What's up Sup Forums. Texas motel guy here again. Trips decides what I do tonight?

What's up Sup Forums. Texas motel guy here again. Trips decides what I do tonight?

Also I'm high, AMA

shit on the front desk

punch someone

Watch Star Wars you nigger.

Put a pencil in the tip of your dick and post it here

Is that the family guy on tv?

Sort of am...

Yessir

Fire alarm and pics of patrons in pjs

1. put porn on the tv and post picture
2. in strawberry jam write I hate chicken on the front desk (post picture)

yeye

cum on the TV screen

What do you think of the turd burglars who think you are watching star wars?

Steal as much cash as you can

roll

break and egg on the tv screen

roll

grohl

I used to work in a hotel front desk throughout college, that view is bringing back some serious memories. Also it doesnt surprise me you're high, that is an absolute shit job.

Come share yo weed wit me

Put your dick in a blender and turn it on

cry about your job and future

Go to the room with the most amount of people, or the nearest room with elderly people. Knock, and when they open the door, let yourself in, strip naked, and then proceed to casually jerk it. Don't stop jerking it.

shit on the stone

roll

Check in a guest with your pants secretly off.

roll, after checking them in stand up and do the helicopter thing with your dick.

Maybe something that isn't totally fuckin retarded. - OP

Where do you go to smoke? How much do you smoke at work?

Shit on the coffee table. That's what burglars do

Cum on the front desk and leave it there for someone else to clean

step 1: acquire rock salt and flour
step 2: acquire dime bags
step 3: put rock salt with a sprinkling of flour in the dime backs
step 4: disperse randomly around the outside and/or inside of the motel during a break
step 5: stream surveilance of the areas of dispersment

The pool room, it has this big fan that blows air outside.

And a bowl

send room no. 56 a bottle of champagne with a note saying "from room 57, the doors open"

crap on your own sock

Would anyone care if you got caught? Is there a lot of people tat stay at your hotel-motel?

egg up anus

Use the face cloth to wipe your ass next shit.

order a hooker to a random room

Send her to room 118 and make blonde and petite and she isn't hot enough and if this thread disappoints me ill report you to your boss in the morning.

I work at a hostel in Europe and let me tell you that has to be the shittiest desk I've ever seen. Motel employers sure must have low standards in Burgerland

Roll

Nah