My boss just told me she can't pay me until my next scheduled paycheck, which is Black Friday. I'm short $350 on my rent, because of it, and I have until the end of the week to pay.
Anyone have ideas on how I can earn that money? Is a payday loan an option? I really can't miss this payment; I'll get evicted, isn't the first time it's happened. Can any Sup Forumsros help me out?
Someone is going to end up getting fucked by the end of this tale
Donate plasma
Sue them
Can't you fucking cuck retard, look up the law before you spout dumb shit with zero knowledge
Yeah it's me
Got a tatoo, my state doesnt have regulations, so I have to wait like a year
Put an add on Craigslist to fuck older women. I know how that sounds but it's very doable. Downside is the money becomes addicting and easy and i can't stop bro.
Yeah my wife wouldn't be game for that. I don't want her to klnow about the work thing
Wait, so your boss won't pay you...until the date on which you are supposed to be paid?
That seems pretty fucking normal. Maybe you should have not been a huge fucking failure and budgeted some of your last paycheck for your rent.
If you don't want her to know about it then don't tell her about either. Make a secret email you could get rid of if need be. Schedule shit away from where you live and don't tell her. Im telling you a few dates a month you can have just about anything, except the outside 2 you had before
Prostitute your wife out to one of your friends.
Use a combination of Seduction and their feelings of guilt agaisnt them. Blackmail them after if possible
Its unlikely that they will evict you for missing one payment, give them what you have with a promise for the rest when you get your paycheck
sell your computer
if dubs sell your computer
Lol, even if this was a script or something I chuckled.
His dubs have dictated your next move OP
Look for other work immediately. Keep you mouth shut at work.
I made that mistake 10 yrs ago in a previous job. Boss missed payments regularly. In the end, I lost out on 20 weeks of holiday pay, Superannuation, etc.
There's nothing you can do to fix this, leave whilst you can.
I've been behind frequently because she's paid me late several times. LL getting sick of it.
THinking about it, but i'd really like to not..
No friends, sorry m8
No, they're behind on my paycheck, so in 2 weeks, I'll get 2 paychecks pretty much. Yeah naw, I'd rather be homeless tbh
its either your pc or your ass you have to sell one
>dubs command
lmao I'd show my ass, but my wife dropped our phone in the toilet this morning, so nothing to take a pic with. Here are her tits from a thread last week i guess?
Have wife bang landlord for a little extra time on rent
Well, when your wife leaves you because you can't pay the fucking bills on time, I bet you'll reconsider. It will be too late at that point.
Explain your situation either to your boss or landlord or both.
One will understand and help you out.
>hi im just a really nice guy
>[insert sob story]
>???
>profit
Lmao, yeah nice try, druggo
How about you stop spending your money on dope and save some god damn money? You shouldn't ever have to rely on a paycheck to pay for rent or other needs.
Dont be a little bitch and demand your pay at the regular date.
I tried, nothing
Thanks!
I'm not, but thanks
You're a white straight man?
The late fee to your landlord is likely to be substantially less than the fees of a payday loan place.
Talk to them. They may not be happy, but the hassle of a late rent check is much less than the hassle of finding a new tenant. They'll work with you.
I sure am
I'll try again, they seemed pretty adamant.
you know banks offer a 1000$ limit so if you go past 0$ you can go until -$1000 so go get that it only cost 5$ if you use it and you can pay them back.
B-but, with all that privilege.. how can this happen desu?
Well, you should sell something for now I guess
Bad credit, I don't think I can get a signature loan. I used to work at a credit union, but I'll look more into it. Thanks user
Yeah well white privilege doesn't exist when everyone here is white.
Just borrow the money from someone you know, you fucking retard
Yy
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>fucking retard
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I don't know what shitty mom and pop company you work for, but it's time to quit....
I would look for other employment and in the meantime, do the barest fucking minimum, just enough to not get you into trouble and that's it.
I would also demand an extra paycheck worth for the inconvenience or threaten legal action. So next pay period, you should receive 3 paychecks worth of pay.
There are various lawyers that work for free (to you) that represent poor employees getting illegal fucked by their employers. Try to talk to one.
Rent, you can usually pay late, of course they'll tack an extra penalty onto it, but 3 paychecks worth should fix that. And tell your landlord what happened.
If you're too chickenshit to ask for another paycheck for the inconvenience at the very least they should give you enough extra to pay for any late fees your landlord has charged.
But above all, it's time to find another job. You aren't doing charity volunteer work, you're employed, you should get paid.
Your post was unclear. Are you saying that your employer has SKIPPED one of your paychecks because they can't afford it? In that caseOr are you saying that your company cannot pay you before payday, which is super fucking normal. I don't know any employer that would pay you early just because you're financially behind.
They do have various payday loan places that will front some money upfront in exchange for your next paycheck. You may only get like 60-75% what your check is worth though.
First off, find a better job and then just quit. Don't give 2 weeks notice. Just fucking quit.
Second, I can't figure out how you'd make $350, but try dumpster diving for food. You will have no food bill for a long time.
