Why are pizza delivery drivers such entitled assholes?
>Be me, a couple hours ago
>Feeling hungry
>Order some pizza with group of friends
>Total comes to $48.71
>Hand driver a 50, ask for a dollar back
>He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by."
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
>He tells me this is his third infraction, so he's going to let him go
>Have a hearty lol with my buddies while eating my pizza
You're a cocksucker. Sage for your faggotry
Why not be a Sup Forumsro by calling the manager and telling him to pay the guy fairly?
You are a cheap mother fucker. I'll give you that.
Bad bait. Kill self
>implying this is OC
>implying you're not a newfag
i know OP is a troll but i'll say it anyway: by doing this you are enabling the entitled assholeness of the business.
Bad bait. Drivers are not allowed to accept any bill larger than a $20. 3/10 for making me even respond.
drive your lazy ass to the store and use your own gas
Stay triggered you fucking cuck. Spineless oaths like you are the reason this outdated practice still exists in the US. Cocksucking enabler!
>Anyone with a different viewpoint from me on this subject is b8/a troll!
KYS
See above, also: maybe in your state and in your day when you were still a delivery driver shitheel.
I'm paying for a service. I pay for said service by purchasing a pizza, I should not be required to foot the gas bill of the zitfaced teenager whose only job is to escort sauce covered bread.
You don't tip taxi drivers for the gas they used do you? lol. No wonder tipping is an anti-American meme on this site
dude ur sounding fat as fuck, get your fat ass off your bros dicks and get your own pizza
I've got too much time on my hands
THIS
ssssshhhhhh guys its bait lets swim away.
>triggered pizzadriver detected
How does it feel knowing your boss is showering with the extra money you should be earning while you mouthoff to someone on Sup Forums?
Seriously to all pizza escorters out there: Why don't you just ask your boss to pay you minimum wage? This way tipping (which most people I know never do) isn't a problem. Your bosses are laughing at your dumbass
What am I a fucking union worker? You want something in life you do it yourself. Want me to do his laundry to? The fuck outta here
Guess who rubbed their dick on your pizza, before and after it was cooked.
if you want to complain about tipping then complain the right way, especially if you went to the effort of calling his boss.
Otherwise just get your change back and tell the guy to fuck off.
Not doing either is just lazy and half-hearted as fuck.
The guy acted like a cunt. Action and re-action friend.
It's like saying "hurr that drugged up kid just punched me in the face!" "I guess I should go beat his drug dealer's ass!"
Yeah that'll show 'em cowboy!
This isn't how the world works son. If you piss me off enough then I'll expend effort to make your day extra shitty.
Speaking as a former pizza delivery driver, I would suggest never ordering from this place again because your food will be fucked with. Seen it happen countless times to assholes like you. Bottom line don't fuck with the people who handle your food ;)
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That's cool tho. Im from canada and i tip eeeeeveryone. Taxi drivers, my barber, waiters, waitresses, bus boys, cooks, porters, bartenders, the door men, the guy who cuts my firewood, dog groomer, wendies employees, the paperboy, my mechanic, pizza guys, cashiers, every NPC in pokemon x, drycleaner, my gfs midwife, baristas, my drug dealer and your mother. Love you.
>First time seeing his lazy ass
>Gets fired after delivering
Yeah, no. What is he a fucking psychic?
You deliverytards make me laugh sometimes
This is why the food service industry should be handled by robots.
What part if
>he's going to let him go
Didn't you get?
I know your a delivery boy but this is basic reading comprehension bro
Even you should be able to understand
Doesn't matter if that particular driver is let go, other drivers will know. And I said I was a former driver, maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension fucking proletariat
Good work friend. That will teach that entitled prick. If money is so tight maybe he should get a better job.
Dirty commie scum
>Order some pizza with group of friends
I know it's stale pasta, but...
>Sup Forums
>group of friends
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Three infractions. This could take 3 days or 3 years. I'm sure he has friends at the pizza place. Or at least a couple niggas who are pissed he got him fired.
I wouldn't order from there again.
damn poor people.
Itt fags with shitty pizza boy jobs. Nice b8.
Haven't seen this in a while.
If you can afford 50 dollars for pizza, you can afford to tip a few dollars. I hate people like you...not non-tippers, but people who are proud of it. You somehow think that screwing over someone who is just trying to make a living makes you rebellious and cool, to the point of rushing to your computer to shout it over the interwebs. Kill yourself.
Dude, my friend makes more than I do... With tips that aren't taxed. Delivers 50 pizzas a night. 3-5 dollar tip for each pizza. Plus he makes a wage because the pizza company ownes the delivery vehicle. I make 18.94 per hour and he makes 12 bucks, at the end of the month he's got cash to burn. Tax free tips.
I haven't seen this greentext before, this is definitely oc.
Deliveryfags spend all their time complaining about low wages and people not tipping them but they suddenly go tard rage when they or other drivers lose their shitty jobs? Please.
