdul is like the GOAT Rangers supporter, no joke.

They don't have old phrases in Italian?

>i know suicide is the norm over there
USA has double the suicide rate of Britain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

does this take per capita into account?

top banter

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>England is the size of Rhode Island
you CANNOT make this shit up


>per capita

>Fake news site using literally the most British looking man alive to play an American.

They seem weirdly bad at finding actual Americans for these sorts of things. I remember one scene in a Colin Ferrell movie where he insults and gets chased by an obese American family, who clearly had Irish accents.

3 years ago an accident on the ice left one of the players wheelchair bound for the rest of his life.

Now the same two teams played against each other again – and the fans of the team without the wheelchair bound player held up this banner.

Translation: "We'll punch you guys into wheelchairs"

Please explain

>Rollstuel

Why does this make me laugh so much?

Some years ago a crazy gunman killed 14 politicans in Zug. It was like the worst mass shooting in the history of Switzerland.

When Berne played against Zug some years later Bern fans held up this banner.

Translation: "Thanks Leibacher!" (Leibacher was the name of the shooter)

Yes, it's per 100,000 of population.

Kek I just picture a stool with wheels

High tier mountain Jew banter right here.

>gunman killed 14 politicans
>the worst mass shooting in the history of Switzerland
Just call that Tuesday night lads.

le gipsy squad

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That never happened.
He was an England fan and was singing along to whatever they were singing at the time.

Reminds me of the Pessotto banter, good stuff

what does it say

my favorites are when fans throw bananas at niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=yrLHI2KMOVs
Partizan fans at Red Star stadium

felix: 36km flying and broken the wall of sound... but never as spectacular as pessotto's jump
pessotto simulator... did he dive or was it penalty?
pessotto: or you eat this soup... ('or you jump out of the window' would be the rest, it's an italian saying)

For the record, Pessotto is a former Juve player that tried suicide by jumping out of the window

wtf i love juventus now

Would be great if they abducted a Red Star fan and starting roasting him over the fire

Good lad

lol they look like orcs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE34IjoZBs

>Trolled so hard he failed

>A literal No True Scotsman fallacy

McLel

Holy fuck that's dark lel

Why do Europeans take sports so seriously? It is just entertainment. Things that are more important to take seriously would be something like science.

>Can't handle the banter
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>have a gorillion guns
>only double

Not too bad desu