The former
The area job market is bad, we don't have enough to move yet. We've been trying to save for a year, but not much luck on our part. Lots of unforeseen expenses
You clearly don't know how overdraft charges work, which are an arm and a leg these days.
It's like 40 bucks tacked on to each purchase while negative and 15 bucks each day you're negative. Given this situation once you are a few hundred dollars negative it becomes a *very* difficult situation to correct.
Maybe it isn't that way outside of America, but that is certainly the procedure here.
Really any late fees for late rent or late bills would be far less than driving your account negative to pay them on time.
Bad job market
If you don't have $350 laying around you should honestly kill yourself
Payday is payday. Its the day you get paid.
If i have extra garbage, they pick it up on garbage day.
See how that works? No mention of suing the garbage company because they dont pick up whenever i feel the need.
Call your landlord, ask if they'll start randomly demanding money from you instead of that omg troublesome habit of waiting until the rent is actually due.
The job market is pretty bad but not super bad around here.
There are tons of staffing companies looking for workers for all kinds of factories. Mainly amazon. They pay $15/hr sometimes.
Yeah, I'd love to. I honestly love being poor, it's the fucking greatest.
>contribute or gtfo faggot
No I mean like, it's REALLY bad around here. I was raised in the area, only reason I'm stuck here. Average wage here is like 8.50.
nice bait faggot
What state do you live in? If nearby, I'll pay you $400 to let me fuck your wife in front of you. $500 if you cry.
Tell us more about your financial situation. If you have a woman working as well, then you should by no means have less than $1000 float money laying around.
Is your wife spending money on stupid shit? How much rent do you pay? What area? Do you have kids draining your bank? What car do you drive?
I'm sure there are plenty of common sense solutions you can apply to have a better financial situation.
And for god's sake quit that shitty job and go work in a factory or something.
Same as here, but factory jobs are hiring this time of year. Even though they are seasonal, it's a good idea to get in on it now.
Kek, northwest.
And nah, my wife's out of the picture, not into that cuck craze
Well wife just had a baby, so she stopped working 4 months back. Rent is 775 + util, Northwest US, Car is paid off. No factory in a reasonable driving distance.
Start looking for another job. Never heard of a job that can't pay it's employees
Got any prescription drugs? Start dealing, easy money
>Pic related, best benzo (No, fuck your Xanax BS)
I'm pretty sure he has a car that he has to make payments on (a standard feature of the chronically poor). Every car I drove was a 1000 dollar beater (well, a Japanese beater like 15 years old so still reliable) up until I had a bit of money, than I threw about 5k down on a car. NEVER have a car payment until you have like over 100k a year. It's just financially retarded, you know, back in the 90s people didn't constantly buy more car than they can afford. That's why so many millenials live with parents. They want to drive a car made within the last 3 years and shell out 50%+ of their income for it at exorbitant interest. Usually it winds up getting repossessed too so they wind up with nothing to show for it.
That and he's probably the type that chronically buys shit on credit, which is also becoming the American way. The average Chinese citizen is wealthier than the average American these days because they may only have a net worth of a few hundred, but your average American is up to their eyeballs in debt. If you can't afford it today, you likely can't afford it tomorrow either. Live within your means. Save up for all big purchases and pay cash for it.
If you're a good driver, don't have full coverage insurance (and this goes along with paying cash for your car), that shit is so expensive you're basically rebuying your car every 6 months.
Common sense stuff that the latest generation of Americans seems to have forgotton.
Also, food from restaurants and fast food has nearly doubled in the last decade when groceries have actually *went down* in cost. Prepare your own meals, and make extra each time so you're making about 4 meals worth of food (there will be times where you don't feel like preparing your meals). Bring your lunch to work.
Alpha blockers? lmao thats it
Wow that fucking sucks. Kiss your life goodbye dude. Just hope she doesn't cheat on you with some nigger and demand lifetime alimony+child support. That is the norm for most relationships these days.
What state do you live in? There's plenty of jobs in Seattle.
He said his car was paid off. My car only cost $1500. It's not smart to spend more than 5k on a car.
>That's why so many millenials live with parents.
Not exactly. It's because moving out is the price of a good used car or more, and then you have to make money wherever you move to, which is easier said than done given the economy.
The economy is also getting worse. The best jobs I can find are seasonal or temp only. Most jobs here are $8/hr.
>If you're a good driver, don't have full coverage insurance (and this goes along with paying cash for your car), that shit is so expensive you're basically rebuying your car every 6 months.
Also wrong. I had lots of coverage and it came through for me 3 times in a row. Recouped the car's value 3 times over after a flood and tree accident. Well worth it.
This is good advice too for the chronically poor. There's many things that are hard to officially diagnose so if you don't look like a scumbag (the most important part, never mention drug usage to a doctor and look respectable, if you're all tatted and pierced they'll never prescribe anything worthwhile) and keep complaining of the symptoms, they eventually have to give you the good shit which retails for a lot.
Fibromyalgia, ADD, anxiety, and chronic pain (back pain is hard to diagnose) will get you the good shit.
