Went out bought some rope and tied a noose...

Went out bought some rope and tied a noose. I plan on hanging myself since every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish. Wanna give me a few laughs before i die.

dont do it. joint fet life bro

That's an awful noose

looks like some meme rope
get some nice quality stuff from hardware store.

Are you just walking up to girls and telling them you like feet?

No just get over with also live stream

that's a shitty ass noose.

you can't even kill yourself right, faggot.

hey OP, what do you call a bear with no teeth?

this would still get you laid eventually

Here's a laugh OP: you're willing to kill yourself over the opinions of WOMEN!

Get ahold of yourself faggot. Literally no woman is worth necking yourself over

Nah but I'm having a giggle at u m8

Before I date someone i usually tell them, never had a bad reaction myself

my girlfriend loves my foot fetish. just find better girls, faggot.

killing your self is pussy, so what of they know, now just go out and try to get a girl that can deal with it

Do a flip off your chair and hang yourself

forget the laughs, just do it. live stream

a gummy bear faggot. OP please goddamnit kill yourself

Op please, my literally autistic dumbass friend got a gf, you can too. Read a salesman book and learn how to sell yourself.

Also this^

Im on girl 5 and she said that it creeps her out

just gotta find the right lady, m8. my gf thought it was weird at first but quickly got over it. I suppose she has her own interesting kinks too, which is probably why she doesn't think it's creepy.

A.I and the Singularity are coming soon. You wouldn't want to miss those, would you?

A.I waifus will love your foot fetish. And you will probably be able to change their feet out for different variations when you get bored of the old ones.

>2016
>killing yourself over missing approval of some bitches
shiggydiggy

No, after the 1st date, i tell them and for the 5th time i was told that its a creepy fetish

>been with gf 7 years
>had a foot fetish the whole time
>shes only just recently started indulging me

Its been a tough road

than talk to a girl, let her know, and if shes still cool with you and likes you, shes the one

Its not a creepy fetish. Its creepy that youd be telling a girl your fetish after 1 date.

Lol you're really gonna hang yourself cause you're embarrassed about a foot fetish?

How is that a bad thing? Isnt it better to know sooner than later?

Im not embarrassed, i cant find a girl....

In the afterlife, consider using question marks

this op.
your fetish isn't the problem, it's how you interact with women.

it is a creepy fetish, kill yourself plox, get better rope first

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Is your foot fetish such a defining feature of who you are that you cant help but tell them?

Have you considered maybe not telling them, starting a relationship, and then opening up once youve started fucking and youre more comfortable in each others company?

Yeah, i thought about it but i cant get a boner unless it involves feet and this latest girl said that she flips when people touch her feet

But. Feet.

Rope is too thin. Will snap, or you'll choke and be injured and not die. So, if you want to be in lots of pain and not die, use that rope.

What makes you the professional?

This. Seriously, that rope won't bear any amount of weight, nor will it properly snap the neck to the left and provide adequate leverage for death. Instead, you're going to have shitty hemp rope burns and STILL be a stupid sick fuck.

go to a fucking hardware store retard
dont use twine to hang yourself

Youre whole sexual desire is based on feet? You wouldnt get hard if a girl was sucking your dick or riding you? You need to deal with that. Even if you find a girl who can accept with your foot fetish, its unlikely they will want to build their entire sex life around it.

>i cant find a girl...
You're either b8 or a white-boy moron. good thing I saged

Then don't fucking tell them until you're dating. Jesus user, you're fucking dense. Must be the cleft chin.

You wont do it, pussy

Hey user there are plenty of girls out there that find foot fetishes attractive, just gotta find the right one.

Not the guy you're responding to, but how can you not tell that the rope isn't big enough? This guy is probably at least 200 pounds and you think that thin fucking rope could hold someone's body weight? It's not that hard man

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Yeah.....bye

Dude, you never say this shit. You wait until someone likes you enough and you start introducing it slowly in the bedroom. I didn't just tell my gf I was wondering what it would feel like to get pegged ( something thousands of times more weird than a foot fetish btw) I found porn that had that shit in it and showed it to her, told her it was for a different scene and then when she saw the dude getting dildo pumped I just watched her reaction and initiated a conversation based on that reaction. You need to be smooth dude.

That rope is gonna hurt. Best thing to do is play the passout game and situate yourself to hang.

Apparently you actually need to know how to tie it properly

bitch ass aint gonna do shit.

and you are a creep. fukin weirdo

And do you now get your ass fucked as much as you desire?

I was a rigger for ten years doing theatrical and commercial jobs, and was called in to testify in cases where rope was used to commit murder or in kidnappings. That's hemp or Manila, at max 3/8 diameter. The tensile strength isn't enough to hold a drop unless you're going for basic strangulation.

