If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
Jonathan Allen
Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
Logan Watson
>no gf
Adam Morris
...
Logan Rivera
How do you come up with this shit?
Joshua Young
this is my fetish
Benjamin Sanchez
What
Aaron Howard
Take a trip on the wild side, baby
Colton Walker
so is that is what we are going to do to fat chicks?
Angel Hill
Egegegssgdiu2vwosnwk
Luis Sanders
...so what would I give birth to?
Sebastian Adams
ok
Isaiah Richardson
pkjhj
Charles Watson
posting
Connor Reed
xcvxcv
Henry Taylor
reply
James Ortiz
what the actual fuck
Charles Morris
Oh God....
Owen Rogers
What the fuck
Juan Jenkins
i ussaly dont reply to these, but this one lowkey scary so like im replying fam
Colton Hernandez
p cool tbh
Parker Roberts
Pretty sure I already have it
Ryder Wilson
Kek
Dylan Davis
:(
Nathaniel Hall
Please no
Jonathan Torres
...
Zachary Rogers
k
Chase Foster
nice
Blake Lewis
this seems a bit unreasonable
Jose Hughes
Fuck this scared the shit out of me
Luke Phillips
Wtf
John Hill
Pls no
Brayden Powell
Kek
Wyatt Kelly
why god no but no
Jaxson Adams
:^)
Dominic Ortiz
so wheres the downside?
Daniel Hernandez
but y tho?
Leo Bell
Maybe it'll give me a bigger dick.
Logan Baker
well im a virgin and i really wanna get laid... so where do i find one?
Logan Scott
Why
Elijah Turner
fuck u
Adrian Powell
I dont have a chance of passing on the eggs to gg parasite
Ayden Morris
My balls are toxic. choke on um, buggo.
Lucas Kelly
How about no
Henry Wright
dubs deem it so
Nolan Jones
o.o
Michael Myers
...
Jace Adams
I hope the parasite can infect paper towels because that is all it's going to get
Nicholas Scott
...
Sebastian Sullivan
::::(
Asher Robinson
Ain't risking THAT shit
Levi Thomas
k
Isaac Peterson
weehh
Andrew Richardson
kikes
Chase Green
Jokes on you, that's my fetish
Xavier Scott
no
Benjamin Martin
naw
Matthew Walker
you got me
Nathaniel Cruz
OP PLS
Leo Jenkins
I like fucking but I don't want a parasite on my fucking balls so there...happy?
Camden Parker
what
Jason Foster
Ugh
Easton Ortiz
Sounds retarded, much like OP
Michael Butler
OP why you gotta do this?
Ian Campbell
k
Henry Robinson
cock
Anthony Torres
Not much worse than the current arrangement.
Gavin Lee
meme
Jack Peterson
Read it and weep, bitch.
William Johnson
Imagine if it gave you motivation to work out and improve yourself and stuff. That might no be all bad.
Brayden Sullivan
K
Wyatt Gray
ok
Justin Wilson
Frick
Nicholas Stewart
O
Jaxson Wood
k
Austin Lewis
Lucky my balls fell off
David Bennett
that sounds awful, is it a symbiotic relationship.
Noah Lewis
Ok
Jason Scott
aye this dumb as hell
Ayden Russell
Hot yet terrifying
Hunter Murphy
retarded
Mason Ross
No
Adam Wright
Ok.
Kayden Robinson
"Work our and improve yourself" What's that? HELP SENPAI
Alexander Perez
not chancing it
Nolan Bell
immunity cat. fuck you.
Camden Perry
So..... basically those tyarnid sex inflitraters in 40k......
Zachary Jackson
K
Luke Allen
Ok if I get in 8 or 10 inch dick for it im down, and the woman u fuck get super horny too 10/10 would make a great hentai
