Yo Sup Forums this thing grew over my stairs in the last week...

Yo Sup Forums this thing grew over my stairs in the last week. It used to be white and shiny but recently has become kinda grey and has a black thing growing inside it that wasn't there before. What is this thing?

A Nigger being born. Run before it tries collecting welfare and promoting the BLM movement.

Embrace your new overlord.
Resistance will on make it hurt more.

Learn how to use the focus feature on your camera

Take a better picture faggot

Sorry, only got phone camera. I have a few more tho

Some sort of fungi maybe, I want a tissue sample.

That's a cocoon.

Spiders, jack ass...

Eat it, if you die it means thats kinda poisonous

Dubs has spoken

should i poke it?
what's gonna come out of it?
pls no

Throw it out, never look back. He's not your problem anymore.

take a better picture you fucking imbecile.

Hey Michael J. Fox take a better picture you fuckass

hey fuckface use the 4K camera

eat it

Alright, hang on. It doesn't look much different irl tho, it's very shiny

Hoping for bugs.

If trips stick your dick in it

How big is this thing??

If dubs, videotape yourself poking it open something.

I do not take responsibility for possible venomous spiders inside biting you

>This

Looks like one of these fuckers
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm

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If you destroy it now and it is an egg sac, the spiders won't be fully formed and will not be able to attack.

OP is kill?

nope, i got a few more pictures, will post in a second
very tiny, about ten centimeters wide.
i'd rather not

>tiny
> TEN CENTIMETERS WIDE SPIDER EGGSACK

poke that shit

Hurry the fuck up with pics it look like a blue dragon egg

just poked it with a ruler, it has sort of a papery and soft surface, easy to wound. It now has a few cuts where i poked it but i didn't get to it's interior

Hurry up An alien is going to pop out of that shit and eat what's left of your brain

get a knife and stab it

Set it on fire

It looks kinda like a dirtdobber nest

Squeeze it inside your anus please

it's likely an enteridium or allied species of slime mold

harmless, though it will eventually release spores if allowed to grow to maturity

eat it faggot

how big is it?? put something next to it so we get a sense of scale

Op is so fucking dirty he has mold growing on his stairs good job

He said it was ~10 cm

Hit it with a sledgehammer, takes care of everything

that can only backfire
seriously considering this
just googled that and not really
no
how do i stop it from growing?
no

God dammit, he should nuke the damn thing already

Get one of those long lighters and a can of axe or some flammable spray and end that shit.

Turn off the fucking black light, you imbecile.

Make a hole and stick your erect penis in it

Just fucking burn every thing in a mile's radius

ah, didnt see that
thanks

you get a ventilation mask, gloves, and try to scrape it off the wood at the base. Throw that thing in the garbage with multiple bags containing it.

Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire!!

WTF is that fluorescent powder behind it op??

scrape it off and dispose of it

slime molds aren't the same as fungal molds, they're aggregates of protists that form on release of a chemical signal, so removing the body should remove enough of them to prevent the remaining individuals forming a noticeable colony

bleach or any antimicrobal cleaner would also be effective

also it's unusual that they'd form in your house, seeing as they prefer rotting wood; I'd check that paneling behind it for signs of decay if I were you

if dubs you set it on fire

Eat it

>Get a knife
>Put it on the fire for some minutes
>With the flaming red blade of the knife stab it

Or just throw a bunch of matches at it.

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yes
is it normal for that enteridium or slime mold thing to have black things growing inside it?
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ok

I'm pretty sure when blue Flubber starts growing on your floor, you are required by Sup Forums rules to throw it at the wall and watch it ricochet around uncontrollably breaking all your furniture in a hilarious montage.

now we wait

win

the only thing to do it this

>pic related

oh shit,, what would happen if i do burn it?
just a flashlight

it's very common, It's either aethalium (final spore-producing phase) formation or (more likely) sclerotium synthesis as a result of poor hydration/nutrition

You have fucking mold everywhere, your house needs to be fumigated if it hasn't based itself in all the wood, in which case your residence needs to be condemned and demolished.

FIRE IT UP!

Cut it open, then burn it. For science!

slime mold isn't the same as fungal mold

nor does it have the toxicity or destructive capacity of fungal mold

at worst it'll leave discoloration on the paneling if allowed to grow to the aethelial phase

Nigga it's probably an alien egg or something fucking burn it before whatever comes out kills you

>enteridium
Bullshit. I see the blue from the black light.

nothing unpleasant would happen

it hasn't produced its spores yet, and can't until it reaches maturity, so the protists would die and that'd be the end of it

Just fucking scoop it into a jar real quick.
Then take it outside to destroy.

Have you guys never been in an attic? It's just sap from untreated wood.

aw hell no
ok, so i'm starting to seriously consider burning it but i want to make sure it's not like a fucking nest of spiders or some shit. how do?

Set your fist on fire and punch it

I'm almost certain it's not, spider egg sacs generally have a network of fibres surrounding the central body on all sides, as well as being almost pure white

enteridium on the other hand have a trail on the upward-facing end where it slid downward before affixing fully, as exhibited in and pic related

You don't, you either burn it or let it grow
do it faggot, its mold, and its everywhere, you should burn the whole stairs as well

It is a nest of fucking spiders and believe me it's already too late its gonna be gross

Lol at all the people saying it's fucking MOLD. Read all of OPs posts and pics

>put matches around it
>burn it

Is not that hard OP stop being a pussy, calcine that fungi.

It's mold OP, but make sure you burn it...

oh ok that's a relief
dont lie to me user
how do i do that, it's on the wall
i googled how to set my fist on fire and i dont think im ready

Set it on fire

this is gonna be good

Set it on fire and then sit on it

Look for enteridium on youtube, you will see that ita just a slime mould

dubs and you pop it

Scrape it off, into a bucket. Then put it on concrete, pour lighter fluid or other flammable liquids over it, apply fire.

Seriously, how old are you? Do you need an adult to help you out?

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