NZ/New Zealand thread.
NZ/New Zealand thread
Elijah Scott
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Jeremiah Brown
bit early
Gavin Howard
Thought I would try, baby.
Matthew Price
whats everyone doing on this shithaus tuesday night.
>pic related
my dinner.
Oliver Williams
I work for Geonet, a government agency which monitors earthquakes in New Zealand.
Things are going crazy at the moment. The earthquake that hit on Monday morning is an incredibly unusual sequence. We've never seen anything like it in New Zealand. Initially we saw two simultaneous severe earthquakes (Magnitude 6.2 and 7.5 respectively) on opposite sides of the country, which shook for approximately 2 minutes, followed by aftershocks across the country of varying magnitude. The sizes and frequencies of the aftershocks are unique among existing data.
Currently Geonet is not allowed to make any public statements without government approval as they don't want us to spark a panic. The problem is that there is a high probability (our best guesses say at least 70% chance) of the Alpine fault unzipping. If this was to unzip, it would destroy Wellington and possibly Christchurch. The problem is we cannot evacuate the cities just because an earthquake "might" happen, especially since we have never observed such an event and so there is a lot of uncertainty in our models.
The fault unzips every 100 to 350 years, and the last time it did was 299 years ago. When it ruptures, we expect an earthquake of magnitude 8.5-9.5, however it would cause much more destruction than a usual quake of this size since Wellington lies on many connected faults faults.
The expected death toll of an unzipping is between 1000-50,000 depending on the severity.
I know this sounds like bullshit but if any anons here live in Christchurch or Wellington I'd strongly suggest you move to another city as soon as possible.
If an unzipping event does occur it will likely be within a few months to a year. You should not take for granted that the aftershocks stop. If you value your life you seriously need to get the fuck out of Wellington.
Michael Parker
This was posted over on Sup Forums you naughty boy.
Christopher Diaz
why were we even born on this God forsaken island?
Lincoln Smith
pretty cool, kinda hope this happens.
Carson Thomas
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Gabriel Phillips
>i hope 50,000 people die
Carson Perry
checkem
Adam Harris
my cousin works for Nintendo and he confirmed this
Hunter White
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Isaiah Ward
So apparently this idea isn't total bullshit.
Easton Jenkins
The next big one will be in Southern Japan in two weeks. NZ will be alright for another four years or so.
Cooper Parker
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Adrian Myers
Im in wellington, well if we are going to die any babes wanna have a quickie? haha jokes the misses would kill me before the quick does!! RIP
Landon Campbell
Quake*
Asher Gutierrez
Did you consult the oracles?
Jose Gray
the supermoon is huge tonight.
Michael Mitchell
Why are IDs even gone?
Carson Reyes
Hey! do not waste food!
Jaxson Gray
I'm currently in Wellington and was awake on Sunday night for the big one. It scared the shit out of me. Luckily I'm only here until the end of the week, although I still have family in the city.
Asher Thomas
Ask quercy. she's usually always up for some anal
Brayden Johnson
Can't see shit because of clouds, fuck this.
Justin Perez
Dumping
Jaxon Williams
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Aaron Foster
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Wyatt Walker
They were here for a very short time. What the fuck are you even talking about? What good were they? Who cares? Stupid faggot.
Jack Cook
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Liam Mitchell
just ignore him
Jacob Reyes
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Colton Young
Sauce?
Elijah Murphy
damn, source? sexy af
Jacob Jenkins
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Bentley Gray
Maaaaaaaaate
Ryder Richardson
when will we wake up and realise that trump was right about them all along?
Benjamin Thomas
the fault unzips,hehe
Christian Walker
Aroha from papanui, was leaked on a private chat on facebook
Hunter Davis
i put on my robe and wizard hat
Anthony Gutierrez
Timaru reporting in
Thomas Hall
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Jack Cooper
damn, nice. dump any more you got
Connor Cox
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Hudson Martin
about 3 years ago
Brayden Fisher
100% cleans sinus
Oliver Jackson
Oh baby, that's it.
Jackson Brown
Got a movie but I'm on my iPhone so can't convert it to webm
Aiden Ross
Christchurch Tuning in
Luis Collins
keked
Gavin Martinez
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Gabriel Bailey
timmaz represent boii
Jack Smith
where is this?
Landon Gonzalez
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Cooper Lewis
*unzips*
Jeremiah Baker
The mount
Josiah Murphy
dump it here: BGIFeZw
Bentley Garcia
Downtown Wellington
Julian Wood
timmaz hard
Christopher Nguyen
well memed m8
Nathaniel Jackson
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Andrew Richardson
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Easton Martinez
lol Wellington geologist here. GNS does all the seismic monitoring, geonet is just the website they use to provide info.
Austin Jones
drop dat vid bro
Josiah Flores
Just a reminder about you Kiwi boys having some of the most amazing smelling cocks I have ever smelled.
Especially this hot beefy rugby boy from Canterbury.
Landon Cook
My Dad works for Apple he confirmed it's true.
David Phillips
Saskia Roeske models at
Aaron Thompson
>Wellington geologist here
I'm actually considering majoring in Geology at university. Just one question, do they let you fuck the rocks?
Brandon Watson
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Adrian Rivera
POST "YEA I AM BABY" IF YOU'RE HERE!
Ayden Morris
good fucking job hirosmoot
Anthony Parker
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Brayden Martinez
Fuck me is New Zealand a real place? I thought it was like a joke Aussies told tourists
Levi Foster
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Leo Harris
She is not Aroha from Papanui, faggot. She is just some cam whore from Hawaii.
Colton Walker
>
i will figuratively cuck you
Dylan Rivera
This is a goodie
Andrew Williams
You cant cuck me when your wearing the cage
Caleb Clark
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Jonathan Gray
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Samuel Anderson
See
All her vids are there.
is a faggot.
Jacob Peterson
nudes thread? anyone got palmy girls
Logan Scott
nudesfags fuck off to your own thread
Carson Evans
Nudesfags are welcome here. Just walk around them, it's not hard.
Christian Walker
i've been hiding their posts for months. just ignore them
Oliver James
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Jackson Barnes
+1 for palmy girls
Carson Hughes
banana lvl nz pride m8
Daniel Davis
Jeremiah Cox
Why is this guy so asspained about NZ?
Evan Bell
got cucked by sheep
Jace Jenkins
no, cucked me hard. Licked them a bunch though
Ayden Nguyen
,
got more?
Jonathan Williams
Most cucked website ever. A bunch of failures who couldn't hack it bitching like it's NZ's fault.
Michael Perry
ride the lightning nigga. I had evac alarms in my ear all night.
Sure you can go claim ptsd from the "planet earth made me nervous" fund.
Gavin Gonzalez
fuck up n8
Hunter Ramirez
Who?
Brody Cruz
nah, fucking faggots.
"ohhhh the ground moved".
How fucking terrible.
I know, I'll build my house on a fault, then cry when it moves and rape the eqc.
......bu......bu....but my driveway cracked, so now i'm stressed........let's keep taxes up to pay for it.
Isaiah Davis
something, something, wise man, rock. something, something sand.
even the browns put their marae's on high, solid ground.
God dam that pesky mother nature.