Why are Russian men ugly and Russian women pretty?

It's what I like to call the great Russian paradox. In Russia and eastern Europe in general, the men are hideous beyond belief while the women are very pretty.

How does this happen? Also, why are the women not getting the fuck out of eastern Europe? Do they not realize that the men in their area are troglodytes compared to the rest of the world's men?

Also, if I impregnate a Russian woman, what are the chances that my son will look like an ugly balloon faced Russian guy?

Pic related: It's a Russian fitness model who loves getting fucked by foreign cocks and she has spoken out about how Russian men are ugly.

too much ass

In eastern europe you are either a pretty boy manlet or a orc looking slav that looks like he came from LOTR. Honestly I dont know I thought it was only a meme but its true here in the UK. our women are ugly so its a good thing we are swarmed by slav girls.

y lie? Her is not beautiful Russian. Piglet face, much like American.

Stalin's master plan was to use Gerans to kill off his Russian men. The surplus of women and the lack of men from both WW1 and WW2 led to men taking only the beautiful women to procreate. Thus a race of beauty and beast was born. Its genius.


You may marry Russian succubus but you might end up with Dimitri Smith, the half breed ugly russki american mutt

>a pretty boy manlet

aren't they usually gay though half of the time?

>here in the UK. our women are ugly

really? i think felicity jones is a total qt 3.14

Felicity jones is worshipped because she's the only beautiful woman in britain.

it's more a lack of accompanying legs

because she went the easy way and got cosmetic surgery

even when they don't go retard crazy like kim k, fake asses look wrong

Our Brit slags can be top quality in a trash way.

Trashy slags with brit accent (any kind) can be hot in a weird way.

By Brit, I guess you mean londoner accent. Scottish accents on slags make them look like pigs in dresses.

Why are German men good but German women so ugly?

idk man. that qt from chvrches sounds angelic with her scottish accent

Ara

Because you're a homo.


I thought she was irish. Guess not lol/

no such thing

Germans have very angular heads, thus the WW2 nickname "boxhead". It makes the men look masculine but as a downside so do the women.

hi

I ukrainian woman living in USA

yes slavic men are ugly and have small penis. i like american men more.

Can someone post a picture of Nataliya, or give me a link to her blog? I need a picture for that "Ultimate QT Infograph" thing.

I heard she likes big black cock.

Plz I just want like one pic of her
I know you have them, cunt

post your pic please.

>boxhead
i see, certainly their head looks like a rock or box.
they can destroy any tank by their head hahaha

It's the same reason why german men are pretty amd girls are ugly.

Literally Dr. Strangelove irl, never thought about that.

slavic women are whores though

source. russian

but slav men has good looks than japanese men desu

Fas

Too little test

Fuck off, Irish immigrant. Here's an ideal woman for you.

I like your slags. I like sluts in general.

It's like Asians

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literally in reddit

anyway, it's far better than island gooks who are so goddamn ugly regardless of gender.

She's T H I C C!!

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>Russian women pretty

Most of them really aren't. Dozen of 10/10 supermodels from Moscow aren't an accurate representation of all Russian women.

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Shhhh, you're not supposed to tell them that

Pretty russian guy is here. Ask your answers.

I agree. Slavic women are probably the filthiest whores out there. So many prostitutes in western Europe are from Slavic countries. So many strip clubs are filled with Slavic sluts dancing on the poles. and so many pornstars are from slavic countries too

This slit-eyed gook speaks the truth.

Lies

Ok, at least I'm not so fat unlike you.

I weigh 117 lbs, try again sweetie

I wanted to refute you, but I googled "handsome Russian men" and the results were... not very optimal.

The best looking men there are not even russians...

Have you tried googling "skinny american"?

Have you tried googling "unfunny australian"?

Ewan Mcgregor cheekily sneaking in there bottom left.

Bloke next to him is a British actor too - Alex Pettyfer,

Here

I guess you know who are those people

The beauty of Russian women is largely meme. You judge according to the model and the wives of oligarchs on entire nation.

sauce

thought that was Saoirse Ronan 2bh

To be fair there is russian joke
>A man just has to be a little bit more attractive than a monkey
BTW, i don't think that russians are ugly (and i'm not a slav, but an asian), they just dont worry about their appearance. Cause you know, even a joke meaning is "your behavior bore important than look"

The reptilians erased all trace from sauce.

In Russia, to take care of their appearance is considered to be gay. If you're gay then it is worse, worse than hell.

It's exaggeration, surely it may seem as gay if you are visiting beauty-salon, shaving legs or making plastic surgery.
But you have point, handsome man that care of their appearance can be considered somehow self-centred or narcissistic

In any case, it is considered a sign of gay. Being gay in Russia is literally worst. Any Russian fears gay.

Because of face/head features of russians that more likely for woman, and boys here doesn't look after themselfes, it considered gay.
t. grill

>Also, why are the women not getting the fuck out of eastern Europe?
Because leaving a poor nation is difficult, obviously

many EE women who try to get jobs in west europe get lured into sex slavery from human traffickers. most don't have the money to travel anywhere

were just average white guys, just poor. if western euros were poor they will be considered just as ugly unlike arabs and africans who still are considered hot.further proof that white men are the ugliest sex and the only reason they atract women based on a fat wallet
still doesn't work on our women lel, 1 in 5 white women in america has an interracial child

I still can't get over how bulgarian posters defend kicking their animals with full force with "the animals are tough enough"

go to bed already, fat neet

It's because of masculinity, male and female population proportions, and cost.

Basically russian women are taught to act feminine, this itself is a step above W Europe and America.

Secondly, there are more females in East Europe than Males.

The third is due to the men being poor and not able to waste money on cosmetic care items. Also these men are very masculine so they don't really give a fuck about how they look, since most women find a husband based on job.

Tacitus is indeed interesting. He does conclude Veneti should be considered Germanic, due to their culture being more similar to that of Germanic peoples. But the natural question then arises – what was it that nevertheless made him think of their relatedness to the Sarmatae? If their culture was closer to Germanic peoples, what else but language (and possibly religion?) could make him think of them as Sarmatians?

>the answer is: because Sarmatians also looked like orcs. This is attested by Tacitus elsewhere.. First off the Sarmatian character in this sense was part morally (they are thieves) but also physical "because of intermarrying" they obtained Sarmatian "vile" Asiatic characteristics.

So there's your answer.

>there are more females in East Europe than Males.
nah, other way around. with the internet lots of women get foreign bf and leave so theres more men than women until +40 years reach and thats were the majority women thing starts

Yeah, you're hurtful to look. Please kill yourself. ^-^
You shouldn't be born from the beginning.

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you also have to remember that females live longer than males, and you still have a chunk of the WW2 population still alive, where men were wiped the fuck out and women remained in decent numbers, which skews Russia's overall ratio to look more female, when in reality it's mostly because the babushkas from ww2 throw it off

Oh my bad, but my comments on masculinity still stand.
Masculine men don't need to give a fuck, and feminine women should care how they look, because they're taught this from a young age it affects the OP's question.

I mean, a lot of dudes in our country don't put on cosmetics, and they don't get the reputation that slavic men get. Maybe because eastern europe has gotten fucked so many times by war, that the men who reproduced most were the most brutish, and the women the most beautiful. I'm really defiling their history by saying that though.

In slavian world, woman should be the most feminine, man should be the most brutal.

Blame the ancient churkas. Look take the face of a random german, now take the face of some rabid chechen from the caucasus. Merge the two in photoshop, keep the churka hair, what do you get?

thank me later

Contrasts to America where both men and women are pretty.