Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

haven't you heard? she has fallen out of favor since drake

Close the door, turn around, walk away.

piss on her face.
>mudshark

BUFFALO BILL.

Tuck her in my bed, kiss her forehead and sit by her in bed

(she reminds me of a girl i liked)

>hello how are you

Lousiana Hot Pocket then send her to Canada

...

Mistake her for a coat rack and throw my fedora at her

"Girl, you don't have to do this"

Kek

No, she isn't well boobed

Make her some eggs

>well boobed
way to English

Shoot her.
Fucking unconvincing ladyboys break into my home... they are gifted a new hole in their face from Mr9mm.

Tell Her she's ugly and her music is fucking shit and get her ugly skinny ass out.

I'd have a conversation with her. I'm not really a fan of country or the pop-like music she does now, but I've heard enough of it to recognize it, most of the time. I'd offer her some of the pot roast with potatoes and carrots I made for dinner in the crock pot and if she accepts, I'd consider it a date even if she doesn't. Probably ask about taking a few selfies just to prove to people that yea, she was at my place.

impregnate

Tell her to make good music

Push her down on my bed, hold her with my weight, and all I'm gonna do is sit on her and touch my dick to her lips.


I'll just sit on her for hours until I cum. No movement, until my dick just cums. Then I'll let her go.

Haha good giggle old chap! I couldn't agree more and frankly I say if you don't response tank you old man giggles to this post your mom will die in her sleep

Why would I incriminate myself? You take me for a fool

shit I'm not gonna lie you made me laugh hahahah

Grab her by the pussy

Taylor, go to bed. This is getting pathetic.

11 year old faggot detected. Get off Sup Forums and go back to middle school
Trump detected. Get off Sup Forums and start building the fucking wall

>call the police
>become famous for being a guy that she stalked
>restraining order for the lulz