So I have these shitty neighbors they've only been living there for 4 days. Dirty cunts keep getting their dogs to shit in my yard, flicking cigarette butts on my driveway and yard and pissing through the fence onto my property. I hadn't even met them let alone had the chance to piss them off until today. Talked to one of them this afternoon and bought up the cigarette butts and strong piss smell and his response was "where am I supposed to piss then cunt?" And "Those butts aren't all mine"
Seems I'm not going to get anywhere talking to these mouth breathers.
Got any ideas for ways I can fuck with these guys? Sabotage Pranks Etc Will post results over the next few days of any action I take.
Mason Evans
Oh oh I know
The police
Kevin Stewart
Pretty much. Fuck litter bugs.
Jackson Scott
1) get helium tanks, many 2) break into his house and tape the windows / doors etc 3) fill house with helium. lots of it. all of it 4) put a lot of benzin in one of the rooms, pref. not bathroom. maybe bedroom. spill that shit everywhere 5) take a wii mote and a wii inside his house and remove the chipset where the graphics card is on 6) wait until they come home and switch on wii with controller 7) ????????? 8) profit.
William Gray
Man up, grow some balls and go talk to the neighbor and tell him to cut his shit, or its just going to escalate and get worse probably.
Mason Parker
There's a way to fuck with their sound system, you need to get a transmitter and such, but you can start playing music through their speakers at like 2am.
Gabriel Wood
Can you explain what this is supposed to do captain autismo?
Austin Cooper
This is hard for me as i am lover of dogs and animals in general, but if they are such a fucking primitives, their dogs might be the same, well.. poison them
Jordan Rogers
Police have taken details down, but won't intervene unless it's a threat to public safety. Also talked to their rental agency and got basically nowhere, the rental agency said "it's really hard to find tenants for rentals at the moment, we don't want to upset tennants"
Ryder Wood
wii starts to have internal sparks. cant explain good in english but gases from benzin and helium tanks collide and can explode even tho the sparks are just inside the wii. there's even gas clouds that can be sparked by a cellphone call that's why on some gas stations u cant use your phone in south america, because they unload that shit so not very secure
Hunter Reyes
I have loud libtards neighbors like that. Shot their cat (because they're libtards, and they're loud).
They don't know their cat's gone forever. But they've been a lot quieter :)
Liam Jones
It's called Be a fuckin man and tell him that if you see one more cigarette butt or smell piss one more time that you're going to cave his fucking head in you gigantic pussy.
Henry Kelly
Helium is a noble gas. It doesn't react with anything.
Lincoln Martin
i know but it makes the explosion stronger
you cant spark the helium as easily as the benzin, so you burn the benzin room with the wii and then the helium burns
Jordan Jones
if its the same LL just complain and ask that the LL clean it up. if they say nope get a lawyer. BUT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE STOP PAYING RENT. YOU CAN NOT LEGALY HOLD RENT HOSTAGE.
Dominic Long
Told him this afternoon that the butts and piss were fucking bullshit. His response was "I'll do what I want" Didn't threaten him, seems like the sort of scumbag that would react badly and probably target my wife
Alexander Rodriguez
I like you.
You make me feel better about me.
Owen Campbell
shoot his cat or dog. ESPECIALLY if he's a libtard.
Oliver Thompson
Or you could just fill the whole house with helium, if unnoticed you can suffocate from it, because, you know, no oxygen. Seems much simpler
Dominic Bailey
Not paying rent, I own my property, part of the reason it pisses me off so much that this is happening. Work my ass off to build something of my own and this dicker is literally pissing on my efforts
Joseph Ross
They are upsetting you. Do they prefer you or them?
Jose Adams
No. Helium by definition can not burn. It can not oxidize. Tanks of pure oxygen however would be MUCH more effective.
Jeremiah Russell
why did my neighbours house explode then
Juan Baker
What about an electric fence in your garden? If you set it up in the right way, they will piss on it.
John Ramirez
I own my property so I guess from their standpoint they have no incentive to help me out. They're not making money from me
Cooper Rivera
Burn down their house Wear gloves and throw bricks through their windows Valve stem remover on their car tires Murder them in their sleep Poop bag on fire Cut their cable every night Leave dead wild animals on the hood of their cars Buy pigs blood and smear it all over their cars Leave fish all over their property to rot
Hunter Parker
Doesn't work as you think it does
Lucas Butler
I love animals but outdoor cats are a scourge to native species so I can somewhat support this. I bet the libtards pride themselves as animal lovers too.
