/brit/

slags edition

doing a wee

english land

what a coincedence i'm about to eat a 360g toblerone now

>black people are innocent

first for Theresa "Muslim Bingo" May

leave it in the other threads, yeah lads?

Most white people had literally nothing to do with slavery and oppression.

It was literally just the English.

If you see an Englishman, do not hesitate to give the bastard a thrashing. They deserve it for what they did to all of us.

got a psychiatrist appointment 'morrow but can't be bothered showering

can't let them see me with my pants down
coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now

>another valentines day where I get drunk alone at home

>military aid is the same as economic aid

> *psychiatrist appointment*
I'm listening.

black people didn't do anything it's evil whitey who made them violent savages!

I like it when she walks towards you.

tfw no gf extra strong today

not an argument

>black people are the good guys

>some money is different to other money
they just spend it on other shit because the states is buying their guns for them

N O L E G S

*doing a think*

she looks significantly worse there

not an argument

might give up the drink

>black people are the apex of human existance

doing a reverse racism

wish this leaf would fuck off

CRASH! Mum made breakfast

*drinks near you*

>black people literally did nothing wrong

>metal plate

gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
gee gee gee gee baby baby baby

i'll be out of here in no time
i'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

> rourkes
Kek

>hard day at work
>driving home
>see this when you enter town
>day gets even worse

>black people are the best

>tattoo

into the bin she goes

havnae seen this one before

...

>black people are simply innocent hippies

phimo really hates black people

really easy to rile up you rorkerunts
>post "colonialism was bad"
>one thread later you're still getting your knickers in a twist

who doesn't

no i don't
and im not a smelly hatposter either

>black people being savages is the result of white people

hmm... this thread bores me

you! dust my cabinets!

you! fetch me some wine!

and you... pick my cotton *cracks whip*

aaaaAaAaAAAaaah yesssssssss

sharting at this image

APOLOGISE!

my apologies

turtlemong really hates black people

>black people are not criminals and retards

we dindu nuffin

>black people dindu nuffin

>try something for hours
>can't do it
>come back after brief absence
>do it first try

is there a name for this phenomenon?

if i were black i'd kill myself so there'd be one less nigger on earth

i think rorkeridoo (rorke's australian cousin) has been broken

it's actually called shilbottle lol

horrendous gimmick

yeah it's called taking a break

thinking too hard

>black people are not bad

mean

don't know why virgins on the internet are always going on about valentines day
i would never even remember it if it weren't for them pointing it out

>black people are the greatest race in human history

The Programmer's Life.

>Hm? Oh yes, naturally I'm of the belief that people whose skin tone differs from mine own are inherently bad. Do you take me for a fool?

>rorke

>[post-ironically racist shitpost accompanied by a picture of a white male tipping a fedora]

all colombians should be killed

My mate bought me an elephant for my room

I said 'Thanks'

He said 'Don't mention it.'

>white people are pure evil

he knows

failed normies are funnily enough the most desperate for attention and peer approval

>mixed race people are the future

But would you racemix with a colombian girl (male)?

>white people ruined black people

it's not racemixing if there's no possibility of pregnancy

What did he mean by this?

>mfw i have utterly killed this thread

It's racemixing as soon as the balls touch.

colombians are alright

ahh yes, systematic racism doesn't exist

this never happens to white people

What was that about? Did anyone save it?

Czech 'em

>Feds
FOY

we had our front door bashed in when I was a kid because someone with the same name as my dad did some robbing

>this never happens to white people

another one added to the filter list mhmm

>feds
this is why everyone thinks blacks are idiots

Pay close attention to the numerals that will appear in the upper right hand corner.

police would never breach a door that way as a slow and labourious entry is a good way to get shot
surprise and speed are how you overwhelm someone not by slowly chopping their door down with an ax

he either did it himself or it was some other niggers trying to break in

reminder

you can also filter flags

Colombian girls (male) are fit as fuck, you guys are alright

oi aussie, cease with your babylonian ting fedoraposting before mi haffi bring 100 yardie rudebwoys to australia to bun up yuh yard, seen?

>smash the panel
>open the door from the inside
would take about 2 seconds and thankfully we don't have guns :)

roadmen have always said feds
this isn't america

Jazz the rabbit

Maintain a steady focus on the Arabian symbols that will express themselves in due time in that region of the text panel that is nearest your anterior atrium.

WUZZAP!

Hypothetically, if you were split into two people, do you think those people would get along with one another?