Kirby has just absorbed you!

Kirby has just absorbed you!

What power does he get?

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Self loathing

OCD

Being semi-able to selfsuck

Cuck

surgical pains, comedy, strong MMA training, Strong Tinder game and mild autism.

He obtains the ability to grow or shrink depending on the amount of other items Kirby has eaten, however he will be completly made up of macaroni.

A KERMIT VOICE

Athleticism that is countered with slight autism and possible asperger's. He also becomes black.

The power of being a lazy asshole.

I punch Kirby in the dick and he spits you out. I proceed to eat you. You will say nothing.

depression and recurring suicidal thoughts

The power to pull threads off reddit and post them on Sup Forums. By the way you're a faggot OP.

risperdal tits

Crippling depression!

hella depression and a love for lo-if music

Osteoporosis

Bifidus Regularis
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Cancer, no joke

He is now 6'7 and can grab cereal from top shelves

crippling allergy and depression

having a small penis but large sex drive

a useless bachelor's degree

Alcoholism, have fun Kirby.

the power to achieve dubs

A fetiche for shemales

>fetiche

diabetes

pedophilistic homosexuality