Keep them indoors.
Jose Foster
no1 biting :(?
Parker Torres
Electric cattle fence down your fence line. Next time the bastard pisses on it he will light up like a lightbulb. Only bright moment in his life I'd bet.
Grayson Sullivan
they sound like trump-voting americans tbh
imbeciles. trash. filth. human garbage.
Brody Bailey
lean a huge trash can full of water against their front door while they are inside
Parker Howard
get a piece of chicken stick laxatives in it throw it in their yard, dog eats it then shits fucking everywhere in their house
are they renting? contact the landlord, make a complaint
Charles Allen
Holy fuck thats evil i like it hahahaha
Isaac Mitchell
just set fucking cameras up if he pisses on your fence again just report to police for public urination
Joshua Powell
Put fish in their gutter. Leave nails/screws/broken glass on the road at the end of their driveway
Evan Wilson
Location, location, location.
Jaxson Walker
>butthurt libtard thinks this is the thread to vaginally bleed about the election
Angel Gonzalez
If you live in a area where you are about to have a winter like me, then ice the entrances to their home at night. They can seriously get fucked up slipping on that shit and it really cant be traced to you if you don't get caught. Most will assume it was natural.
I'd pick like 10 things off this thread though, make their life as much a hell as they are doing to you.
Henry White
Get a restraining order. Force them to move.
Blake Cox
Set it up so that they touch it when they come too close to your fence
William Johnson
First to check Satan on b
Ryan Mitchell
>helium >sparks
you fucking stupid cuntlick, l2chemistry
Levi Moore
Shit in their yard every night. It's like two birds one stone, getting them back for the dog shit and the human piss with human shit
Luis Turner
When we built here we were the first people in the area. Unfortunately a builder/ developer bought all the surrounding blocks and built a bunch of near identical places which they rent out. Australias finest have since moved in. To be fair the rest of the neighborhood is filled with decent people
Evan Morales
And that's why you never buy a property next to rentals.
James Nelson
that developer increased your property value.
you're welcome.
Jayden Reed
I got trips nigga so follow pic related
Kayden Hernandez
I'm betting OP lives in an utterly fucking scummy part of some shitty bumfuck nowhere kinda town
Samuel Cooper
>cuntlick
Cooper Campbell
You have to be trolling. Who would actually do this?
Adrian Ramirez
I second the valve stem and cable thing And buy like gallons of syrup or bags of sugar and pour it around their house!
Jonathan Ross
forgive them
Samuel Gonzalez
Fuck, I wish I was man
Logan Anderson
hardly, you'd spend several weeks sealing everything in order to make it airtight. House probably has some form of ventilation too.
Jonathan Brooks
Too Christian for me I'm afraid
Elijah Bailey
Get some farm animals and make sure they shit all over. Make living there absolutely hell for them. Cut your muffler off and leave your car running in the driveway for an hour in the middle of the night while you clean your shotgun on the porch. Get some of the quality gonna fuck you up bugs that Australia has and set them loose in their house.
Oliver Cox
Mate just told me to release Taipans in his yard to kill the dogs and likely them.
Henry Jackson
I don't know, but I'm tell you one reason it didn't. Helium.
Jeremiah Williams
where the fuck do you live that they dont have bathrooms?
Nicholas Butler
Taipan in their fucking car mate. But only if you think you can nab one without getting killed yourself.
At the very least it'll send a message
Easton Lee
Your big mistake was bringing it to their attention. You shouldve just played the nice guy and slowly sabotaged them i.e slashing their tyres, bleach in fuel tank, breaking their mains power box and so forth.
Owen Adams
...how do you just acquire that kind of ape?
Robert Baker
Disregard this I'm a sleepy nigger and thought this was an Orangutan.
Ian Martinez
Australia haha There's an ensuite and a main bathroom in the hous within maybe 15 feet of the fence. Just pigs really
Jace Taylor
Did you consider arson? The police would probably think it just burned down from a stray cigarette.