But yeah anyone who takes a 5 second glance at their pizza before eating will see immediately it has been fucked with and you crybabies will lose your shitty jobs and will be looking forward to having big bubba as your cellmate.
Meanwhile people like me who call the the owners on your bullshit will be treated like royalty by the manager that constantly shits on you.
Stay mad pizza wage cucks
>implying just because people have the money to help others means they should be obliged to do so
Do you donate money to every african appeal commercial you see? I bet you don't.
Also they screw themselves over by not doing anything about their boss paying them under min wage, not getting a better job. Maybe you guys should have studied more in school too, thay would have helped. Oh well, hindsight is 20-20
Lol pizza fags. U forgot muh 2 liter
>Mfw just last week I ordered from a place that offered a free drink with every $20+ purchase
>total comes to $26.50
>No drink
>Mfw I got my meal free and they told me it came out of the deliveryslave's wagecuck packet
that dude just intelectually ripped your argument apart and you sit here and just call them "deliveryfags and wage cucks" WOW WHAT A FUCKING RETORT FROM THE RETARD.
Seriously though dude you care that much about two dollars? I bet that "wage cuck" makes more than your sorry ass but go ahead and lie about your job saying you make a million dollars a month 4/10 for making me reply I never fucking post
this is exactly why i came in people's food before i quit
you read that right
When I was a pizza guy, my boss would call you a faggot and put no delivery on your profile.
Knew my pizza seemed extra doughie last month.
AHAHAH that's cash fuck faggots like OP
There are ways to fuck with your food that would go completely unnoticed, but whatever helps you sleep at night prole
It makes me laugh that this copy pasta triggered newfags every time
That said I'm not gonna lie that shit made me mad as fuck when I got less than four dollars on tips. But considering how comfy that job is you really shouldn't even bitch. Get a real job if you want more money
>be me
>18 yr old in college
>want some fuckin pizza
>order online, choose delivery
>$23.97
>suave looking guy shows up outside my residence hall
>give him a 20 and a 10, tell him to keep the change
>thanks me incessantly
>Youarewelcome.gif
It's just a nice thing to do, you guys. If I were a delivery driver I would love people like me
Nice trips. Too bad your a samefagging retard that can't even spell intellectually. Whatever I'll bite, lol.
I care about principle. It's not about the money, it's about not bending to this retarded system where inbreds like you insist on people with actual jobs making up the difference between the feeble pay your alpha boss gives you (which you just lie down and take) and minimum wage.
Don't like it, bite me. I'm not legally obligated to pay any more than the cost of the pizza, don't get uppity with me.
Point this out to your boss the next time you clock in to work 10 hours for shitty pay.
But you won't. You will just bend over and take one from your boss like the bitch you are.
Business as usual.
I deliver pizza. I average 25 bucks an hour, even more on good nights. Sure, I get stiffed by the usual cock sucker every now and then but know this: We remember you and we handle your food. Draw your own conclusions from that and enjoy your cum pie.
Your desire to be loved and liked by everyone you meet is a weakness that will be your downfall Sup Forumsro i would change something before that happens if i were you
He deserved to get fired. I write dont your address and spit on your pizza every fucking time I come back to your house. And because of the things I have done to peoples food, especially places I go to all the time, I always tip. Plus im not a poor bitch so hey, theres that. OP is a cum eating nub. and he is still gonna deny it XD
wow you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? it's probably a symptom of being a dumb as fuck millennial shit for brains 20 something year old. stay mad underage fag
Holt fuck that is very accurate
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We know what you're saying, it's OK.
You think that would be obvious. Be nice to the people serving your food.
>mfw live downtown
>mfw hundreds of takeout restaurants to pick from
>mfw never order from the same place twice
Don't worry OP, you neighbors give me an extra $50 a night, and you'll never notice the gooche sweat on your crust.
first of all, not a delivery man, I work in a hotel as a bartender you fat fuck (see I assumed you're a fat fuck just like you assumed my job) second it's the same a s a fucking waitress you dense fuck, it's not about how much they make if the driver does like he did with you sure he deserves it, it's about the quality of service, does the pizza feel fresh from the bottom of the pizza box and was it delivered quickly? tip him, even the little fucking pocket change you clearly couldn't stray away from, and if the service was actually bad deny the tip easy as that you fucking mongoloid
Oh shit when did this happen? Nigel is my main man that's fucked up
sometimes i pull off a handful of pubes from my asscrack, sniff them to make sure they smell like sweaty shitty ass, then chop them up into fine dust and sprinkle them on the food im preparing with my hands that went into ly sweaty shitty asscraxk
you're welcome baby. hope you had as much fun eating it as i did making it
no, but for real, if you don't tip your driver, you're gonna get your food fucked with. they make the food too.
I do get minimum wage tho. Marcos is like the only pizza place that does
well i worked as a delivery driver and i was the shit, i knew the area and everything, half of the drivers are commited to their job the other half are only their for the tips, these asswholes dont do shit inside to help the other workers they fuck it for the rest
48.71 and 50.
sounds good.
