Got any suggestions for cutting off your own dick? Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything. Began cutting my dick so far:
Got any suggestions for cutting off your own dick? Tried to use Ibuprofen but it didn't do anything...
Use an axe, way faster.
step 1: get knife (youve completed step 1)
step 2: cut dick off
idk what else to suggest moron
Agree, it'll be faster than just sawing at it
butcher knife. swift slash. post to thread once you do it
Gl annon make sure once dick is gone spray with cooking oil and put into bum
then go to hospital
also doesn't give you a chance to pussy out partway through
Ask someone to tie you down and do it for you. No chickening out that way.
Tie a rope around balls to cut off circulation till your dick turns black. Then you cut
Don't forget to wash your hands when you is done Faggot.
Dubs of truth.
What painkiller should I use?
You dont cut it, you slash it you nerd
Get Buprophenorphine and around 7 tramadols, plus two xanaxes
Use a Cleaver
none.
Judas Priest's
dont use painkiller. use garden clipping tools or high strength scissors
Bupe+tram shouldn't cause any negatives, right? Subs and opi have never caused WD.
What was the medicin suppose to do? make the needle bigger?
Put it in cold salt water for an hour, then give it a quick chop with a cleaver, comes right off.
timestamp or GTFO
Kill yourself before starting
is it christmas already
Okay, will do. I already cut it half way though
holy fuck
Wtf man
Stop it
this is hot
HOLY SHIT, HE'S DOING IT!
WHY?! WHY THOUGH?!
Do it faggot
your gonna die if you cut it off you dick
fuck off
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SHIET
Bruh this is gonna be good, Sup Forums screenshots here i come
OP what was the medicin for?
This is the reason I love Sup Forums
QUINTS HAS SPOKEN
DONT CUT DICK OFF
You have already started, you might as well finish.
Post results, I'll be waiting.
quints said stop
Post with time stamp
Epic thread so far :D :D :D
Put a few tight rubber bands around it keep clean and it'll fall off within a few days
seriously guys calm down that cut isn't any deeper than the first image he just squeezed out some blood to make it look worse than it is, there is no depth at all OP is a little bitch
Just one question.. why?
Seriously, what are you going to do afterward? Are you going to get a clothing iron and burn off that area?
>smears ketchup on dick
>half way....
holy fuck
why? are you a virgin? do you not like sex?
holy fuck
some guy earlier said tying something around the base tight; a tourniquet, do that, then cut it
keep us updated
Same
Cardcaptor Sakura is my favorite anime!
timestamp or fake
Timestamp or get outta here
lidocaine or procaine injections into the dick before cutting it off. anything with oxycodone or hydrocodone for the impending pain. oxymorphone or hydromorphone would work too.
Someone find this quint and beat his ass irl pls
Too much tram might give seizures, other than that the worse thing that can happen is they might weaken eachother, though not to the extend where it's not worth mixing.
It just happens to be what i had at hand a year ago when i had to put my false tooth in after having lost it for 3 months.
Kill your self
Fake as fuck OP is a fag
lol
ahhhhh that old b is not dead like i thought it was
>nothing to do here
go bait somewhere else edge-master
Kek says keep your dick
OP is one lucky faggot
you should at least wrap it really tight down at the base with something, rubber bands or whatever and wait a while. that would cut off circulation and make things a bit more numb.
I cant believe this is happening
Show some spirit and do it with a single cut
If my dick was that small I'd cut it off too. put some panties on after Bern Victim lol
chop it off
>half way through
that's a millimeter deep at most
>half way
>barely a scratch
Don't be a pussy.
>people fall for this
THere's no timestamp.
don't try to fit in, you don't knwo what old Sup Forums look lil pussy
There is no fuckin timestamp, just let it 404
Magic user with magic numbers says it.
He's still cutting his dick though!
That ain't halfway nigga. Get some hedge clippers and snip your shit off son.
dont be a pussy
brb im gonna cut my dick off too
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holy newfags
he made a tiny harmless cut thatll heal in a week you fucktards
stop falling for bullshit and sage
What is the medicin for??
>Newfag calling others newfag
Good job kiddo.
kek
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Get a torch read to burn the wound once youre done so you won't bleed out
op what is medicin for????
why do you want your dick off?
The School day end already?
Probably less than a week
>kids calling eachother kids
Smash it with a rock so the dick ligaments are loose.
This is now a porn thread
don't let the cancer spread
Where's OP
we want results
he needs to pee out of somewhere
That brought back some memories. Watched it as a child. Time flies...
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Fuck off
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Trips of truth
well, so lurk some cancer-bait thread you lil fagget
Why would you cut the thing that gives you orgasms? Are you ready to never have orgasms ever again?
Is op kill