ITT : a retarded turn of events

ITT : a retarded turn of events

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>its another Tumblr is the New Black shill thread

Nigger faggot show

You're already made this thread, just with slightly different wording

Orange the new black is fucking awful. There's literally no redeemable quality for it. The acting is stale and the writing is uninspired. The only mildly interesting plot point was Vee vs. Red. Everything else is so disgusting.

i haven't watched this since episode 6 of s1
who she pointing it at?

Her mom.

>goes from being a weeab wanting to get her kid out of the system to grabbing a gun and putting it to the head of a guard, guaranteeing at least 20-30 years on her sentence

10/10

she's pointing it at a sociopath CO

...

She had to do something this season.

Remember that time Oz did everything better?

No

How did she die ?

I just watched the scene on youtube . It was like 3 minutes of her just laying on the ground

Heart attack right ? I'm fucking confused.

she didn't die

poussey got crushed by a guard/crazy eyes

I dropped the show after the middle of season 3 because it wasn't going anywhere. I read a synopsis of season 4 - wow it got really stupid. Glad i stopped watching.

Who would you have written to have the gun?

Daya made no sense.

Kek my cousin was watching OITNB and came down talking about how badass it was that piper just got branded with a swastika, and I told her really four seasons for something moderately cool? Let me show you something from a better show about prison. And then I showed her Beecher shitting on Schillinger, and I had completely forgot that Beecher had a brand on his ass and I rubbed it in her face that what she was waiting for for 4 seasons happened in the first episode of oz. she dropped OITNB and started watching oz instead, I feel accomplished for turning her on to something that wasn't SJW shit and that actually had a real plot that escalates and always ends with real violence not just a fake out where you think something badass will happen and then it ends with someone just getting shoved. Seriously that was actually something I saw in season 3 when someone was watching it. The mentally ill dude was in the bathroom and chicks came in like they were about to fuck her up and all they did was push him and walk away.

>she didn't die
>poussey got crushed by a guard/crazy eyes

But she did die.

It just makes no sense .

the grill with confederate flag is cute desu

>The mentally ill dude was in the bathroom and chicks came in like they were about to fuck her up and all they did was push him and walk away.

Yep

One of the problems with this show is nothing really happens. The stakes ars so low its hard to care

This show can sometimes seem fairly balanced but then there's shit like the cartoon war veterans that destroy any credibility.

This. It took a whole season for anybody to get even remotely fucked up and she lived through it. Oz's first episode had someone being burned to death.

I wanna buttfuck her in the pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

Oz is god tier telekino.

>a show watched exclusively by middle aged, closet lesbians wives looking to escape their marriage

WAAAAAAAALT
WHERE IS MY SON

Fucking this,

*elder god tier telekino

Agreed. Then you'll see faggots bring up the aging pills subplot. It's pretty retarded, but most of the god tier telekino we enjoy has at least one retarded subplot. Except maybe Deadwood or Rome because they were too short.

>exclusively
>even though you've totally also watched it
no user, that's rizzoli and isles

"don't let my daughter get into violence and drugs"
>leaves prison
>daughter immediately gets into violence and drugs

don't forget the
>"don't do drugs"
>"You're NOT my mom!"
scene

Yea you always have faggots bring that shit up, but in a show where there are 20+ characters with their own subplots you are going to have a few that are pretty ridiculous. Shit even ones that you figured would be shit ended up being good, like where they got dogs and Alvarez trained his to fuck somebody up. At least I think it was Alvarez.

I don't watch shows about degenerate whores that break the law.

No that was Greg Pinders. Alvarez trained his dog as a seeing eye dog and taught him to respond in spanish, and gave him to that guard he blinded.


So proud of Alvarez
:' )

and yet you've watched this one
oh user, so shy, no need to be reserved

I don't even have netflix. How would I see it?

>Weeb cracks and starts shooting everyone

Is it that far fetched?

...

This season is such shit. It's a brown person murder fantasy.

thought you were referring to daya since there hadnt been shit about poussey in the thread

Except Oz is in a fucking high security prison. Litchfield is minimum security. Of course people in there don't have the same agressivity.

