Objectively what do you think he was thinking?

Objectively what do you think he was thinking?

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Probably wasn't thinking at all.

Most fatal injuries, especially ones like being crushed, will knock you unconscious and you'll suffocate or bleed out while unconscious.

Wow I am a dumbass for running myself over. I deserve this death.

>"I hope I don't shit myself"

That's what I would be thinking, at least

For the love of God, beam me up!

"Why didn't I just move to the left or right?"

"I drive."

he was thinking about who would play him in his inevitable biopic

Disbelief mixed with shame that this is how it ends

>why is my car attacking me!?

In Mother Russia, man crush car!

felicity

I CAN'T DOO ZAT I CAN'T DOO ZAT

>Did i activate truecrypt on my hard drives?

probably a mixture of denial and being overwhelmed by pain

user. Theres no stopping that from happening. There is no dignity in death.

In Soviet Russia, car totals you!

And the Darwin Award goes to...

Yeah i didnt understand how he managed it. It didnt run him over. It hit him from behind and pinned him againts a brick thingy that he had at the end of his driveway. Probably loke on of those brick things with the light on top. He eas on jis way to see someonr or do somthing but i dont remember what.

>71177777

I VISH I HED ZE TRANSPORTER

Trying to think of his desert island band.

JOOST FUCK ZAT SHET UP

Say I go on a full body cleanse 3 days before I die, then like 6 hours before I die, I get an enema?

Check and mate

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Mr Spock here, stop making fun or I will attack you.

kys newshit

Probably something along the lines of "HELP FUCKIN HELP SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE"

What a shit way to die. Fuckin sucks.

it was a mob hit

In Soviet Russia you two faggots should go back to R3ddit.

>tfw a qt dies

>tfw you've been in multiple situations where you genuinely thought you were going to die.

A mixture of comedic apathy and disbelief that you can really die this way.

The one thing you don't think about is dying, every part of your brain is working in overdrive to think of ways to save you. So, death only becomes peaceful once you drift into the black. It's only in hindsight, upon waking, that you can remember how you felt slipping away.

Shouldn't have bought a jeep

*record frame*
*screen scratch*

Yep me that

Probably you wondering how I got here

Well to figure thar

*dies*

Well I'm thinking that's nice of the coroner to lie like that.

Normies need their lies.

did I leave the stove on

THEN WHO WAS CAR!?

What a nonsensical and queer post. I will stay here, whereas you will be gone when summer ends.

>balding
>qt

Only correct answer.

>I don't wanna fuckin die!

>not liking high test men

do you even homo?

Why didn't I run away in a serpentine fashion?

>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

>i hope no one looks through my unforgivable porn folder

Fuck this guy.
Known for nothing but Chekov.
Dumb enough to leave a car in neutral on an incline.
If there's any luck, this will kill another NuTrek sequel.

Shut up you jelly belly he was great in odd thompson and all he did was ever good! fuck you!!

High testosterone doesn't cause balding, dihydrotestosterone (DHT) causes balding. DHT is produced by testosterone so there is a link, but every man has DHT in his blood.

Every man's hair will thin as he gets older, but the rate of the thinning is determined by how sensitive his scalp hair follicles are to DHT.

One of the major factors which cause DHT sensitivity is cortisol levels (and general poor health). Cortisol is a stress hormone created by feelings of low social rank and fear.

Most nu-males have a high level of cortisol which makes them bald.

Underrated post

well then.

i still think he was a qt :,(

Beam me up Scotty

If South Park taught us anything it's that you're only properly dead when you violently shit yourself.
If he didn't then he's now a disembodied ghost.

In Soviet Russia, niggers don't exist and you can walk the streets safely at night!

>"Beam me up, mr. Spock "

>you will die instantly when a plane depressurises

kek, this is the best lie they spin to make the victim's families feel better

>I should have spent more time arguing about movies with adolescent boys and autistic man-children on an online japanese cartoon image board.

Why was he assassinated?

>His Jeep was among those Fiat Chrysler models under a recall notice for transmission errors leading to unintended rolling; while the initial recall had begun before Yelchin's death, no affected vehicles had yet been repaired.

Things like that happen a lot. Fucking car companies.

Which ways have you nearly died that have been so comedic?

