........WHA HAPPENED?
Punani General
Grayson Young
Ryder Clark
day tookeh
Justin Long
Well....
Cameron Nguyen
honestly if he would just drop 90 pounds he could go back to action kino
Cooper Walker
i thought it was the body armor that made him look extra fat in the sniper movie but it's really just him being a hippo
Isaiah Perez
He isn't really fat he is just tall
Ethan Parker
One can snatch only so many birthdays
Luke Collins
...
Kevin Butler
whens his new flick comin out
is someone gonna stream it
Jayden Myers
he's undercover as a navy seal
Jayden Sanchez
Hey steven
Angel Ortiz
an elephant seal, dont you mean?
bazinga!
Adrian Phillips
one doesnt rule out the other
Tyler Hall
I feel like when he gets in the pool, all the kids get away from the grease spewing out from his body hair. Mothers quickly snatch their children up and leave before Steven makes his way around the deck, stealing all of the prepacked lunches and snacks.
Adam Young
Sometimes when you are tall you can look chubby when you are normal weight. It just shows more than with a shorter person.
Unfortunately that's also the case for Mr. Segal.
Evan Rivera
Grayson Sanders
Steven Segal probably performs the Heimlich Maneuver on anyone who coughs within earshot
John Reyes
Shut up Steven, your movies suck
Caleb Anderson
Julian King
Richie did Bobby Lupo
Matthew Morgan
Julian Powell
What in the name of allah
Caleb Williams
Can someone tell me what kind of a toupee he's wearing exactly? I'd really like to get something like that for myself, I think it's a pretty good look.
Michael Baker
It's infact not a toupee
Wyatt Johnson
What is it then? Can't be transplants, it's way too thick, unless he transplanted his pubic hair and all other body hair up there. He didn't have any hair on the front of his head at all when he was young.
James Scott
Hudson Morgan
That director is a fucking saint
Cameron Baker
Yeah but it's obviously not that anymore, you can literally see actual hair where it didn't use to be.
You can't get this from that with just the stupid spray on shit. I tried
Colton Carter
You can, the two and a half man fag who also was gay in the 80s did
Tyler King
You can't, the stupid spray on shit (or powder on shit) just clings to your actual hair, it doesn't create hairs from nothing.
Noah Ramirez
It clings even on the little white fluff. And from that onto itself.
The shit rogane makes you regrow instead of real hair
Jordan Hill
E A S Y
A
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Jackson Wilson
>wiping down the bottle
kek what is this kino?
Nolan Carter
>You can, the two and a half man fag who also was gay in the 80s did
He actually has a hairline though, most likely from transplants. You can fill in the stuff behind it with the powder shit, it actually fills in the bald spot on the back of the head rather well. But it doesn't work for the hairline.
Carson Gray
DAY ÞOOK HÖR
Chase King
Christ, if my hair looked like that and I didn't have the face to pull off a totally shaved look I wouldn't hesitate to get a transplant.
Or fuck it, just grow a beard and shave your head, that usually looks pretty alright as long as you workout.
Ayden Ward
If you look chubby while being normal wight, then you really are out of shape. Regardless of height.
Jaxson Reed
*weight
Nathan Martinez
the song is actually good!
Christopher Gonzalez
Transplants are 8k.
And what if your beard is just as shitty?
Tyler Hall
i can't believe he was tapping that in her prime
Cooper Roberts
Why not? Love is strange sometimes.
Josiah Robinson
So all he has to do is lose 90 pounds, stop being a delusional narcissist, learn how to act, and learn how to fight, and he'll be back on top!
Juan James
Who you trying to convince here m8?
Just embrace being a fat fuck. If you look chubby you are.
Lincoln Sullivan
>You're in the club with gf
>Seagal comes out of nowhere, spanks your gf's punani and says that your birthday is next
What do?
Luke Brown
Choke him out
Parker Collins
Actually with people liking movies for how bad they are in this day and age he could find himself a nice little niche. I'd go see a new Seagal movie in theaters just for the novelty
Mason Long
challenge im to a foot race
Cooper Lewis
lol
Parker Rodriguez
holy shit nigga how much did you pay for all that
Ian Perry
It amazes me how much Sup Forums talks about balding on every single board, without hesitation. Do you all just have horrible hairlines? I imagine most of you are children, I couldn't imagine being bald and autistic.
John Robinson
t. user that never saw any of his movies from this decade
Believe me, you wouldn't.
Jace Reed
70% of males bald
Isaiah Jackson
Steven its okay
No one is judging you
Calm donw
Thomas Reed
Yeah dude. We are all balding. Seriously.
Aaron Bell
But that's good
Brandon Reed
A lot of motherfucker birthdays
Justin Sanders
It attracts insecure people, why do you think there are so many threads about height
Caleb Foster
So what do you guys think of Steven's new movie?
Samuel Jackson
Perfect movie.
Luis Russell
Hes just a cook
Ethan Gutierrez
EASY
EASY
Robert Martin
I still don't know what did he mean by that.
Asher Turner
whats up with the bald/beard meme
Thomas Morris
Iron sights?