So Sup Forums, i´m fucked up?

So Sup Forums, i´m fucked up?
I found a debit card on internet and tryied buying a Asus phone, but Amazon send me an e-mail saying that send my address to a "Accounts Specialists Team"
Am i going to fucking jail?
How fucked am i?

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its cancer, OP.

Enjoy your last moments of Sup Forums

Bye OP. Nice knowing you.

see you in 4 years

OP here, it counts if i´m not living in USA?

In 8-12 months you will be approached by a fraud representative from amazon who will tell you that you're being named a defendant in a lawsuit. If you keep fucking around before then, it's likely that the police will be the ones delivering this message, as well as arresting you.

haha ignore it and go on with your life

minimum

Throw the card away at a public trash can where there is no camera.

You dont know shit. Dont say shit. And god help you dont pretend you know how to say shit.

If you are emailed/called, ignore it. Only if you are named a defendant do you go to a lawyer.

If anything ever comes up, just tell them your friend was buying you a gift and allowed you to use his card. He trolled the fuck out of you by finding a pic on the net of his card.

ur done op it doesnt matter where you are a crime is a crime they'll contact the interpool if you are in europe

*pic on the net INSTEAD of his card.

Op here... So yes i´m very fucked up, so tell me what i can do before a nigger penetrate my anus and before i start enjoying

OP how fucking stupid are you?

I'm guessing very.

A lot, it was just fucking curiosity

So well, maybe someone can make my day transforming this thread to a YLYL?

At least tell me that it was a disposable email account attached to a disposable Amazon account that you've only logged into through a vpn/proxy and you had the shipping destination as a non-personal address... Right?

It was an fuck-ton old account, with the mail of fuck-ton years ago, using Tor and the destination i picked is my neighboor

Nope... [email protected]

And he don´t know about this

Just say you found it on an image on twitter, with the account saying something like the image you posted. Do not overreact, if push comes to shove, you'll just be banned from amazon, since you have not used the money, as well as, you were not the one leaking it.

Yeah, it was from Twitter but i think only i want now it´s laugh in a year saying "lol im stupid dumb fagget and i cannot buy at Amazon"

why amazon give you heads up so you can escape if you are guilty ?

It already is a YLYL thread. I've lost laughing at how fucking stupid you were to use a debit card you found on the internet with your own legit amazon account and your own legit email.

You may have been flagged for using TOR and if that's the case, this may be an investigation into if your account was hacked by someone behind TOR and it may have nothing to do with your activities at all. TOR nodes set off all sorts of red flags for any competent IT department.

this card has expired 5 months ago

Okay, and i´ll be trapped in maybe how time...?

Pic not related

>interpool
Kek

erase your hard disk and physically destroy it, get a new router and destroy the old one.

hide the remaining parts of your computer, when they find it tell them you haven't had the time to find a new HDD for it. also, your router just broke and you believe the kids that hang out in front of your house did things of their mobiles and kept looking at your house, laughing so you thought they would be on to something.

kek, just make another account by then, with different card, email, address and all. They won't wanna lose money and resources just to sue you since the image was on the internet, a lot more people have done the same, and suing all of them is just not feasible. Most likely you won't get a BBC in your anus yet, unfortunately

Well, unless you use 2 factor auth to log into your Amazon account, it will be hard to pin it on you. If you use 2 factor and get texts that you have to enter from your own phone to log in, that will be almost impossible to explain away. If that's not the case, just calm your tits because it'll be hard to prove your account wasn't hacked because you used the same email/password for another website that was compromised. Having it sent to a neighbor is difficult to play off but with everything else, it's circumstantial imo. Just calm your tits unless you get a court summons or something.

I fucking need to do that?
It´s a fucking expensive Laptop

well, i think it´s okay, thanks
if i gonna get trapped, i will make an hero in a livestream

Well, thank you all, i´ll wait for the Interpol
>impliyng they found me

Happened to me they just assume you've been hacked! If they contact you by email just say you haven't made any purchases recently, I went on live chat and asked why I'd received the email when I hadn't bought anything, and the person on live chat contacted account services for me, the order was removed and the hold on my account was lifted in like 24h

Don't worry OP, you will be fine. You weren't a fucking stupid moron and used your own amazon account or your own personal info to send it to yourself. When cops arrived just claim that someone must have shipped it to your address by mistake.

they have no proof so there is no crime.

Enjoy your new big anus then

what if interpool's closed

the eightball of truth has spoken

this OP, just pretend u didnt buy anything

That´s great, thank you, i will do that

you deserve it you parasitic sack of shit

typical trump voter.

Good. Fuck you. Earn your own money freeloader and enjoy getting ass fucked in jail.

kek'd

>good thru 6/16
am i missing something?

I will fucking enjoy, bitch

If they push that it came from your PC/ip just be like "ok yeah I had to reinstall Windows like a week ago because of a virus... So they hacked my Amazon account too I guess"

He found it on the internet

This is the correct answer. Do not talk to anyone - police included. Not your parents, not Sup Forums, not your best friend, ESPECIALLY not police under any circumstance. Destroy all evidence. Admit nothing. Don't make up a side-story. Don't say you didn't do it. Don't say anything. Do sign anything. Don't accept any calls. Don't reply to any emails.

The only person that should hear a word out of your mouth about any of this is your lawyer.

This is your best and only chance of getting away with ANY crime - from petty theft to 1st degree murder. Silence is your best weapon. The only person on your side is your lawyer. Everyone else just wants a conviction, and those who don't will not hesitate to spill their guts to any person in authority which is extremely bad because they're the ones that want the conviction - they don't want to help you. You're just a number to them, and they need a number to match to a crime regardless of who did it.

If it ships and they knock on your door to request a signature do not sign for it.

If they drop it off and leave, enjoy.

Then you're even more fucked. The US is pretty leinent with ID theft laws, other countries...not so much.

Any US citizen needs to watch this video. Yes, it's long. Yes, you're going to get assblasted in prison if you don't watch it. Just watch it, kids.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGgKLgVNfAo

yea man they will put you into jail for 25 years minimum, buying a phone is highly criminal

Whenever you order ANYTHING using a "questionable" card be sure to put a Post Office Box or a vacant neighbor's house down the street as the Drop Point.

Op please ignore other rats just do what I did whilst its still Amazon dealing with you