Happy Anniversary, LeXplorer.
Happy Anniversary, LeXplorer
4 (four) years 11 (eleven) months
Anybody writing to him
is he still in the clink? is he really away for 4 years? oh my god... that poor dumbass...
i still cant believe he actually went to jail for being a dumbass shitposter
Is bopman the GOAT shitposter?
Wouldn't have gone to jail at all if he could learn to just shut the fuck up
I wonder what Bubba gave him for his birthday?
Story?
I wonder if his sister Katie Ledecky visits him in prison and if they talk about which side of their family is responsible for their receding hairlines.
>Lex got drunk
>Said he was going to shoot up a school in Ohio
>Named specific school
>Fell for the fbitipsubmitted.jpg meme
>Reported himself to the police
>Arrested and extradited to Ohio
>Prosecutor throws the book at him
>Ledecky Defense Force inc
What if...
Could you imagine if he went in there and made all the right moves - got ripped, manned up, got respect - and was "runnin' the block"?
Eating mad honey buns, calling the shots, other convicts doing his laundry and cleaning his cell?
It's possible, right?
He's not crying himself to sleep every night, right?
He COULD be thriving, right?
best case scenario is that he joined the aryan brotherhood and is taking white dick instead of the alternative
>I am scared for my life. I am literally not built for this situation.
4 (years)/11 (months
NEVAR FORGET
No. Once inmates find out he's in there for threatening to shoot up a school they'll be looking for ways to take his ass out. If there is one thing they don't fuck with it people that harass kids, and "I was drunk and didn't mean it" is not going to save him. He'll be lucky if he survives his time in prison.
>mfw I was reading the publically released prison metrics and surveys for the prison hes in
Shit didn't paint a good picture for what he would be going through ;_;
when did he start his sentence?
oh no
that poor boy
he has no edge... he needs to go full American History X tattoos and weighlifting or he'll die.
he very well may die...
this isn't funny. this is sad. i'm sad now.
>publically released prison metrics and surveys
where?
He's been raped at least once by now, possibly shanked a couple times as well. He's got a target on his back and probably spends his time in isolation because he won't be safe in general population
he probably took soap or a toothbrush from another convict before commissary hit his books and thus got instantly into debt and is being passed around like a Stephen King paperback.
>he's literally in jail right now
What an idiot
>Lex gets released
>Someone asks for picture of him to see if he worked out at all
>His ass is as blown out as Hope Solo's pussy and has meat flaps hanging all over the place
>you will never scope LeXplorer out of the crowd in prison and ask him to join your crew
>you will never mentor him on how to survive
>you will never get him to smuggle cocaine balloons into your cell via his asshole
>you will never protect him from prison bullies
>you will never craft him into a stone cold killer
>you will never help get him released
>you will never get him addicted to crack cocaine
why live
>Implying the LIDF isn't Katie just shitposting 24/7
if he is in minimum security part that's mostly white collar shit, if he is in medium he is fucked
Is this the worst thread on Sup Forums's history?
There are far worse threads
you must be a newfag who wasn't here during the non moderated summer Sup Forumss
you dont know some of the wild shit you missed
>tfw forever associated with Lex
99% of your country would love living in an American prison.
Peru's #1 gameshow would be "WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN AN AMERICAN PRISON" because it's such an improvement to starving under a woolen poncho.
bop in peace
What are the odds Lex becomes a power bottom in gay porn after he gets out?
>5 years in prison for shitposting
has anyone visited him?
You don't know what the fuck youre talking about.
That would be literally every divegrass thread ever
>threatening to shoot up a school
>white collar
pick one and only one
>Tfw we all get sent to prison for shitposting racist nazi frogs
PENALTY
ILLEGAL BOPPING
FIVE YEARS IN PRISON, SECOND DOWN
does anyone have an address to send him dank memes?
that was Jerry Sandusky lad
You guys have really warped views of prison life. Hes most likely fine, enjoying 3 meals a day, working in some sort of prison industry, and spending his free time reading or taking correspondence courses. He's probably also heavily involved with the prison ministry, since LeX was always a devout Christian. I'm sure this period in his life has been one of tremendous spiritual growth, and that he will come out of prison a better man and a better member of society.
that's not what Prison Mike said
...
I hope so, user
lol
Would you guys let a girl pee on you?
Some frog poster should send him a different Pepe in the mail every day until he gets out.
t. Kyle's mother
Duh
>throws the book at him
>out by 2020
lmao he got off easy
depends on a lot of things but hypothetically, yes
>Attempted Making Terroristic Threats
>Attempted Making
You can get arrested for attempted crimes.
Attempted assault might be one you've heard of, for example - if you swing a baseball bat at someone with the intent of bashing their brains in, but you miss for whatever reason, you still committed a crime
What the fuck? Hasn't even been a year yet? LMAO
yes, i get that, but "Attempted Making Terrorist Threats"? as in he failed to make a "terroristic threat," essentially dindu nuthin, but the intent was there and that is punishable? i don't think there is a crime there without an action. And beside, he did make the threat, so why not just call the crime "Making Terroristic Threats"?
>tfw Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin died over 10 years ago
I hear he's been making mad gains lifting weights on the inside
>haha that's bullshit right
>nope
why is this allowed
i just read the other day on here that someone said he has ESPN, and teaches people how to get a GED and that he's doing good. can anyone confirm?
Correspondence courses? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a friend in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.
I remember this happening, but what's the Rutgers reference from?
Is there cake?
this lmao
you guys watch too much tv
LeXplorer did nothing wrong.
Why the fuck do American prisoners like to fuck each other in the ass so much? I mean it probably happens elsewhere also but this is Sweden levels of assfucking.
I think its because he made the threat knowing nothing would happen.
Do you think he's come to enjoy the anal rape?
anybody has an address? I'll send him some love letters.
it became a cheap plot device in fiction and then life imitated art
>this shit school is in our glorious Big Ten now
It's mostly just an overused trope. I have a friend that did 5 years and he told me pretty much everyone just fucks fleshlights these days.
>actually getting arrested for shitposting
Always makes me smile.
>reporting yourself to the police
>Hillsborough police county
>sheriff lawless
>being a janitor FOR FREE
> $0 Cash
>manlet
It was all perfect to the last detail
new memes
i'm fine with that
Every day is black friday now for lexplorer
He's probably making huge gains. By the time LeX gets out he will be swole as fuck.
will he remain in Sup Forums or will he become the god of /fit/ ?
Say what you want, he was a fucking retard but seeing Lex always makes me feel nostalgic for the time when Sup Forums was actually fun.
>he does it for free