>spend a month in Europe >find out that all Western European men are weird, frightened little pussies, who get upset if you talk too loudly or get in their "personal space" >tfw European men literally remind me of sensitive American women
>it's normal for men to be more beta >less fat woman to skew the 1-10 scale
Wtf I could've been a normie out there
Aiden Cruz
Sorry we just couldnt handle you senpai
Xavier Jones
If u want to find real men go to eastern europe
Austin Collins
i've never seen this in fact going to america (well, to montreal) i saw much much more of that kind of people
Jonathan Hill
>spend a month in the United States of America >find out that all American men are loud, rude fatasses who get upset if you drink water or have sensible arguments >tfw American men literally remind me of Russian women
What the fuck did capitalism do to you guys?
Non-meme response: Americans are dull-witted tryhards who are unable to fathom thought. Specify which country you weren't in, at the very least.
Xavier Jackson
What really happened: >user arrives in Europe, expecting to be greeted all jovially because he is "wacky as hell" American™ >people ignore him because Europe is more than a zoo for Americans to oggle at >"golly gee, why ain't they noticing me :(? I guess I will just have to be louder? HELLO I AM FROM IOWA, PLEASE WHERE IS THE MONA LISA :)? BY THE WAY IS THE BIG BEN IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANOTHER COUNTRY :)))?" >"mister this is a museum, you will have to be quiet or you will be asked to exit our halls" >"FUCKING SOCIALIST SCUM ASKING ME TO BE QUIET, I WILL SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY HOWEVER I WANT TO SAY IT. REEEE you guys are like the american women at home that trigger me because I'm a virgin"
Parker Ortiz
All manliness was bombed out of Europe.
Brandon Rogers
They also have man purses there. topkek
Lincoln Rodriguez
Americans are loud and annoying when abroad. They are much nicer when they are in their own country.
Grayson Torres
so you were the typical american retard tourist and ppl avoided you what a shocker
These? They're called serviettes, and everyone has them for business. Nothing that cringe-worthy about them desu.
Evan Morgan
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Liam Morgan
BUT DUDE BRO that's like so feminine like why don't you have a like a big truck ? Do you even watch the super bowl DUDE ? Why you gotta wear that pansy bag instead of a badass basket on your motorized cart ? Sound dumb, dude
Jeremiah Garcia
How retarded are you? Even Americans and Leaflets commit to this...
Cameron Turner
Do you carry lipstick in yours?
Jackson Howard
Pretty basic business case.
I use army grade gasmask pouches.
Ryan Foster
>french "men" use purses instead of briefcases
Even your great grandfathers who surrendered were manlier
Charles Murphy
Probably this desu
Ayden Smith
kek
Go to some shithole in Siberia OP, I'm sure you'll like it more there.
Top kek you fucking imbecile. It's only wore by arabs and chavs. Want me to post basketball american or rednecks too ?
Gabriel Jenkins
Here's a typical German "male" out with his man purse.
Jonathan Diaz
Never seen anyone wearing them though, excepting for university-aged students very obviously in the running for a "sociology" or "african studies" degree, which I guess happens in every country, or are adorned by racailles (arab wannabe thugs).
Adrian Sanders
And here's a typical north american "male" out with his boyfriend. Notice anything ? That's right your IQ is at room temperature ! Well done.
Nathaniel Bennett
>spend one hour in the US >shot leaving the airport >$1 million ambulance ride + $5 million dollar surgery >tip the doctor on the way out but he keeps holding his hand out >tip even more until he touches the brim of his baseball cap
Gabriel Edwards
You just went to the worst places.
Oliver Wood
strange words to use. Capitalism is better than just Communism Also, apart from fatasses I think you need to clarify what they act like.
Aaron Torres
we aren't black we know how to contain ourselves
Xavier Perry
YANKS BTFO
Jackson Gray
Good one, Frenchbro
Grayson Sullivan
Yes, yes, thank you, but are you mocking me? Bit rude if that's what it is.
Andrew Stewart
>MALE PURSES
Juan Moore
>all these yuropoor nu-males talking shit >they'd all cry if you yelled at them in real life
Bentley Long
No, I'm serious. I had to laugh since I've seen lots of American tourists acting like this
Matthew Peterson
Sounds entirely possible. Do you have American bases in France too? Or do you expirience that behaviour from regular American "Europe in 5 days" Tourists?
Joseph Robinson
Oh so we have a Beckham fan from the other side of the atlantic?
Oliver Martin
wew
Adrian Reed
Oh thanks then chap! Might be that I'm being exceedingly on edge today, as it is with every other Valentine's day when I feel like the whole of the world is pulling a prank on me.
Colton Scott
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Noah Gutierrez
There literally isn't a single socialist European country
Julian Gutierrez
your average european couple
Jackson Collins
Not that guy. But I think if there would have been a Union Jack attached to his comment on your expirence with Americans, everyone would have recognized it as sarcasm. Foreign languages are a minefield...
Ayden Gutierrez
>let me tell you about your country
Jace Flores
Sweet. Wears a clock and a belt. What is the problem? European woman are complicated! So for every balck man that takes one there is a black girl to mate for us.
Kevin Torres
>user, angered by his stunt at the museum moves to taste the locale fair >AY YOU GOT ANY AMERICAN BEER AND AMERICAN FRIES IN HERE? >"sir we have belgium fries, would you lik-" >BEHGLIUM FRIES DONT GIMME THAT CRAP YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WE INVENTED FRENCH FRIES YOU DIRTY KRAU- >"sir this a belgiu-" >DON"T LIE TO ME YOU NAZI >"sir if your here to arg-" >I'M HERE TO TEECH YALL CAMMIES A LEESAN IN DEMOCRACY AND THE FAST MCENDMENT
Connor Rodriguez
There were once that I would know, though they featured more than only American soldiers what with them being NATO bases, and then de Gaulle became that little bit too irritated about being a buffer state and he kicked the bases out. So my convoluted way of saying "nah, not anymore". I think why the behavior of our American tourists aggravates us to that point is that, a) they're american, hence loud and arrogant, but also, b) that we're the most popular in the teenaged circles of Americans for whom Paris is synonymous with hon hon intellectualism, liberalism, and as with anyone from that age group, they expect the world to be at at their feet. So with them, you're thought of as an "asshole" if you can't be there to assist them in every little thing they're doing while circling Paris. >i am a 18-25 year old american from a upper middle class home whose parents are paying for this trip, coddle me while I visit here or I'll say you're an asshole basically.
Connor Perry
thread was done after the 4th post, why is it still alive?
Leo Morris
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Jason Jones
>Union Jack attached to his comment on your expirence with Americans, Bit tricky true. Which is why I can't let go of the thought that this post was probably sarcasm though: , Union Jack and all.
Jaxson Garcia
>tip the security 5 euro because that is the smallest paper money I'm dead.
Parker Reyes
>laud burger gets in peoples faces >gets told >goes back to you es eh >cries about it on 4chin
Evan Clark
I think they get indoctrinated too hard. Can't find another explanation. Why are Americans like that? Why don't they see when they're wrong?