I LOVE this country. I ADULATE this country. Why is it so perfect, Sup Forums?

I LOVE this country. I ADULATE this country. Why is it so perfect, Sup Forums?

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>perfect
HA!

bretty good women good at sexy time

south east germany is very nice
reunification when?

FUCKING BRITBONG TRAITOR
EXECUTE
YOU FUCKERS SOLD US TWICE IN TEN YEARS, ONCE TO HITLER AND SECOND TIME TO FUCKING STALIN
KILL YOURSELF AT ONCE FOR SUPPORTING 40 YEARS OF RAPE OF EASTERN EUROPEANS BY FUCKING IVANS YOU CUNT
YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY US REPERATIONS FOR 40 YEARS OF ECONOMICAL DISASTER BROUGHT TO US BY FUCKING WESTERN LAPDOGS, CUNTS THAT HAVE NO DIGNITY
KILL YOURSELVES AT ONCE
ENJOY TYRONE'S COCK YOU CUNT

I must admit, Czechia is pretty great
Probably the best slavic country

You mean Upper Germany

Czechia is literally the biggest non country in eastern europe. Your women are only known as whores and your men as cheap workforce for germans, your economy is owned by germans
All the culture you claim is direct appropriation of german culture
>beer
lol
>architecture
lol
>history
lol

all german

you are the definition of a non country,
even your hate for the russians is copied from the poles that you try so desperately to be part of, to achieve a sense of belonging that you lose when germans show you the shoulder

All in all you are bunch of immoral huns, civilized only on the surface, and with nothing unique to show for yourselves, you remain bitter people with prolapsed assholes.

>ENJOY TYRONE'S COCK
?

Czech is so funny

yes we sold you just like the dirty euro niggers you are
enjoy your irrelevance

>Macedonia
The only thing you are known for is CP and Alexander you fuck. That's litterally it
You are Bulgarian colony

>happily supports communism
>>>/leftypol/
>>>/labourgeneral/

dzien dobry is much funnier than dobry den desu

Really? Ok
I like how they use 'h' a lot
gówno
hovno

what did he mean by this?

why don't czechs NEVER czech them?

shame your country cant do world politics
only way to get anybody to talk about you is to change your name again

what are you doing in Czechia, Grzegorz?

for poles, some czech sentences look like polish speaking by 2 yo kid, and its cute ;3

Czechs have funny commercials youtube.com/watch?v=Dkn-dlcSCEo

>using g instead of h
Are Poles just russian 2.0?

>Are Poles just russian 2.0?
Rosjanie to prawosławni Polacy

i love czechia desu

Takže Poláci jsou jenom katolický Rusové? :^)

Chuj wie :D

Why aren't we talking about the Best City in the World ITT? Share your Praha experiences.

True, but I'm used to it because they talk that way in West Slovenia too (ma kej hovoriš, mona?)

marry me and call me a slut

>Share your Praha experiences.
I just took a shit
legit Praha experience

Yeah, but you took a shit in a richyl decorated Habsburg townhouse in the middle of a bohemian neighbourhood where Czech writers drink absinthe in old taverns while Russians were shooting reality porn outside your window. You just don't get that in Ljubljana, population 280k.

desu ljubljana looks lovely too

Should be called Bohemia or Moravia tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ
Czechs are hilarious

kuzu, pls

that is really offensive

take that back pls

Spain should be called Catalonia or Leon tbqh

see how retarded it would be?

should be named Czesko

Instead everybody call it like we do, hah

So, I read that one in two Czechs lives in a flat. Does that mean Prefect Praha has massive rows of blocks of commie?

Yeah, pretty lot of them

not so perfect after all

Looks like my place

But Proto-Slavic had "g" there, not "h". You're the weird ones here.

>being proud of being a Slav
We are Germanics

And we are Finno-Ugric, but what does it have to do with "g" being more archaic than "h"?

Czechia is a nice little country, but would anyone notice if it got absorbed by Germany? There's no real border anymore.

*reunites you with slovakia*

A Czech girl moved to Finland

She killed herself in a forest

I never got this, why did they separate? I know it was very quiet and no bloodshed, but they both end up in the EU after all, so what was the point?

well they used to be separated before they were merged during (I think) the treaty of versailles, the idea being that you have a slightly stronger power to stop others from kicking off as much

but they're really just two different countries with different languages and cultures, czechia used to be it's own little kingdom in the holy roman empire

the EU is different to previous things so I don't think you can really compare them

who wouldn't

Slovaks were underrepresented in parliament, I've heard

Oh, ok. That makes sense.

We were just different and Prague was centralizing too much power

Isn't Slovenia basically a smaller, better Czechia?
Kinda like Czechia is to Poland.

I am proud of this post
Bravo Czechia