Coroners are shit. My mom never smoked in all her life, was never in a smoking environment, and they listed her death from pneumonia as caused by life-long smoking.

as another unlucky user i can confirm

my car was sliding down the highway backwards at 70mph a few months ago and my thoughts were "is this really fucking happening AGAIN"

>by life-long smoking.

maybe it meant cock smoking

GABAGOOL

burn in hellllll

ebin memes guize XD

>you will die instantly when a plane depressurises
How would this even work? Sure you might get knocked out but you wouldn't die instantly

So now that the dust has settled, do we all agree this was the work of the Illuminati/Jews?

W-who was that large nosed man in my drivers seat....

In Soviet Russia, Reddit goes back to you.

>challenger
That was some fucked up shit when I learned the truth. I can see why they try to keep it quiet.

"This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"

Did they die a slow horrible death? I thought they instantly blew up.

No but you'd lose consciousness pretty quickly

All of the oxygen packs on their suits had been tripped, which wouldn't have happened if they'd all died during the explosion.

They died during a botched splashdown attempt either from impact, suffocation, or something more fun from being stuck in a flaming bridge from a drowning shuttle.

Set a stopwatch for 1 minute. Recall all of those things you'd really wish you'd said and done before time is up.

ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Their part was intact, and the explosion wouldn't have been sufficient to kill them or knock them unconscious.

They were awake and alert for the two minute trip down to the water, completely unable to act, trapped in their chairs watching the water get closer and closer.

did you have a stroke halfway through typing this?

>DON'T TELL HARRY!

Found the cunny poster!

Wait, how did he die?

The official line covered up that the cockpit probably survived the explosion intact.
That being the case, the likely scenario that investigators suggested was that if they weren't badly injured from being rattled around after the explosion they would almost definitely have died from massive trauma from the impact on the ocean.

Imagine that, those few seconds of seeing some of your crew mates possibly being bashed around like ragdolls only to be torn apart yourself from the impact with the sea. That's a horrible way to go.

...

>those few seconds
They were really high up, user.

>The cabin hit the surface 2 minutes and 45 seconds after breakup, and all investigations indicate the crew was still alive until then.

>What's less clear is whether they were conscious. If the cabin depressurized (as seems likely), the crew would have had difficulty breathing. In the words of the final report by fellow astronauts, the crew “possibly but not certainly lost consciousness,” even though a few of the emergency air bottles (designed for escape from a smoking vehicle on the ground) had been activated.

>The cabin hit the water at a speed greater than 200 mph, resulting in a force of about 200 G’s — crushing the structure and destroying everything inside. If the crew did lose consciousness (and the cabin may have been sufficiently intact to hold enough air long enough to prevent this), it’s unknown if they would have regained it as the air thickened during the last seconds of the fall. Official NASA commemorations of “Challenger’s 73-second flight” subtly deflect attention from what was happened in the almost three minutes of flight (and life) remaining AFTER the breakup.

well there have to be a few seconds after the explosion when you're just free falling and your ears are ringing you catch a view of the ocean through the spinning cockpit windows and you are at peace, like "fuck, guess we didnt make it, love you senpai" and then SLAM, straight through to the other side.

>"They killed me to boost interest on their new Star Trek™ movie."
>"I'll be seeing you soon Heath Ledger."

he was thinking
>tfw fell for the "buy American" meme

>irrelevant in life, legend in death
wew

this to be honest famalamas.

>parking on an incline
>not applying the handbrake

>There's a coincidence today. On this day 390 years ago, the great explorer Sir Francis Drake died aboard ship off the coast of Panama. In his lifetime the great frontiers were the oceans, and an historian later said, "He lived by the sea, died on it, and was buried in it." Well, today we can say of the Challenger crew: Their dedication was, like Drake's, complete.
>The crew of the space shuttle Challenger honored us by the manner in which they lived their lives. We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."
What did he mean by this?

I wonder if his family will sue

CAPTAIN I...

>Probably loke on of those brick things with the light on top. He eas on jis way to see someonr or do somthing but i dont remember what.
How many fingers am I holding up user

Yes yes, very good car, very good...

HOWEVER...

Nigger memes are dumb.

You don't get out of a car on an incline without pulling the handbrake. He should have pulled the handbrake

what kind of retard gets run over by his own car

this is some darwin award shit

Yea this. I almost died from anaphylaxis. (I would have died had I not been found)

I had at least 3 or 4 minutes where I collapsed once, got back up and walked several yards, collapsed again, then finally rolled over and lost consciousness. I knew something was wrong and I needed to get help, but there was no sense of panic.

The kind of retard who doesn't engage the handbrake when on an incline.