What do YOU want for /christmas/?

What do YOU want for /christmas/?

to break up with my girlfriend

figured i'd wait til february for the lulz

Nah duck that

Day after Christmas for years lulz.

>presents on Christmas
>sex with new girl on new years

Fuck
Your

Step 1: Have Christmas sex
Step 2: Finish inside
Step 3: Dump dat hoe
Step 4:???
Step 5: profit?

Death of Sup Forums.

Christ-chan, because I'm a fuckin' virgin.

Exactly


Nah just this board

I want to be visited by Heavenly Pete

Can you just give me cash? I need it for reasons.

We can bond together over drugs, son.

the courage to talk to me crush

"Kill me, Pete"

want to win lottery

Shoes I guess. I don't know.

What kind?

Step one. Stop calling her your crush you pussy. Just talk to her like she's one of your guy friends a couple times. Then ask her out to lunch.

Oh uh expensive vans. The more adult looking ones.

Tools, or money. But if I get money I probably wont spend it on tools. Come to think of it, my phone is disconnected. So getting that payed off would be ideal

Pic is related s conversation

Some peace and quiet would be nice. Xmas is always busy and stressful and I'm not a fan.

I usually get agitated, myself. At that time I drink a beer.