Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
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Self loathing
OCD
Being semi-able to selfsuck
Cuck
surgical pains, comedy, strong MMA training, Strong Tinder game and mild autism.
He obtains the ability to grow or shrink depending on the amount of other items Kirby has eaten, however he will be completly made up of macaroni.
A KERMIT VOICE
Athleticism that is countered with slight autism and possible asperger's. He also becomes black.
The power of being a lazy asshole.
I punch Kirby in the dick and he spits you out. I proceed to eat you. You will say nothing.
depression and recurring suicidal thoughts
The power to pull threads off reddit and post them on Sup Forums. By the way you're a faggot OP.
risperdal tits
Crippling depression!
hella depression and a love for lo-if music
Osteoporosis
Bifidus Regularis
youtube.com
Cancer, no joke
He is now 6'7 and can grab cereal from top shelves
crippling allergy and depression
having a small penis but large sex drive
a useless bachelor's degree
Alcoholism, have fun Kirby.
the power to achieve dubs
A fetiche for shemales
>fetiche
diabetes
pedophilistic homosexuality