My class is going to go to auschwitz next year

my class is going to go to auschwitz next year
trips decide what i do

jack off in the gas chamber with everyone watching you

Wear a gas mask at all times. Can never be too careful

>jack off in the gas chamber with everyone watching you

Sorry "gas chamber" demolished long, long ago. You'd nearly think that the whole "Holocaust(tm)" think was wildly exaggerated. But I don't believe you're allowed to think that.

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yell: Hitler did nothing wrong!

Ask people where the souvenir shop is so you can get yourself one of those cool "I survived the Holocaust" shirts

yell the holocaust was a myth over and over until they drag you out

You a teacher OP?

keep asking if it's normal for this tour to give you a raging boner.

Run while jerking with your dick out and yell: "ICH LIEBEN DIR, MEIN FUHRER!"

This could be fun OP.
You could even appear in TV :-D

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Wherever it makes mention of 6 million, scribble it out with a marker and put 50,000

naw
im a university student

wowie kazowie nice quads

thanks lad

I have never been there. but apparently there are only 3 small furnaces there.
365x4.5 = 1,642 days
1,100,000/ 1,642 = 669 people
669/3 =223 people per furnace per day.

223/24 hours = 9.3 people per hour

It only takes 6 minutes to burn a human body?

This is assuming total 24/7 operation with zero breaks of any kind and not one second wasted for 4.5 years straight.

I'm not denying the holocaust, but the figures are exaggerated by a huge degree.

>Sorry "gas chamber" demolished long

No it's not I've been there 6 mouths ago.

op
draw a dick in the gas chamber

reroll

I know 6 gorillian didnt really did but it's a powerful place. They did a great job of making it as somber and depressing as possible.

You know, some were just executed, thrown into huge pits, burnt and then burried..

behave like a decent human beeing

Use grammar u fkn cunt

You know the holocaust includes all the executions, death squads, bombing, torture, starvation, etc etc? Not just the showers/ovens?

act respectful as to not disturb the souls of the dead

Leave a small trail of pennies leading into a gas chamber

start stocking up on beans

Ich liebe dich mein führer

Every few minutes ask someone if they smell gas

constantly high-five people

refuse to go and say "i dont wanna make a grave a tourist attaction"

then stay at home and post pepe`s

Scream "Wasn't enough!" every time someone speaks about number of executed prisioners.

You know I didn't include the total claimed death toll, and only the ones claimed at this specific camp, right?

wear really tight pants and put a dildo in your underwear so it looks like you have a massive erection the entire trip. Make it so blatant nobody can ignore it.

Bonus points for making a wet spot on your pants at the tip of the fake dick.

Kek