Placing the knot behind the ear jerks the body to the side, which snaps the neck if there's enough slack in the line. We used ballistic gel dummies for testing and to demonstrate the physics to juries.

Why not hang yourself by the feet?

Im sorry, but i dont believe you

lmao this bait

OP if you're seriously gonna kill yourself over having a foot fetish you're a fucking puss

>not using the rope to tie one up and tickle their feet

what are you running from faggot? go pound that pavement.

Any dying requests, op? Oc oc?

your reason to off yourself is the real kek here

This is a picture I took of me. I jerked off to it.

I do this quite often. I jerk off to myself and in often humiliating pics and videos.

checked

you are cool as fuck bro. OP should stop being a pussy and strive to be more like you.

Not bait, im ashamed of my foot fetish. i wish i was attracted to boobs and ass but no, i was born to like feet. Id rather be dead.

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I'll give you advice instead.
Do your research. Is the rope strong enough to hold your weight? Are you just going for strangulation? Or you want to do it right, and have it snap your neck? If the latter, you're going to have to figure out the length of the rope for your body weight. Too much, and you'll decapitate, not enough, and you'll be in a lot of pain while you choke to death.

If you're pic is related, I'd suggest getting a thicker rope of proper length. Do it right, or you'll be under constant watch for a long long time.

I hope I've helped. God speed user! Do what we're all too pussy to do ourselves! Make us proud! Be an hero.

What Does it Say /b?

just do it and fuck off k thx

also check 'em

Maybe if mommy didn't push you towards her feet while she was looking for replacement cock.

It's not always on the menu, and I can't say I always feel like it. I sometimes like some femdom and other times I prefer to reverse the roles. BUT to answer the question, I get a sufficient amount of ass fucking.

not op, can you show me the right way to do it so it will be quick(ya i know it will still hurt) asking for a friend :) ) ) )) )

what. girls find it weird but ive still gotten footjobs. dont do it. think of the nice butts and feet.

I typed this.
Hope it helps.

I um, how do I say this... don't care?

sharpie in pooper. tie rope to sharpie. jump roody poo

My girl loves to fuck my ass, always trying to stick her fingers or tongue or toys in there. It gets annoying. Its something I really need to be in the mood for. Like if Im in the mood for it, and she gives my ass a good hard fucking, its the most blissful feeling. But when not in the mood, its horrible.

Last offer

If it's any consolation I have fetish-type things that will actually never happen irl. Feet is hardly weird.

Last offer for what?

Keep going please. Take off those socks. Show some toes.

Show asshole.

Whats your fetish?

Why the fuck do you have a foot fetish you fuckin mentally malfunctioned faggot

stream it pussy. give us some laughs as you die.

How old is your dick?

Name the othe weird fetishes.

Also if your gonna go out, go out with a bang. Buy a hooker, fuck her and do some foot fetish shit.
Maybe go visit somewhere you've never visted before, I mean what do you have you lose?

Are you a chick?

Here is when my stomach dropped

And here is when the suicidal thoughts started pourning into my head

reverse psychology man
my gf said the same thing about cross dressing
now she's my wife

>every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish.

I've now dated ELEVEN different women from my young teenage years to present.... every fucking one of them knew I had a foot fetish and they were at worst accepting of it, or at best, learned to like all the foot rubs, toe sucking, and foot jobs.

How the fuck are you meeting girls that are creeped out by this shit? Are you picking up nothing but Mormon church girls or something?

Oh, and here's the answer to what I suspect is your problem, you DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR WEIRD QUIRKS UNTIL YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BANGING FOR A BIT.

If you're saying, "hey, wanna date, I have a foot fetish by the way" they'll be creeped out about that sort of candor expressed so early. It's like telling her you're super into anal sex before you've even kissed, it's too much information and it seems sexually assertive (but in a not good way).

Don't tell them your kinks until she's consented to bang you. If they weren't interested in you in the first place, it's a major faux pas to say you're into feet, not that there's anything wrong with that but they don't wanna hear about your fetishes if they don't want your dick.

I suspect, truth of the matter is you're creeping them out in other subtle ways but they need an official reason to distance themselves.

I didnt blatanly tell her i had a foot fetish, i brought up the topic

are you gonna stream or what pussy

Kek. Dying foot requests from OP.
Acknowledged
No.

nigga people in prison have strangled themselves to death with wash clothes.

They look very soft. From the top?

>No

Why not?

Im tieing it to the radiator in my room and jumpimg out the window and if it goes as planned, my neck will snap

Show the ass with a timestamp or you are a lying whore.

please just fuking do it stream it

It is. KYS