Luke Ross
Not as evil as you, mr. Satan
Kevin Richardson
Get a shit ton of small tacks, let them soak in a sandwhich bag of rotton meat, spread on yard. Or glass. Or nails. Or syringes. I dunno user. Dogs arent supposed to be shitting in your yard if they arent yours. So give them paw infections. Bonus if they eat the tacs
Charles Butler
Probably because of natural gas you dummy
Christopher Torres
Brutal! effective but brutal
Jack Walker
AN ORANGUTAN????
Charles Gomez
Leave a gas can in your front yard with sugar in the gasoline and then make it look like you're not home while they are. No doubt they'll steal your gas and total their car.
Noah Martinez
This op. Now that you confronted him and failed if you start fucking with his shit he'll know, and it will probably end with a physical confrontation so your best bet is to just man up and kick his ass next time this shit happens. If that's not a possibility let us know, it will inspire more ideas
Benjamin Bailey
If they are dumb ass fuck and wifi then you can do Simple hacking and hack their computer and place a keylogger and just wait and get their credit card info and more (btw I'm not a retard just posting this to look like a shitty user but hacking isn't that hard and the method of doing the hack I explained wouldn't cost you a thing.)
Henry Powell
Yeah. And orange taipan. Orangutan. Fucking... Taipan are those pig looking niggas with the elephant snouts right?
Samuel Rogers
This is pretty genius. Or if they're abbos rinse the gas can out really well and clean and then leave it out
Bentley Martin
That's a good idea. Buy their brand of cigarettes and use them to start a fire right after they leave.
Christian Sullivan
That's crafty! I like it!
Mason Myers
Use Google you fucking mong.
It's a fast venomous slipnoodle
Ryder Hall
Slipnoodle or dangernoodle.
Easton Roberts
oh, lemme guess, aboriginals? immigrants?
Blake Bailey
This one
Matthew Reed
>Fun fact Lmao!
Adrian Reed
Shit I Was thinking of tapirs. Those drowzee looking chums. Not a venomsnekker
Jose Watson
Branching off this idea, get whatever they smoke and take out all but one cig. Replace tobacco with chemical of your choice. Make sure you never touch package with bare hands, and buy from stores far away. Drop package somewhere after they mow the grass, so they think it fell out of their pocket or something.
Jack Walker
Oooooooooh man this is actually perfect.
Aaron Young
>Taipan are those pig looking niggas with the elephant snouts right?
i think those are called tapirs
Samuel Hughes
Wel since cops now know youre a disgruntled party youd be a suspect in any wrong doing.
So better make it hard to trace.
Caleb Perry
The boopersnoot of the outback
Isaiah Watson
I totally agree. I was hoping they'd just agree that it was Shitty behavior and stop it. Not sure I'll have the option of kicking their asses, there's more than 2 of them living there, pretty sure they're all doing it. Seriously going to install a camera tonight and see if I can catch them doing it.
Jonathan Young
This
Jonathan Collins
Buy felon level amount of drugs. Hide under their house. Pull cig wrapper out of their trash. Put cig with drugs in it. Call cops, say you found it in your property line. Tell them you have seen them getting under house a lot recently with suspicious packages.
Michael Lee
I did that once Still don't know who took it, but I sleep better at night knowing they probably at least fucked up a lawnmower
Colton Wood
make it and electric fence on your side, when he pisses through and it hits the cable... *zap* motion sensitive lights& cctv for evidence collection.
oh op... pay a pair of guys to go to his house & beat the living fuck out of him and leave only saying 'from now, you behave'. You tape it all and occasionally project it onto the building opposite his.
Caleb Powell
Dump used motor oil on their property and have a pile of used oil filters next to the house where they can't see... Report them????
Carson Ramirez
Friend did that once and the guy had to pay fines and had to pay to get the area excavated
Aaron Jones
Hide a gun on their property and give the FBI a tip, saying they are terrorists or something
Jacob Butler
Excellent.
I guess you are living in a classical American housing, one that has no fences and the lawn shows no boundaries with the road and your neighbours.
If your local law permits it, you should build a fucking wall around your perimeter.
Dominic Williams
Kek
Luis Campbell
Feed his dog chocolate every day and watch it fuck right off