Ok, question, why the fuck would you advertise something like this as being some badass prison show and then make it fucking minimum security? I'm not 8, I can deal with something being slow and not constantly badass, but who the fuck is actually interested in a show that's 90% just talking? And I don't mean important dialogue like how BB was 90% talking, it's literally just stupid cunts sitting around a prison bullshitting after the first few episodes of s2. Believe me I tried to watch it, and I wanted to like it, but I'm not gonna watch fucking 12 hours of tv to see one kind of interesting thing.

Quit watching this shit show when Larry started fucking Polly.
Started turning into a fucking soap opera.

>shows name is orange is the new black
>inmates don't even wear orange normally just brown
P O T T E R Y
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>"When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. Then you remember there is no God.”


What did she mean by this?

Who?

>advertise something like this as being some badass prison show
It's a SJW comedy drama. I don't know what you saw to make you think it would be some hard edged prison show. Most of the media coverage on it is about shit like how progressive it is for having a tranny and a non white cast.

Thats the fucking point you dumb nigger. An interview the book writer did said its to show all the small shit the public really doesnt know about the prison system/prison lives

as in a fantasy where one murders a brown person
because I'm pretty sure no white people have died this season

The first season was advertised like that, and having been made by the bitch that made weeds I figured it would be since weeds even though it remained fairly light hearted did get pretty extreme at some points. The first season also made it seem like that would be how it was even if it was slow, and the second season started like it was about to get really good, and then they threw her back in the first prison and it devolved in to stupid cunts bullshitting for an hour at a time. I dropped it somewhere around the 7th or 8th episode of that season and then saw part of season 3, the part that I described in my long post above where the tranny got shoved in the bathroom but leading up to that they were making it out to be some badass moment where something big was about to happen, and that confirmed that I made a good call dropping it.

It should have been Maritza who grabbed the gun. Or at least build up to why Daya would take it. Bitch had zero screen time this year.

they shoulda just had daya on a short sentence. her character's pretty much useless after that bennet/pornstache plot.

>actually watching interviews for this shit show
Top kek, fuck back to tumblr faggot

god

she meant CYKA BLYAT

aging pills

I want to fuck Maritza

why do they call her Rainbows? or is her last name Reimos or something?

either way she's qt as fuck, she's like a tiny egyptian felon

>hurr durr in a show with 200 plots throughout 1 of them was bad
You're just as bad as the people who bitch about the fly episode of breaking bad. You can't discredit a show as a whole because of one retarded thing, especially when that's one of, if not the only bad thing about it.

>holding a gun like a retard

Fuck she should be jailed for that

Maritiza is the one who shoves him over in the first place which caused him to drop the gun so at least she had that going for her.

what the fuck man come on don't be rude

she's not a retard she's a woman, get it right

you expected an untrained childish girl to hold the gun like a professional?

don't be so triggered

pick your harem

...

Vause
Brook
Maritza

There's not a single OITNB character even half as great as Adebeesi and Shillinger.

Alex, Tricia, and Poussey

Nigger faggot tweet

true facts

the last two seasons of Oz are pure trash

go rewatch them, it's really terrible

Adebesi's death definitely marked the decline of the series but it's the same case as Dexter, yes the earlier episodes make it look like dog shit by comparison but it's still great tv.

Maritza, Poussey, and probably Brook.
There's really not that many standouts in terms of hotness.

>feminist self-awareness

Season 3 was basically all build for Season 4 so your patience will pay off. A LOT of shit goes down in Season 4.

Litchfield is a minimum security women's prison. By definition things wouldn't get as rough as in Oz. When Piper briefly goes into a maximum security women's prison, it's implied that the people there are a lot more intense than Litchfield is and it looks more like a "prison" prison. And in the show Wentworth, things are a lot more intense as well.

and once again, it's all build up to the next season

shit ass cliffhanger at the end too

4 seasons is way too fucking long to wait for 4 or 5 awesome things.
>oh shit piper got branded
>oh shit piper is doing hard drugs
>oh shit a gun in the prison
All these things happened in oz, the first two to Beecher, and was done much better and without 4 fucking seasons to set them up, the first two happened within a couple episodes.

