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Tēvzemei un Brīvībai!

Par Latviju!

Hello moor namefag attention whore

I am going to get a gf

Paha Sapa
The perfect gf

inb4 lewd canadian poster appears

nope

youtube.com/watch?v=c0jDZBOQ94M

inb4 he blueballs me again

nope

>1 hour of dark fantasy country music

>waiting on boss to say if i get the day off or not

its 100% chance of rain

let my niggas go bossman

Ye

if dubs just say fuck it senpai

lads™

...

>Fathers going into surgery today or tomorrow
life is shit

More proof Minnesota is rightful Canadian clay

awww shiiiit senpai

but theyre about to start new hires and clearing house

so theyre looking for an excuse to fire folks

but i dont think ima have to work

He will be okay

I just say "man", tb'h

We'll trade you Minnesota for the rest of Cascadia, senpai

I hope so.

What do they use in Washington and Oregon?

>arkansas firmly dudebro capital

I'm from Pennsylvania and never been to the North-West coast, honestly; everyone I've met there likes to use "Guy," though.

Dogald Trump and the Democats

Minnesota is Somalian clay.

>tfw tornado warning

might die today lads

I say bro, dude and guy and sometimes buddy

>bro
>buddy
>dude
>fella
>pal

>Not just saying lad

build mattress fort

stash snacks and water in it

shitpost from there til the warning is over

fuck off back to that british cesspit of pakis

but i love you

after all this time on here I say lad now irl but everyone else just looks at me weird

I say lad but not often. /cum/ has gotten me saying bud.

Hans Island is Canadian soil.

If it's Canadian, why is it named Hans Island and not John or George Island?

I had a very long dream about fucking my mother last night. I dressed her up in a schoolgirl outfit and then I began to run my hands all over her 53 year old body. She stroked the hair on my chest, kissed me, and sunk to her knees. My mother then slide my boxer shorts
down and began to lick my penis. She also used one hand to fondle my balls. I grew hard an soon her face was buried in my pubic hair. After a few minutes I laid her down and slipped my hand into her panties, I stroked her pussy and she began to moan. She moaned "Bernd, its so good, you are such a good son." I then, while continuing to rub her pussy, leaned foward and began to suck on her large breasts. She embraced me and I felt secure in her breasts. After a while I stood up and slipped her lace panties off her legs, her skirt was still flipped up on her stomach. Now I entered my mother. She moaned my name and pulled me closer. We locked lips, mother and son, and then I began to cum. I filled my mother with my cum and when I stepped back she was dripping on her bed, full of her son's semen.

now I need to wash my sheets

I don't usually say this
But I think it's time for you to get laid
Even a prostitute would be good enough

checkmate

>The island is named after Hans Hendrik
>Hendrik was hired by the American explorer Elisha Kent Kane for the 1853–55 Second Grinnell Expedition to search for the lost Franklin expedition.
Read up on the Franklin expedition if you're ignorant of it. Hans was /our guy/ and if anything weakens Greenlands claim. Denmark is irrelevant in the situation.

Also maybe google before attempted banter.

So what you're saying is that it belongs to America?

i think thats what he's saying

thanks for the island maplenigger

Again, maybe try at least reading the first few paragraphs in Wikipedia if you don't want to continue making an ass out of yourselves.

I want to be locked up in a mental hospital. Life is so easy there. Have you ever been in such a place?

on the contrary

im going to keep making an ass of myself and not read the paragraphs on your shitty unimportant island

you do know that we are just shitposting.. right?

Fuck you, the island is ours. You said so yourself.

It's actually kind of important. I'll spoon feed you a little.

Think of China building islands to try and claim they own more ocean territory. Think of what happens when the north passage opens up due to the ice caps melting. That little island could give ocean water rights that mean a lot of money in the future.

going to visit my mother today /cum/

what should i buy her?

>I go into /cum/ to have serious political discussions and get angry when others aren't joining in

give it to america

we will defend what you can't

>bossman calls
>no work

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

I charge you 100 bucks an hour to pleasure your mom

I accept your surrender and admittance to being wrong. Such is to be expected from a tiny country.

ebin dude

When the ice melts more odds are your ships will hang out north because of Alaska anyways. You'll have to legalize and buy our seal products to use the Hans Island passage though.

The Sino-American War will be over water rights
Are you ready to die for water?

Or we'll just tell you to let us and you will
I mean what are you gonna do about it? NATO doesn't protect members from infighting and nobody's gonna kick us out over it

we'll make sure to cut a deal while trudeau is in office so we can bully him during negotiations

We'll report yourself to you and the logical and red tape fuckary will cost you billions in court so we win either way. Free policing of our territory and robbing the Americans of their own tax money.

Just offer him a red balloon and lewd manga that's banned in Canada.

i wonder what kind of lewd manga he likes

prolly shota or femdom

The more banned in Canada, the better I think.

I wonder what Trump and Putin like?

You think you'll have zero court costs, user? And what's stopping us from invading?

Good morning snowflakes

Beavers, seals, moose, and awful weather.

morning lad

who a cute boy here?

It was good

hey canada, here's your island, bitch

that's a photo of pepe

are you mentally okay, Denmark?

I bully Canadians on Sup Forums sometimes but I like Canadians in real life
I've only met a couple in real life and they were nice people

i'm punching u

i bully canadians but i generally like them

but i've met two in real life and they were both faggots

one had a sleeve of tattoos of bible verses in hebrew, guy was a douchebag

no you aren't? there's no one in my home.

if there was i'd invite him out to breakfast.

TIL you can make (((((anything))))) look suspicious by putting several sets of parentheses around it.

So he was a Jew?

(((((You)))))

I'm nice to canadians online, but I've met a few in real life and most of them were dorks. Some were cool.

...

did you beat him up?

The Quebecois accent is pretty cute buds

yeah but just imagine that i'm punching you virtually, online, yeah?

no he was a christian

he thought it was extra spiritual or some shit. A whole fucking sleeve of different sized hebrew verses

nah i just ignored him when he came to parties at my place, guy tried too hard with girls and came off cringey so it was always better to avoid him

Made a thread

Most canucks I've met irl are pretty chill tbqh

it just seems a ton them here get asshurt way too easily

>it just seems a ton them here get asshurt way too easily

Take that back

case in point.

I'd rather imagine you going on a date with me to Timmies.

We'd get bacon biscuits, and take our coffee and go for a walk in the snow. Give me some of your hair.

*pats canada on the head*
Ssssshh, easy, bebi, easy... I'm ur friend, oki?

He'll probably feel silly about the tattoos when he gets older.

the first thing i'll do after becoming rich is to buy a golf course in any british isle

he shouldve felt silly picking them out

i swear one of them was the "walk through the valley of the shadow of death" verse

good song
youtube.com/watch?v=qrC78f0U85Q

First thing I'll do after becoming rich is to buy a massive area of land and build a medieval keep for a home.

trash edition

Most people end up regretting their tattoos. Like getting stupid little quotes or a girl/boyfriends name who they break up with soon after. Tattoos are just a bad idea desu.

>windsor

So how are you gonna be spending today, Windsor?

>Are Kansas
I'm going to finish up my lab work and study for my class later
I've evolved beyond the need for love and gfs