Spend a month in Europe

>spend a month in Europe
>find out that all Western European men are weird, frightened little pussies, who get upset if you talk too loudly or get in their "personal space"
>tfw European men literally remind me of sensitive American women

What the fuck did socialism do to you guys?

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>it's normal for men to be more beta
>less fat woman to skew the 1-10 scale

Wtf I could've been a normie out there

Sorry we just couldnt handle you senpai

If u want to find real men go to eastern europe

i've never seen this
in fact going to america (well, to montreal) i saw much much more of that kind of people

>spend a month in the United States of America
>find out that all American men are loud, rude fatasses who get upset if you drink water or have sensible arguments
>tfw American men literally remind me of Russian women

What the fuck did capitalism do to you guys?

Non-meme response: Americans are dull-witted tryhards who are unable to fathom thought. Specify which country you weren't in, at the very least.

What really happened:
>user arrives in Europe, expecting to be greeted all jovially because he is "wacky as hell" American™
>people ignore him because Europe is more than a zoo for Americans to oggle at
>"golly gee, why ain't they noticing me :(? I guess I will just have to be louder? HELLO I AM FROM IOWA, PLEASE WHERE IS THE MONA LISA :)? BY THE WAY IS THE BIG BEN IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANOTHER COUNTRY :)))?"
>"mister this is a museum, you will have to be quiet or you will be asked to exit our halls"
>"FUCKING SOCIALIST SCUM ASKING ME TO BE QUIET, I WILL SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY HOWEVER I WANT TO SAY IT. REEEE you guys are like the american women at home that trigger me because I'm a virgin"

All manliness was bombed out of Europe.

They also have man purses there. topkek

Americans are loud and annoying when abroad. They are much nicer when they are in their own country.

so you were the typical american retard tourist and ppl avoided you
what a shocker

>They also have man purses

HOLY FUCK

>European men
No such thing you utter moron.

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These? They're called serviettes, and everyone has them for business.
Nothing that cringe-worthy about them desu.

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BUT DUDE BRO that's like so feminine like why don't you have a like a big truck ? Do you even watch the super bowl DUDE ? Why you gotta wear that pansy bag instead of a badass basket on your motorized cart ? Sound dumb, dude

How retarded are you?
Even Americans and Leaflets commit to this...

Do you carry lipstick in yours?

Pretty basic business case.


I use army grade gasmask pouches.

>french "men" use purses instead of briefcases

Even your great grandfathers who surrendered were manlier

Probably this desu

kek

Go to some shithole in Siberia OP, I'm sure you'll like it more there.

I'm talking about the smaller ones:
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How does that differ from a briefcase in any palpable sense you (lovable) buffoon?

Well only certified faggots use those.

They're purse sized. I'm not talking about the briefcase sized messenger bags.

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Top kek you fucking imbecile. It's only wore by arabs and chavs.
Want me to post basketball american or rednecks too ?

Here's a typical German "male" out with his man purse.

Never seen anyone wearing them though, excepting for university-aged students very obviously in the running for a "sociology" or "african studies" degree, which I guess happens in every country, or are adorned by racailles (arab wannabe thugs).

And here's a typical north american "male" out with his boyfriend.
Notice anything ? That's right your IQ is at room temperature ! Well done.

>spend one hour in the US
>shot leaving the airport
>$1 million ambulance ride + $5 million dollar surgery
>tip the doctor on the way out but he keeps holding his hand out
>tip even more until he touches the brim of his baseball cap

You just went to the worst places.

strange words to use. Capitalism is better than just Communism
Also, apart from fatasses I think you need to clarify what they act like.

we aren't black we know how to contain ourselves

YANKS BTFO

Good one, Frenchbro

Yes, yes, thank you, but are you mocking me?
Bit rude if that's what it is.

>MALE PURSES

>all these yuropoor nu-males talking shit
>they'd all cry if you yelled at them in real life

No, I'm serious. I had to laugh since I've seen lots of American tourists acting like this

Sounds entirely possible. Do you have American bases in France too? Or do you expirience that behaviour from regular American "Europe in 5 days" Tourists?

Oh so we have a Beckham fan from the other side of the atlantic?

wew

Oh thanks then chap! Might be that I'm being exceedingly on edge today, as it is with every other Valentine's day when I feel like the whole of the world is pulling a prank on me.

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There literally isn't a single socialist European country

your average european couple

Not that guy. But I think if there would have been a Union Jack attached to his comment on your expirence with Americans, everyone would have recognized it as sarcasm. Foreign languages are a minefield...

>let me tell you about your country

Sweet. Wears a clock and a belt. What is the problem? European woman are complicated! So for every balck man that takes one there is a black girl to mate for us.

>user, angered by his stunt at the museum moves to taste the locale fair
>AY YOU GOT ANY AMERICAN BEER AND AMERICAN FRIES IN HERE?
>"sir we have belgium fries, would you lik-"
>BEHGLIUM FRIES DONT GIMME THAT CRAP YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WE INVENTED FRENCH FRIES YOU DIRTY KRAU-
>"sir this a belgiu-"
>DON"T LIE TO ME YOU NAZI
>"sir if your here to arg-"
>I'M HERE TO TEECH YALL CAMMIES A LEESAN IN DEMOCRACY AND THE FAST MCENDMENT

There were once that I would know, though they featured more than only American soldiers what with them being NATO bases, and then de Gaulle became that little bit too irritated about being a buffer state and he kicked the bases out. So my convoluted way of saying "nah, not anymore".
I think why the behavior of our American tourists aggravates us to that point is that, a) they're american, hence loud and arrogant, but also, b) that we're the most popular in the teenaged circles of Americans for whom Paris is synonymous with hon hon intellectualism, liberalism, and as with anyone from that age group, they expect the world to be at at their feet. So with them, you're thought of as an "asshole" if you can't be there to assist them in every little thing they're doing while circling Paris.
>i am a 18-25 year old american from a upper middle class home whose parents are paying for this trip, coddle me while I visit here or I'll say you're an asshole
basically.

thread was done after the 4th post, why is it still alive?

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>Union Jack attached to his comment on your expirence with Americans,
Bit tricky true. Which is why I can't let go of the thought that this post was probably sarcasm though: , Union Jack and all.

>tip the security 5 euro because that is the smallest paper money
I'm dead.

>laud burger gets in peoples faces
>gets told
>goes back to you es eh
>cries about it on 4chin

I think they get indoctrinated too hard. Can't find another explanation.
Why are Americans like that? Why don't they see when they're wrong?