See

this show is a comedy before anything

and because of it, the writers don't let the show linger on intense/dramatic/fucked up shit for too long, and when it does there's always stupid ass levity with tumblr humor and retard jokes

Flaca, Morello, Maritza.

Or no harem and just exclusively make love to Flaca for the rest of my life.

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a prison show a comedy not a drama?
>inb4 tumblr
For real who the fuck legitimately thought that was a good idea?

Her last name is "Ramos".

It's also mentioned by others from other prisons and old ladies that have been around that for all that litchfield has it's bullshit it's a camp compared to most places. A big thing keeping them behaving is that litchfield is much easier than max or psych or getting transferred somewhere else.

Got brothers that have been locked up over the years, in and out of max and min, they both say their only gripe for the reality is that the girls are too hot. Female prisoners apparently let themselves go waaaay more than in the show.

Also getting paid for work is some bullshit that never happens in texas. Along with a tranny getting into a female prison.

But both say they get the boredom/loneliness shit better than any prison show (yeah they saw oz). Apparently that's a big thing. You're real fucking bored. You'll do drugs and join a gang and dig around for hiding spots for contraband not to survive but just to kill boredom. One never smoked cigs in his life but made a game of it in there just to find places to hide and smoke and fuck with the guards. You just get bored.

lesbians
mancucks

white people

Like in 4x13 where Caputo makes his speech and Taystee starts a riot, everyone's getting their weapons and then the two white trash meth heads dissolve the tension by being idiots.

Why the fuck do those two even get screen time anymore

Isn't she hiding like mega tits under that prison uniform?

the show can't take itself seriously

oh shit someone wants to murder Red... oh they just hit her with a lock

oh shit Vee escaped! uh oh grandma got run over by a minivan

etc.

it wouldn't bother me as much if the comedy bits were actually funny and not just a bunch of dirty dyke jokes and ugly women talking to each other all the time

Looks like someone is pissed she only had 5 minutes worth of story all season.

>milf diaz introduced like she's some kind of prison mother to the younger latina girls
>none of the latina girls except gloria and daya give a shit that she's leaving

I know that the writers have ADD and can't even remember the nationalities of their Latina characters without putting up a huge chart in the writing room but her exit was incredibly anticlimactic.

Never seen this shit, but does anyone wanna explain to me why you would blatantly show off a gun that you managed to get in prison? A gun could be a get out of jail free card if used properly.

There's a small riot going on in that picture so most of the inmates are present. She just got the gun because someone shoved a guard and it flew out of his hands so it's a heat of the moment type thing and it's definitely not like she could have grabbed it and quickly hidden it, like half the inmates in the prison are right there.

This season needed more Chang.

>Bring in new inmates
>They're all side characters who do fuck all
>With the exception of Judy King, most annoying bitch on the show
>Only old character they shifted out was mama mexico and she wasn't even one of the worst ones

Send tranny to men's prison, send crazy eyes to psych, send yoga bitch home, send Daya to max, keep fucking Healy institutionalised. Shank Judy King to death and all fucking guards must fucking hang.

muslim, hawaii girl, the nazis, and tinfoil hat did do some shit

yoga bitch can never go home. she killed a kid. she's in for life. likely just in minimum because she's old

Yes to the guards getting the axe. These are the most incompetent and callous guards in existence. They're needlessly cruel and demeaning and they back each other up against accusations of inmate abuse that they KNOW is true. Even the cute blonde guard needs to go. Humps needs to have the shit beaten out of him and then killed.

seriously some of these guards are like Oz-tier fucked up

Humps is some edgy faglord, that fat as fatass just wants to eat donuts and drink beer, the other bald headed bitch loves his power trips, and Piscatella has a fucking inferiority complex that he overcompensates with by being needlessly cruel or w/e this is min security you big gay faggot, these women pose no threat to you

so many unlikeable characters in this show, that's really what it is, that's what makes this show bad to watch, there's no one to rally behind or care about when all your characters are total fucking assholes

And it's not even funny assholes like It's Always Sunny or anything, they're all just dull, catty and mean

Vee vs Red was the worst plot line on the show.