They'll often try softer options at first (they must rule out all the lesser options first) and it may require 3 to 4 visits before they start to give you the shit that actually works and is worth money.
Stop renting and buy a house like a normal person.
I got:
F33.3 Major depressive disorder, recurrent
F51.3 Sleep disorders not due to a substance or known physiological condition
M47.8 Other spondylosis
F48.8 Other nonpsychotic mental disorders
I get 20mg x 6 oxycodone, 5mg x3 Valium, 10mg x2 Zolpidem/Ambien, and 300mg x3 Lyrica a day.
And Lorazepam 2.5mg x4 a day from another doctor.
It's easy money idd fam.
Who the fuck would you even sell it to?
I need your doctor. My doc is reluctant to give anything better than hydros.
I can't imagine a doc prescribing 120mg of oxy a day. It would be fucking paradise.
Drug addict friends, and friends of friends, I use wickr for all my biz, one 10mg zolpidem pill gives me 10 USD in my country. And I hate zolpidem, I justr take them cuz they are worth much, and my customer has a subscription on them, so they sell instant I get my new pack.
Well, my doc isn't that much of a fan, but I also got 4 discs in my back fucked, and pic related.
Hurts as hell walking, believe me I need that oxy. Btw, a 20mg oxy sell for 30 USD each, not even joking.
Got 40k USD saved up.
See if they have any plasma donation places near you.My place does the first 5 donations for 50 bucks a piece and after that the first donation of the week is 20 and the second is 45.
Dude, I got 3 fucked discs and my back and the best I get is hydro 5mg. Arthritic knees too. I also work a job that has me on my feet all day with constant heavy lifting, bending, and twisting. I only 30 hydro 5s a month and now he's telling me they should last 2 to 3 months....
So yeah, I'm in the same boat as you and honestly, I think you're more addicted to the high than needing them for pain.
Your dosage is way more than is commonly given to men dying of cancer. So yes, you're overprescribed, but I don't object. I think people in pain should be treated generously and compassionately.
You aren't around Indianapolis are you? If so I need the name of your doc.
Pain is individual and is also dosaged on heigh and weight, I'm very tall and semi-chubby.
I also got water in my knees, tolerance plays a big role as well.
And I'm a good speaker.
Your doc sucks, find a new one, you get pennies atm.
20mg oxy sells for 30 bucks? You're customers are getting ripped. But what pills go for is wildly variable by region and what hookups you have.
I'd always give .50 cents a mg for oxy. Granted, I usually find the guys who're in pain and not connected to the drug trade and deal with them direct rather than street dealers....
I've always heard .50 cents a mg is going rate on oxy. Less and customer has a clear advantage, more and dealer does. But naturally rates are higher if you're dealing with people with no connections and don't really know what the going rate should be.
Kill yourself and use your life insurance to pay the rent
You have a shitty doctor dude. Get a different one, or imply you'l get one who can help you with the pain if he doesn't cough up the good stuff.
Well, that's always a tight rope to walk, you gotta ask for more and they may see that as "drug seeking" behavior and stop giving you opiates altogether.
And I'll be real, anti-inflammatories work better for pain than opiate pain medicine, particularly on back pain or arthritis.
I DO use the pills to get high and 30 hydro 5s ARE gone in 24 hours, 48 tops.
But still, I'm well aware that 3 herniated discs and arthritic knees are worth a shit ton more meds than I'm getting. To say I'm getting lightly treated is the understatement of the century.
And I look as nerdy and square as possible. It's not a case of me looking like a drug user so he's cautious.
Alright, well thread got derailed, so I'm gonna go figure out what to do. Thanks for the advice everyone, I genuine appreciate it. If anyone else has suggestions (or if a richfag wanna just solve my problems) HMU.
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>wife has sexy AF feet
quit whatever job you have you faggot cuck. Are you honey dipping out houses or something? Like seriously are you doing it for the love of it? It's not an invoice it's a job.
You're a fucking retard bro
1 usd per mg is normal in the states I've heard. Here in Norway its about 1.5-2 usd per mg.
And extra since they are quick release and not extended release.
But yea they are a bit overpriced, but the dude always comes back, and I tell him sry I need about half myself when I'm running dry, but he still nags to my bone.
I'm not pushing, they are coming. I just tell them what date I get my new script and it all goes in auto-mode.
But you can't have that much of a pain if you can work? I'm the one who get the meds above.
I can barely walk 200m before I have to sit to recover from pain. I have housekeeping who cleans my floor etc since I can't even do that anymore, even on pain meds.
It's partially related to the opiate addiction, your body sends pain signals after a point to cause you to seek out more opiates.
And believe it or not, the type of injuries you have are far better if you keep moving and working physically. If you lead a sedentary life, those types of injuries get worse very quickly.
And something they don't tell you and isn't widely known about opiates is they cause retention of water in the joints which honestly causes MORE PAIN.
I love getting high on opiates but I do an oxy or H binge and my joints are in way worse pain than they were going without opiates the rest of the month.
Opiates are fun, but truth be told, not the best thing for joint pain.