Got any suggestions for cutting off your own dick? Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything...

Got any suggestions for cutting off your own dick? Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything. Began cutting my dick so far:

Use an axe, way faster.

step 1: get knife (youve completed step 1)
step 2: cut dick off

idk what else to suggest moron

Agree, it'll be faster than just sawing at it

butcher knife. swift slash. post to thread once you do it

Gl annon make sure once dick is gone spray with cooking oil and put into bum
then go to hospital

also doesn't give you a chance to pussy out partway through

Ask someone to tie you down and do it for you. No chickening out that way.

Tie a rope around balls to cut off circulation till your dick turns black. Then you cut

Don't forget to wash your hands when you is done Faggot.

Dubs of truth.

What painkiller should I use?

You dont cut it, you slash it you nerd

Get Buprophenorphine and around 7 tramadols, plus two xanaxes

Use a Cleaver

none.

Judas Priest's

dont use painkiller. use garden clipping tools or high strength scissors

Bupe+tram shouldn't cause any negatives, right? Subs and opi have never caused WD.

What was the medicin suppose to do? make the needle bigger?

Put it in cold salt water for an hour, then give it a quick chop with a cleaver, comes right off.

timestamp or GTFO

Kill yourself before starting

is it christmas already

Okay, will do. I already cut it half way though

holy fuck

Wtf man
Stop it

this is hot

HOLY SHIT, HE'S DOING IT!
WHY?! WHY THOUGH?!

Do it faggot

your gonna die if you cut it off you dick

fuck off

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHIET

Bruh this is gonna be good, Sup Forums screenshots here i come

OP what was the medicin for?

This is the reason I love Sup Forums

QUINTS HAS SPOKEN

DONT CUT DICK OFF

You have already started, you might as well finish.
Post results, I'll be waiting.

quints said stop

Post with time stamp

Epic thread so far :D :D :D

Put a few tight rubber bands around it keep clean and it'll fall off within a few days

seriously guys calm down that cut isn't any deeper than the first image he just squeezed out some blood to make it look worse than it is, there is no depth at all OP is a little bitch

Just one question.. why?

Seriously, what are you going to do afterward? Are you going to get a clothing iron and burn off that area?

>smears ketchup on dick
>half way....

holy fuck
why? are you a virgin? do you not like sex?
holy fuck

some guy earlier said tying something around the base tight; a tourniquet, do that, then cut it
keep us updated

Same

Cardcaptor Sakura is my favorite anime!

timestamp or fake

Timestamp or get outta here

lidocaine or procaine injections into the dick before cutting it off. anything with oxycodone or hydrocodone for the impending pain. oxymorphone or hydromorphone would work too.

Someone find this quint and beat his ass irl pls

Too much tram might give seizures, other than that the worse thing that can happen is they might weaken eachother, though not to the extend where it's not worth mixing.

It just happens to be what i had at hand a year ago when i had to put my false tooth in after having lost it for 3 months.

Kill your self

Fake as fuck OP is a fag

lol

ahhhhh that old b is not dead like i thought it was

>nothing to do here
go bait somewhere else edge-master

Kek says keep your dick

OP is one lucky faggot

you should at least wrap it really tight down at the base with something, rubber bands or whatever and wait a while. that would cut off circulation and make things a bit more numb.

I cant believe this is happening
Show some spirit and do it with a single cut

If my dick was that small I'd cut it off too. put some panties on after Bern Victim lol

chop it off

>half way through
that's a millimeter deep at most

>half way
>barely a scratch
Don't be a pussy.

>people fall for this
THere's no timestamp.

don't try to fit in, you don't knwo what old Sup Forums look lil pussy

There is no fuckin timestamp, just let it 404

Magic user with magic numbers says it.

He's still cutting his dick though!

That ain't halfway nigga. Get some hedge clippers and snip your shit off son.

dont be a pussy

brb im gonna cut my dick off too

It's sister dr dtlslryeltdotfyldtoeiftffdidjdndndhdisoskendnsjsiskdhdysusmdhdusisis check these numbers

holy newfags

he made a tiny harmless cut thatll heal in a week you fucktards

stop falling for bullshit and sage

What is the medicin for??

>Newfag calling others newfag
Good job kiddo.

kek

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Get a torch read to burn the wound once youre done so you won't bleed out

op what is medicin for????

why do you want your dick off?

The School day end already?

Probably less than a week

>kids calling eachother kids

Smash it with a rock so the dick ligaments are loose.

This is now a porn thread

don't let the cancer spread

Where's OP
we want results

he needs to pee out of somewhere

That brought back some memories. Watched it as a child. Time flies...

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Fuck off

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Trips of truth

well, so lurk some cancer-bait thread you lil fagget

Why would you cut the thing that gives you orgasms? Are you ready to never have orgasms ever again?

Is op kill