Guess how old I am and where I live.
Winner gets a special prize.
Guess how old I am and where I live
Justin Jenkins
Colton Richardson
No one wants to see your dick, user.
Kevin Rogers
43, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Oliver James
Obviously a yank. No where on earth would anyone wear a backwards baseball hat.
Caleb Davis
Who said I had one? Fuck dude, jumping the gun on that shit, Calm the fuck down, fucking homo.
No but seriously I'm a lot older than I look. I bet 9 out of 10 people reading this were in diapers or not existent by the time I hit the world.
Fuck you I'm 53. I'm 53 going on a million going on 15 going on kicking your fucking ass in real life. Suck it.
Wyatt Hernandez
>How old
Too old to be here
>Where I live
My guess is in a trailer park near a school
Nathan Jenkins
Cp when?
Robert Clark
17
barber shop
Brody Reyes
Kinross, Michigan.
Sebastian Sullivan
...
Anthony Watson
>late 30s
>broke into somebody's house
Tyler Sanders
I don't always wear it backwards.
Robert Wood
26 kansas
Oliver Rivera
3/25/63
Nathan Turner
so 53 and broke into sombody's house?
Robert Bennett
29
Somewhere in Maine
James Garcia
39 florida
Jordan Edwards
46 north dakota
Connor Johnson
No, I'm living with my folks. I'll find work, most work up here is in logging or corrections. I'm going to inherit this house one way or another.
Michael Bennett
36, smoker, Minnesota
Michael Phillips
44 northwest territories in that canadia
Tyler Davis
39
Alaska
Elijah Johnson
>living with my folks
how old are the old geezers?
Dominic Lee
Alaska
Ayden Morales
You live at the library in Chicago and you're 22
Kayden Lopez
I already fucking told you. U.P, Michigan, right on the outskirts of kinross. Badass territory. There's literally a bison farm only about 10 miles from here. Go look up what bison are.
Jonathan Morales
congrats, you are special.
FUCK YOU!!!
William Sanchez
...
Dylan Garcia
33
Cameron Nguyen
Damn, you nailed it. Off by about 20 years, but people getting getting the 3.
Nathaniel Torres
Come fondle my 3 healthy balls.
Blake Myers
...
Wyatt Reyes
now tits or gtfo.
Henry Cooper
Psshhh... I live in Lexington, MI. I've got a bison farm about 10 miles from me too. Not even a unique and special snowflake.
Sebastian Phillips
All I have is the power of photoshop. Watch this next one, it's hilarious. I don't have shit on this comp.
Robert Thomas
...
Bentley Clark
California 27
Nathaniel Flores
There's your titties you fucking homo. You only wish you were a real man.
Henry Cooper
I'm no homo, I am just a houso.
Leo Collins
40, in a van down by the river
Dylan Harris
29. Northern California
Juan Jones
>houso
Is that U.K? We're known as yoopers up here. But I've heard that before.
Evan Stewart
I got that reference. OP here.
I LIVE... IN A VAN... !!!! DOWN BY THE RIVER !!!
Levi Edwards
98.
Iron Hills
Dylan Flores
Isaac Nguyen
36, Anchorage, Alaska
Jacob Williams
There's about three or four people who have said Alaska. Trust me, it's about as cold up here in the U.P. and I've lived most my life within this region, well almost 20 years in New Hampshire but close.
But this is an unusually warm time. Supposedly that el nino shit.
Anthony Fisher
What have you been doing with your life last 10 years OP-53 ?
Liam Moore
Honestly, just surviving. I could write a book about it and it would be interesting. But that's basically it, and extend that to the last 30 years.
Julian Johnson
What was the prize for guess in your age and location?
Joshua Murphy
Nobody guessed it, I gave it. But I was going to give you this;
videosprout.com
>inb4 I wouldn't click that shit
Fucking homo degenerates.
Benjamin Price
Aren't you a hobo degenerate but?
Carter Lewis
I think you failed to finish your sentence.
Ayden Sullivan
Aussie here, what's ya mums house worth? Mate moved to the US with $70,000 AUS and bought a house out in the Ozarks for cash. Houses in Australia cost about $400,000.
Eli Bell
Nah its an Aussie thing to add 'but' on end of statement concerning factual stuff
Eli Gutierrez
184k is the appraisal value, but it's been mortgaged they owe about 30 grand on it.
400k USD is a lot of money in the U.S.
Jack Miller
Cool good luck mate
Lucas Butler
Don't need it, but thank you.
I know they cracked down on gun control a couple decades there in australia, but can you still buy shit like this?
Julian Moore
samefag, I have a different model of that same gun, and a 16 gauge semi auto and a 12 gauge pump and a glock 31 .357
I bet you think I have a small penis, don't you?
Xavier Baker
Is that the secret hobo chat up line?
Josiah Perez
No, this thread is dying anyway.
Let me just give a shoutout to all the motherfuckers out there who are healthier than me, I'm gonna live to be 90 I guarantee it. I guran-fucking-tee-it.
But all you fucks out there. You're only worth what you're worth; who decides that, and what are you willing and capable of doing.
Christian Allen
samefag I'm an old fucking man and I'm gonna need to get to work soon.
You fuckers have no excuses.
Jacob Bailey
Age 30
Portland Or
Adrian Ward
53 outskirts of kinross michigan.
Read the thread
Jaxon Sullivan
I guessed before it read it. baked as fuck
Hudson Carter
>how old you are
30something
>Where do you live
The Forlorn Cavern?
Hudson Ramirez
47, under a bridge
Owen Price
I like this
Jordan Edwards
Yeah I'm fucking stoned. I don't smoke everyday, but when I do, fucking blasted.
Robert Allen
Give me some crazy shit to do. I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Levi Sanders
22 and you did way too much meth.
Camden Hughes
You live in Ohio Canada and are 37 years old
Bentley Taylor
48 Boston
Carter Watson
Damn, you got me.;
I've only been here for a few days and even I know to use the catalog. Newfag.
Julian Morales
I do speak with a stereotypical boston accent, but I got it from new hampshire.
James Diaz
People up here have accents too, mostly a combination of redneck and I think european, maybe finnish or german. Yoopers have an accent. I'll have it soon enough. I just got here.