I used to be like this... never tip... hated tipping but then they started acting out and acting weird and hostile so now out of fear of them being hostile towards me and fear of thinking bad of me if I don't tip... so I tip now.
Like if the order comes to 20.60 I tip 1 or 2 dollars or else they don't wana deliver to you no more or act weird.
btw I live in Canada
as a former pizza delivery thank you every time i got a 5 dollar tip, thanks man that shit always felt nice, i tried and was not an asswhole. but fuck you if you were drunk
So delusional hahaha
I worked at a pizza place before and there isn't any empty rooms besides toilets (you really gonna take a pizza in there with you? didn't think so) so what you triggered clowns are saying is that you waste time and gas to take a detour when delivering the pizza, exit your vehicle, find a quiet place and then mess with the food? kek. When someone didn't tip I didn't waste gas and money fucking with their food, I would just put them at the bottom of the delivery list so that they would get it last
You can really tell from the posts who is still working as a delivery boy and who has moved on or never been one lol
You can smell the butthurt from here, all because of some stale pasta
Hi there, I'm beside you.
not him but
>if the service was actually bad deny the tip easy as that you fucking mongoloid
See doing this gets me nervous when I see all the mongoloids ITT threatening to cum on people's food because they didn't tip
Luckily I've only had 2 drivers who have ever delivered who I felt didn't deserve tip but it still makes me fucking paranoid when I see food fuckers on here
>I worked at a pizza place before and there isn't any empty rooms besides toilets (you really gonna take a pizza in there with you? didn't think so)
I do it in my car while I'm sitting next to it retard.
stay mad, people like OP's delivery man keeps fucking with your food, doesn't bother me any
the best tip i ever got actaully came from this guy from africa like zimbabwe or somthing he game 20 bucks man i was so fucking happy
Try reading the rest of my post before making an ass of yourself
Not only that, you jerk off in your car just a fuck with a guy's food? Or what spit on it?
Man, people ind your hood must think you are a special ed kid or something
>have a hearty lol with my buddies while eating my pizza
I'm sorry but how many lol's are in a kek? I've forgotten the conversion.
This post and the OP is exactly why I spit and rub snot on every new customer's food the first time they order, just to make sure that they don't screw me over and get off without consequences and if they tip then I stop doing it simple as that
lel
You are the hero we deserve. Good job.
First off, you're a dick for trying to tip the guy less than a dollar.
Second, the driver is a dick for trying to take your money.
Third, the entire food service industry is a dick for essentially making tips mandatory.
Fourth, if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
I was once a pizza delivery driver and while it is nice sometimes to get a 20% tip on an order I never got my hopes up that the next asshole I delivered to would do that.
yeah, that guy is fired. totally.
If somebody drools or even rubs a turd on your pizza I really don't seen how you could tell. I mean it's not like they leave big pieces of shit all over it. And people at those places talk to each other, they know who tips and who doesn't.
Were I you I'd never order pizza out again, ever hear of something called croton oil? It's easily obtained at health food stores
Tfw there's no more oldfags
Can I get some pizza with that pasta
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Reposted word for word. Kill yourself OP.
>Total comes to $48.71
Of course it did. I get two medium pizzas with three toppings delivered to my door for less than ten dollars including a good tip.
Tip should have been $8.00 minimum. Your a faggot sucking asshole and that driver is an entitled bitch. You should move in together, perfect dick gobbling couple.
>rubs a turd on your pizza
>Implying your shit doesn't stink
>drools on the pizza
That is weaksauce lol. It's not like you're gonna catch anything from some mongoloids saliva. door handles have much more harmful bacteria, this is some REALLY shitty (no pun intended)
People that pat themselves on the back thinking a tiny amount of spit is adequate revenge has obviously never kissed a girl outside of their family
But yeah keep using passive agressive tactics I guess. All without growing some balls and tackling the root of your problem and real reason for your money woes; your stingy boss. olololol
lool okay kid what state do you live in?
pizza is expensive as fuck where I live
meant to say
>this is some REALLY shitty revenge scheme
Enjoy your boogers and cum.
Yeah, he tipped himself. Bad form. Bit if I can't afford to tip, I don't order the food in the first place. You're a chump.
Your tears are delicious delivery fag
Wow you're a cuck.
Go ahead and keep being a chump. It doesn't have to be the same guy...anyone who works with that driver, whether he gets canned or not, will remember you. They're not paid shit in the first place, so fucking with someone like you is considered bonus entertainment. Go ahead, keep ordering from them moron.
>Wow you're a canuck
FTFY
sorry
That's okay...I worked as a bartender for 20 years, I've seen what happens to ignorant pricks who treat the employees poorly. It may be ilegal, but that doesn't prevent it from happening...they usually end up eating more than they expected. Bon appetit!
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
*Stands and applauds*
Are you sure you didnt have copypasta for dinner?
This is supossed to be a CP thread you niggers