A Piece of Bread to appear in Spider-Man Homecoming

>That's right. A Piece of Bread is planned to appear in the upcoming marvel/sony film Spider-Man Homecoming. Details on the extent of his character are not yet determined.
moviefone.com/2016/03/07/a-piece-of-bread-cast-in-spiderman-homecoming

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Congrats to him. He's been working so hard

why did i even try following that link.

He's pretty good in a lot of films. I think he's a good addition to the Marvel franchise.

Bullshit. Calling this one, feel free to screencap. There is no way they'd put a high profile name such a high risk low reward property.

Why is the bread white?

Can't tell if this is leddit or just typical summer

Just because he's a high profile name doesn't mean he can't do some capeshit. Dumb nechbread.

His career will be toast after this

Is that some obscure Spider-Man villain?

Fuck off back to bakr. Nobody gives a shit about rye or pumpernickel.

Fuck

Nah you're reddit. This is classic Sup Forums

This. Why not dark bread or toast? Typically white bread privilege

>Not giving black actors a slice of fame
Smhtbqhf

>being an autistic cringelord is classic Sup Forums
Shit, I guess you got me there

reminder that Sup Forums is the birthplace of rage comics

P U M P E R N I C K E L E D

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Americans don't know what bread is.

class-A thread right here lads

>Look up A Piece of Bread
>Find out it's ancestor was matzo
DROPPED

This

Its not the 1960s anymore. Its time to stop adhering to the white bread default that meant that these characters had no choice but to be white bread or else they would not exist.

Thats the fallacy of the idiot racists decrying the destruction of creative integrity due to raceswaps: this illusion that making characters white bread back then was a creative choice rather than a required trait!

If that breads so great, why does it have holes in it?

Do you what bread is? Teach me about bread.

get that third world hole-ridden bread out of here comrade

this is a wholesome white bread thread
>he wishes Idris Breadba had gotten the role instead
fucking cuck mentality

>type "Jew" into Google
>First option
What the fuck right now

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